Chapter Seventy-Four: My Sister Can't Be So Shaken
Chapter Seventy-Four: My Sister Can't Be So Shaken
The fragrance of the rice mixed with the saltiness of the luncheon meat is like an invisible hand, gently pinching the nose of the String of the Criminal Department, scooping up a spoonful of omelet rice, and sending it into the mouth, "Hmm!! The face of the penal department Xianzi was wine red, his left hand supported the counter and tried to maintain his body balance, the moment the omelet rice was entered, he felt a stream of heat flowing wantonly in his body, and the black silk legs under the skirt were close together, constantly trembling, as if he used all his strength to swallow the omelet rice in his mouth, and the penal department Xianzi instantly felt like a loss of strength on the bar chair on the side, "Sister Xianzi." What do you think? Am I qualified? Jiang Yunfeng looked at the strings of the criminal department with a smile and asked knowingly. Brushing a strand of hair scattered on his forehead behind his ears, the strings of the torture department propped up his body lying on the bar, panting violently, with each breath that the broad chest was shaking regularly, Jiang Yunfeng's eyes also trembled with the deep ravines exposed under the V-neck of his shirt.
Seeing Jiang Yunfeng's stupid appearance, he wanted to tease him for some reason, took a deep breath to stabilize his emotions, and just wanted to open his mouth, the first button of the V-neck of his shirt was finally overwhelmed, and he broke free of the restraints and flew up and hit Jiang Yunfeng's forehead. "Oops!" Jiang Yunfeng, who felt a pain in his forehead, reached out and touched it, took off a button from his head, picked it up and looked at it carefully for a moment, always feeling familiar, and suddenly realized, and looked up at the more majestic chest of the string of the criminal department after losing its restraints. I didn't do it, pretending not to care, the strings of the criminal department put down the spoon, pulled the V-neck a little away with his left hand, fanned the wind with his right hand, overlapped his legs, and said charmingly, "Oh, the omelet rice is too hot~~ People are so hot~~" I saw it! See! The black lace used to set off his chest, feeling that his nose was slightly hot, and there was something liquid to flow out, Jiang Yunfeng immediately called his concentration as a mature man in his thirties, forcibly removed his eyes that were firmly sucked, and turned his back to meditate in his heart: prosperity, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. Then exhale a breath of turbid air and go in and out of Sage Mode. Congxin turned around and calmly said to Xianzi of the Criminal Department, "Sister Xianzi, can you tell me clearly, are you qualified?" Seeing that Jiang Yunfeng was no longer teased by himself, Xianzi felt more interesting, got up and walked into the bar, came to Jiang Yunfeng's side, and said with a smile, "Qualified, of course qualified, then this will be your internship location in the coming week, come on!" With that, he turned around and prepared to return to the lounge. Jiang Yunfeng hurriedly picked up the omelet rice on the bar and said loudly, "Sister Xianzi! Didn't you skip lunch? Eat while it's hot! The Xianzi of the Criminal Department turned around and stretched out his head to Jiang Yunfeng's ear and said with a smile, "What a stupid boy, then, today my sister will teach you a lesson, remember, a woman's words cannot be trusted, the more beautiful she is, the more she will deceive people." At the end, he gently bit Jiang Yunfeng's ear with his teeth, and kissed him lightly on the cheek by the way, Jiang Yunfeng "poof", his face turned red, he covered his ears with his hands, and pulled away from the strings of the criminal department in a panic, he had never been so close to a strange woman in his previous life and in this life, it was really a sad song for otaku.
Seeing Jiang Yunfeng so panicked, Xianzi of the Criminal Department said secretly in his heart: He is really an innocent little boy. smiled and said, "My sister is teasing you, if my sister is 10 years younger, she will definitely not let you go!" With that, he looked down at his open mind. Jiang Yunfeng handed the button in his hand to the Xianzi of the Criminal Department, who was stunned for a moment, then pinched Jiang Yunfeng's nose, and said with a smile, "I gave it to you, and it will be regarded as a meeting gift for my store manager." A figure flashed, Jiang Yunfeng's eyes darkened, and he felt that he was pressed to a soft place, and the familiar smell of perfume told him that he was 'facial cleanser' by his sister.
Jiang Yutong looked at the strings of the criminal department vigilantly, and said, "Store manager, please don't attack my innocent brother, this makes me embarrassed as an elder sister!" The Punishment Department just smiled, made a reassuring gesture and returned to the lounge. After the store manager left, all the male creatures in the audience flocked to Jiang Yunfeng, and they all offered prices to exchange the 'Gift of God' they held, and as there were more and more competitors, the price code became higher and higher, and finally Jiang Yunfeng used this 'Gift of God' to exchange his favorite 'Ai-chan' swimsuit figure from Mr. Himura's work with a thin glasses house.
On the 5th day of the internship, Jiang Yunfeng made the omelet rice ordered by the guests and put it in front of the bar, and his sister Jiang Yutong came to take it away and sent it to the guest's table.
"Kiriko-chan, I'm coming to see you again."
Jiang Yutong looked at the fat house with the eyes of looking at garbage, and said with a poisonous tongue, "The master is not dead yet, which makes me embarrassed as a maid." It's really mantis. ”
The comrade said with a happy face: "Please insult me more!" ”
"The master made such a request, it's really heitai." Jiang Yutong looked disdainful, lifted his pedicure wrapped in transparent black silk, and then said, "Then." Heitai master is being insulted, but at the same time, do you still want to be trampled by me? ”
The comrade was pleasantly surprised and excitedly said, "Please do so!" ”
"Master dream!" Jiang Yutong picked up the tomato sauce and wrote the Japanese word 'cockroach' on the omelet rice: "Please finish it quickly, and then hurry up and die." Then he hugged the tray and went to the next table with a happy face to ask for the menu.
Jiang Yunfeng turned his neck mechanically and asked the strings of the criminal department who came to his side, "Store manager, you are the wrong nerve, why do you recruit someone like my sister as a waiter?" The strings of the criminal department pointed to the otaku who were still happy after being insulted, and said, "The noble and cold appearance, with the character of shaking S, this contrast is the selling point!" Two months ago, I recruited Yutong sauce, and it was the most correct thing I have done since I opened the store! ”
After seeing the turnover of the first two months like a rocket launching into the sky, Jiang Yunfeng was speechless, and sure enough, the sentence circulating on the Internet in his previous life was correct: A good person is not necessarily a good person, but a good person must be a good person, and a good person is a good person among good people.
This is, the doorbell rings, and a muscular brother pushes the door in, with a golden pot lid, strong muscles and a military T-shirt that is about to burst, indicating the identity of the person who came, who else would it be if it wasn't Uncle Billy, the manager of the bad bookstore opposite.
Uncle Billy saw Jiang Yunfeng behind the bar and took the lead in greeting, "Yo!" Man, it seems that you are doing well, why don't you come to my place? Jiang Yunfeng shook his head with a smile and replied, "Uncle Billy, I'm still underage, how can I go to a place like yours." "I secretly said in my heart: Except for the works of several teachers, I have no love for other three-dimensional. Billy said disdainfully, "Less garlic, I don't know you young people yet." He handed the leaflet he was holding to the Punishment Department and said, "The manager of the Punishment Department, the Akihabara Dessert Contest will start in two days, and this year it is very large, and almost all restaurants and coffee shops in Akihabara participate, so now I will ask you what you mean." Xianzi of the Criminal Department looked at Jiang Yunfeng with inquiring eyes. Manager, I'm going to the next training site in two days, so I can't help you. Jiang Yunfeng replied with an embarrassed face. Xianzi of the Criminal Department looked at the propaganda poster with a regretful face and muttered, "It's a pity." The store that wins the team competition will not only receive a prize money, but also a full-color hardcover autographed version of the masterpiece "Monday Plump" specially sponsored by Mr. Kishi Himura, and take all the characters and multi-costume figures. Jiang Yunfeng, who was cleaning the dishes, heard the name of Bicun Dairy, and immediately interjected, "Participate!" Our 'Cat House' will definitely win the championship! ”
"But aren't you rushing to the next internship location? I'm sorry to delay your time. ”
Jiang Yunfeng patted his chest and said, "It's okay!" I can take a leave of absence, but I want comics and figurines after I win the championship! After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and opened the address book to find Erina's mobile phone number.
At this time, Erina Nagikiri, who was in control of the overall situation in the kitchen of the training hotel, suddenly heard her mobile phone ringing, and took it out suspiciously, it was actually Jiang Yunfeng, and her face suddenly bulged into a bun, okay! Miss Ben bought you a mobile phone, and entered your phone number and mobile phone email into it, you guy didn't even want to send me an email after returning to Yuanyue, let alone making a phone call, Miss Ben is very angry now! I pressed the answer button and asked angrily, "What are you doing?" ”
"That. . . Miss, can you use the privilege of Shijie to help me ask for leave? I would like to stay in Akihabara and participate in the dessert contest before proceeding to my next training location. ”
Akihabara? Dessert contest? Erina Nagikiri hurriedly searched the web with her mobile phone, and after seeing the details, she smiled at the corner of her mouth, put her phone to her ear from the beginning, and said, "It's not impossible to ask me to help you ask for leave, I have a condition, you have to participate in the individual competition, and bring me the autographed hardcover collection of Yumeno Sakiko Sensei's manga "Monthly Girl" in the championship prize, and the hardcover autographed complete collection of "Love Metronome" by Kasumigaoka Sensei! ”
"This 。。。。。 It's a bit difficult, miss. ”
"Then you just wait to be expelled from school!"
"Okay~~ I promise to bring back what the eldest lady wants!" Jiang Yunfeng put down his phone and lamented, "This is really a life... (To be continued)