Chapter 770: Lona's Birthday
Immediately after that, Thanos stepped on it again, his brains and blood splattered everywhere, and Deadpool's completely deformed hands and feet trembled, as if they would hang up in the next second.
A guy with a bit of self-healing ability, Thanos values Deadpool's crazy traits rather than his abilities, which can't even block his blows.
There is a limit to self-healing, and Thanos thinks that his attack has broken through the opponent's limit, and the flesh on the ground will not return to its original state.
Just as he turned around, the unexpected happened.
"Big purple potato, I'm going to shove you into the toilet bowl of the toilet, I'm going to ......" Deadpool Balabala's nagging sounded behind him again.
"It can't be!" In Thanos's perception, Deadpool's breathing just now stopped, his heart and brain lost signs of life, and judging by all sides, he must be dead, but a miracle appeared, and this guy was resurrected in front of his eyes in the next second!
Death, who is fair to all intelligent life, sees Deadpool and accepts Deadpool, but then he pushes people back.
Deadpool didn't have a flash of golden light and reverted to his human form, still maintaining the shape of the oversized humanoid sticker, his self-healing power taking effect, and his body recovering at a slow pace.
"I don't believe it! This is blasphemy! "This time Thanos didn't use English, he used Titan, a language that he hadn't used for a long time.
With a hint of hideousness at the corners of his mouth, he used his fists and feet together, dismantling the large ball of flesh that can be called Deadpool, and the flesh with cancer cells even splashed into his mouth, Thanos stuck out his tongue and licked it, it was stinky and fishy, and Deadpool's flesh and blood had a smell of rotten fish.
Deadpool, who was dismantled, exhaled in pain, and he could hear that he was really in pain, after his head was squeezed into a pulp by Thanos alive and torn into three parts, Deadpool choked his breath, but in the next second, his nagging echoed in Thanos' ears.
"Why did you do this to me, how could you fall in love with this guy!" Thanos looked incredulous, Deadpool completely violated the laws of nature and came back from the dead several times in a row, which can only mean one thing, death does not let him die, no one can kill Deadpool without death's consent.
It's like no one could kill Thanos before.
At this time, what Daisy, what god of time was left behind by Thanos, and he now has a big problem.
"Hey, I think you look familiar, huh? Have you ever been to Hollywood? ”
"Are your relatives in the family related to Wolverine? You're kind of like Stark and Wolverine's bastard. ”
"Hey, do you hear the accent echo? I think we can make friends...... "I don't know how much the death boss behind the scenes likes Deadpool, every time he is beaten to pulp by Thanos, the first thing to recover is that broken mouth."
Broken again and again, and restored again and again, the more painful Deadpool is, the more broken his mouth becomes.
Thanos has strength, and with his physical strength, he can swing his fists non-stop for a year, and he won't get tired. But now the psychological pressure is huge, and his body seems to be carrying an immeasurable burden, and he feels uncomfortable all over.
A feeling of absurdity filled his heart, and in just one day, Thanos felt a pain in his brain, and if he hadn't gone crazy, he would have had a nervous breakdown now.
After tossing for a day, he felt that he couldn't help Deadpool, I can't afford to provoke him, can I hide?
Order the vanguard to throw the pulp-reduced Deadpool wherever you want, as far as possible.
It's a pity that Deadpool was shoveled away by a shovel one second, and the next second he appeared in front of Thanos.
This is clearly a higher level of interference.
The days have not passed! Thanos calmed down quickly, don't look at him as five big and three thick, like a giant, in fact, he is a scientist, since conventional means don't work, he is ready to rely on science to eliminate Deadpool.
Knowing that the Death Blade didn't take Daisy, he was secretly glad that his eldest cousin also wanted to save face.
If Deadpool nagged at his subordinates while he was lecturing, the cosmic emperor's compulsion would be lost.
Instruct General Deathblade and Proxima Centauri in the Night, if you have something to do, go and go your own way, don't come back yet! Let's wander the universe for a while!
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The eldest cousin's order was passed to Daisy by Proxima Centauri in the Night, and she knew that Deadpool had probably succeeded.
As for what will happen to Deadpool and Thanos after that, she doesn't care, it's the stage of death, let the two of them play slowly.
Daisy has one more thing to do when she returns to Earth this time to find Deadpool, Lorna's birthday is coming.
On July 4th, it's the Independence Day holiday, and this year it's Lorna's 18th birthday, and Daisy is ready to celebrate.
......
Today's Midtown High School is no different than usual.
In one corner of the campus, something is happening commonplace.
"Accept it or not!" Lorna held a baseball bat and pointed at two stout-looking white girls, and not far from them, Esme was comforting a girl with a bit of mutant features, her face was covered in scratches, her clothes were torn to shreds, and a blood bag was swollen at the ankle of one foot.
School violence has probably persisted since the term school was invented, and girl-on-girl violence is no less than that of boys.
The two abusers had bloody mouths and glared at Lorna: "Mutant little slut, you kill me!" ”
"It's hard-mouthed!" Lorna looked thin, but Daisy gave her a heart-shaped grass to strengthen her, and her actual strength was not low, and with a violent beating, the two white girls were beaten to the point that their heads were bleeding and they had to beg for mercy.
"Let's go!" Lorna throws away her blood-stained baseball bat and motions for the bullied mutant girl to go to the infirmary with herself.
What if you can't just reason about school violence? Daisy's solution to Lorna is to fight violence with violence.
Like a spring, as Daisy enters the hardest hit area of mutants, she has a growing conflict with the 'Purges', a civil society that is extremely hostile to mutants.
S.H.I.E.L.D. is no longer the secret organization it used to be, and the Purges also have their own channels at the top, and they call Daisy and the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents 'human traitors'.
However, after Daisy showed the human hierarchy that S.H.I.E.L.D. had a very large number of nuclear bombs, they collectively shut up and no longer dared to insult, and when they had to call S.H.I.E.L.D. in public, and when they had to call Daisy, they all used 'that organization' and 'that person' to refer to.
The seeds of hatred have long been sown, and the concept of their generation is deeply ingrained, let alone Daisy, even Jesus can't change their minds, stubborn and unreasonable, it's this group of Americans.
The name of the purges is very scary, but in fact, they are a group of frustrated people who are dissatisfied with society and the status quo.
The organization is loose, the membership is complex, and most importantly, according to Daisy's theory, they are all poor.