Carnival (Extra)
And the girdle. But there was a lot of space in the stolen dress, and she made good use of it, and a happy smile appeared on her face. She tucked her long blue hair under a feathered floppy hat—the most frighteningly ugly hat Piltover's latest fashion. Jinx slid alongside each other, swimming among the guests with dead fish eyes. She smiled stiffly, trying to resist the urge to yell at them. Only extraordinary willpower can force oneself not to grab their shoulders and shake everyone up vigorously.
Jinx's original plan was to set off fireworks at the observatory atop Earl Shavik's estate, but a wedding was struck...... What could be a better place to make a mess? In order to make his daughter's wedding banquet a grand event, the Earl really did not save at all. The best people in Leather City are here: the head of a big family, the famous Hex mechanic...... Even the fat Nicodemus didn't know where to get an invitation. The commander of the Leather City Guard was uniformed, his chest bulging, and his bubble eyes staring at the endless buffet table, like a giant Poro who had eaten his head. A small orchestra played a tune that drifted through the crowd, dull, boring, sluggish...... Jinx just wanted to yawn. She loves the music of Zaun City day and night, and when she hears it, you can't help but stomp your feet and shake your head and spin in crazy circles until you get dizzy and vomit.
The rotating diora houses a hexes lumen tube, and the light shines through the oddly angled lenses to create an imaginary dance troupe, jumping and hovering on the ground, eliciting excited laughter from the children. They had never experienced hunger, pain, or loss. Clowns and tricksters weave their way through the crowd, performing card magic tricks to delight their guests. Jinx has seen something even more powerful. Pickpockets in the border markets can teach these artisans a good lesson.
On the walls are portraits of the dignitaries of the city, framed in oak and decorated with brass anquetry on the outer edge. The people in the portrait, both men and women, all look down on the people below, and contempt and disdain overflow. As Jinx passed, she stuck her tongue out at them one by one. Thinking of their stupid sighs and shaking their heads, she laughed happily again. Stained glass windows draw rainbows on the mosaic floor, and Jinx happily jumps over the shiny bricks and walks towards a large table. There were mountains of food piled up on the table, enough to feed a hundred families in Zaun for a month.
A well-uniformed waiter passed by her with a silver platter, a plate of goblets filled with golden swaying things and bubbling. She took a glass in one hand, grinned, and ran away in circles. Drinks splashed along the way, and flying foam stained the skirts and robes of the guests, and Jinx sneered.
"Cheers." With that, she tilted her head and drained the rest of the wine from her glass.
She bent down awkwardly and placed her cup on the mosaic floor, facing the path the dancers had taken. She hiccuped the first few verses of a little song, "The Big Stupid Donkey", which she made up improvly. Several ladies turned their heads and looked at her with mockery in their eyes. Jinx covered her mouth exaggeratedly, her eyes widened, and she made an embarrassed look.
"I'm sorry. That's exactly what I did. ”
She continued on, grabbed something odd like a fish from another waiter's plate, tossed it high, and then managed to catch one with her mouth. A few more fell into the hard squeezed cleavage on her chest. She pulled it out quickly, as agile as a gutter scavenger finding a glittering treasure in the mud.
"You think you'll be able to run away! Little Fish Fish! She waved her finger. You're thinking too much. ”
Jinx shoved the food into her mouth and straightened her skirt again. She wasn't used to the feeling of her upper body at all, but something hidden in her skirt made her almost hold back her laughter. The hairs on the back of her neck suddenly stood on end. She looked up and saw a man, standing in the corner of the hall, staring at her. Wearing a well-textured dress, a little unkind, he looks quite handsome, but he is obviously a leather city guard, and he almost doesn't have a sign around his neck. She turned and squeezed a little deeper into the crowd in the hall.
She touched the buffet table, where she gasped at a towering wedding cake: a delicate splash of pink frosting, beaten cream, caramel lace...... They created a replica of the Tech Magic Tower with sponge cakes, jams, and desserts. Jinx reached out and scooped the spoon from a punch bowl, dug a hole in the sponge cake, then tossed the cake on the floor, licked it clean and threw it back on the table. She saw many guests looking at her funny, so she grinned and let out one of the biggest evil smiles. Maybe they'll think she's crazy. Maybe they're right.
Jinx shrugged. Whatever.
She reached through her neckline and pulled out four fire chewers. She stuffed three holes in the cake, and threw the last one into the punch bowl.
Jinx walked along the table, placing two more along the way. One went into a large bronze soup bowl, and the other replaced the apple in the mouth of the suckling pig. Without these things, her skirt looked much looser. As soon as she unzipped the side, she noticed that the handsome guy she recognized as a guard walked straight through the guest towards her.
"It's almost time." She found four more well-dressed guards, three women and one man, gathered around her. "Oh, you've got a friend!"
Jinx reached behind her back and ripped the knot of her petticoat around her thin waist. The skirt and the corset fell down together, startling the men and women around them.
Jinx showed off her outfit, pink pantyhose, shorts with bullet straps, and a tank top...... She ripped the hat off her head, shook off her hair, pulled the fish bone from her skirt and threw it on her shoulder.
"Hello everyone!" She screamed and jumped onto the table, pulling her stun gun from the holster on her thigh. "I hope you all have a good appetite......"
With a twist of her heel, Jinx shot a crackling electric current that struck the grenade in the pig's mouth.
"Because this meal is delicious!"
The fire chewer exploded, and the guests got close enough to be covered in pieces of meat and lard. A chain reaction followed. The big soup bowl flew into the air, and the beef soup drenched more than a dozen people. Then the wine bowl also exploded, and then there was the climax of the explosion - the wedding cake.
The three flame chewers detonated at the same time, and the tower-shaped cake rockets soared into the sky, almost hitting the stained-glass ceiling. The cake arced, flipped over, and fell back to the floor, exploding into a cloud of snow. The gummy shoots in all directions, causing the guests to flee in panic. They screamed and panicked, stumbling on the slimy cream and slippery liquor.
"I'm serious, guys," Jinx blew away a lock of blue hair in front of him, "screaming is useful—that's weird." ”
She jumped off the table and picked up the fish bone and fired a shot at the nearest window. The steel arrows from the crossbow grazed her side and disappeared into the wall. Jinx laughed and jumped over the crumbling window and landed outside in the garden, rolling on the ground and quickly getting to her feet. She had already thought of the route of the retreat, but when she looked at the gate of Shavik Manor, she saw a tall circular bicycle flickering slightly. If you can steal it, it will be fun to die.
"Then I'll give it a try......"
She threw the fish bone behind her shoulder and sped all the way through, elbowing a group of stupid Shavik bodyguards along the way. She sat in the handmade leather saddle of the ring bike.
"So how do you turn this thing on?" In front of her was a console with a dizzying array of ivory knobs, brass dials, and jewel-shaped keys.
"It's a big deal, just make a few mistakes!"
Jinx tugged the nearest lever and slammed the biggest, reddest button in front of her. The machine beneath him trembled, whimpering and then escalating into a rising roar. The outer ring of the ring began to glow blue, and the gate of the manor was slammed open. Someone yelled for her to stop. It's as if shouting like this is useful! The legs of the ring bike were tucked into the glittering rims, and Jinx let out a grieve of joy and dashed out in the blink of an eye as if it were a super-ultimate Reaper missile.
"Bye-bye!" She turned around and screamed, "The party was great!"