Chapter 769: Deadpool vs Thanos
The location of the Dark Order is top secret in the entire universe, but she has continuously controlled the Black Dwarf Star and Proxima Centauri in the Night, and she has already read out this coordinate, and when the time comes, send Deadpool over to make trouble, it is perfect!
That's it!
Daisy cleared her throat: "Actually, we're good friends, how could I kill you." It was all a test just now, and yours passed it! You are very wise and courageous, of course I don't want to kill you, I need you to complete a task, a task that connects all intelligent life in the universe. How much do you need to be paid? ”
This time Deadpool didn't ramble, he wanted revenge, he wanted revenge on Ajax of the X weapon program.
"It's easy, I'll help you find his address. Want to get revenge yourself? It's okay, I'll stop the police and the Pentagon for you. ”
The little Ajax is not in Daisy's eyes at all, since Stryker's death, although Ajax has successfully taken over the X weapon program, but this action group has become famous because of the previous human experiments, the Pentagon does not dare to publicly allocate funds, and Ajax's scientific research ability is really average, and he has not researched any decent results for several years, and the Pentagon's patience with him is about to reach the limit.
This guy is also looking for a way out, and recently he has been selling weapons on the international black market to get money to leave the United States.
Daisy provides a one-stop package service for revenge for Deadpool, and she will be responsible for a series of behind-the-scenes work such as pre-reconnaissance, luring enemies in, finding helpers, screening live BGM, intercepting cops, protecting Deadpool's girlfriend, and cleaning up the battlefield.
Deadpool just rushes over and hacks the enemy to death, and that's it.
To this end, she summoned Jean and the X-Men to a S.H.I.E.L.D. meeting, leaving only Colossus and Warhead, who had a good relationship with Deadpool, at Xavier School.
She sits on the rear monitor as if she were watching a movie, watching Deadpool chop melons and vegetables, chopping down X-weapon soldiers to the ground, and Ava the ghost is sent by her to play live music for Deadpool.
Ava, the ghost who can enter the subspace, is haunted, erratic, and wanders around with a tape recorder, and Ajax's face is full of confusion, and he doesn't understand where this sometimes passionate and sometimes tender music comes from.
The fight officially ended with Ajax being headshot by Deadpool.
Daisy doesn't want to appear in the sight of death, the death in the Marvel world is a bit neurotic, not as cold as the death in the DC world, and she doesn't like this cosmic god very much.
To do this, she dragged Deadpool to a small planet on the border of Shea, and found a small spaceship to send Deadpool to the Dark Order.
With a safe route in Proxima Centauri's memory, it's not hard to enter the Dark Order.
Before leaving, she showed Deadpool a look at Thanos's image, in fact, it's okay if she doesn't look at it, the appearance characteristics of purple sweet potato essence are so obvious, people with normal intelligence will not admit mistakes at all, but the problem Deadpool is that abnormal, and it is always right to make it clear.
"The enemy is both ferocious and cunning, only the best warriors can defeat him, and I believe you are such a person!" She didn't know if Deadpool would be able to listen to it, anyway, she casually flickered and didn't want money.
"Why did you find me?"
"Because you have self-healing powers, you can't die even if you make a mistake, and if one action fails, you can plan a second action, or even a third or fourth time!" Daisy's purpose is to make Deadpool disgusting and kill Thanos!
Deadpool muttered, "I thought it was because I liked the Mexican beef pattie......"
"In short, it's this guy, he's the most terrifying person in the universe, for the sake of the peace of the universe, I'll hand him over to you!" Daisy didn't say anything about what to do after finding Thanos, and Deadpool didn't ask, the creature rushed into the spaceship with an excited face, ignited it, and flew away in three seconds.
The main computer in the spaceship sets the route of travel, and Daisy is not afraid that Deadpool will run away with her ship.
Sneered and looked in the direction of the Dark Order, big cousin, I sent you your good friend, you can enjoy it slowly!
The ship follows a safe route, with Proxima Centauri passcode all the way, and it doesn't take long for Deadpool to infiltrate the Dark Order.
Although his brain is a little abnormal, but the quality of the mercenaries has nothing to say, Deadpool looked east and west, and soon evaded several waves of vanguard patrols.
A normal person would be scared to see the vanguard's strange shape, but Deadpool was not the slightest bit uncomfortable, and he called the vanguard, 'dear puppy.' ’
Turning left and right, he soon found Thanos, who was sitting alone in a chair watching the sunset.
Unlike Daisy, who likes to use others to block guns, Thanos has long since discovered Deadpool's whereabouts, and he sits motionless in his chair as if he didn't see it.
"It must be you! Big purple potato! ...... Who's that? Deadpool suddenly jumped in front of Thanos, pointed his right index finger at Thanos, and made a declaration of victory, but halfway through it suddenly forgot Daisy's name.
"Casey? Wrong! Is it Kelly? Oh, yes! Camilla, it was Camilla who asked me to kill you! ”
Thanos was contemptuous of Kronos, but when Deadpool came to him, he felt a completely different momentum, a strange feeling, so wonderful that he had never seen it in his thousands of years of life.
If it was Daisy, she would definitely use adjectives like weird, but Thanos wouldn't, and he felt a temperament a little like himself from Deadpool.
Crazy!
Kathy? Camilla? Who is this? Sounds like there are several women trying to kill themselves? Thanos quickly threw this mastermind behind the scenes out of the clouds, there were too many people who wanted to kill him, he didn't need to care about the name at all, his attention was on Deadpool.
Behind Thanos is the big guy of death, he knows the special things about Earth, he has been to Earth himself, he knows Stark, and he even speaks English.
"Earthlings, you've come to the wrong place, you've walked through the gates of hell." Thanos' voice was deep and powerful.
"Purple bastard, let you see Uncle Deadpool's quick knife! I'm going to cut you into fried chicken hot dogs, Tracy says you're awesome, let me see how awesome you are! Without saying a word, Deadpool pulled out his katana and killed him.
Two seconds later, Deadpool was turned into a puddle of mud that could barely maintain his human form, and all the muscles, nerves, and bones of his body were shattered by Thanos.
This guy is not rotten in his mouth, Thanos beat him into a fleshy humanoid flatbread with just one punch, but he is still nagging: "It's not a big deal, you purple potato head, when I return to normal, I must hack you to death, I will make you into burritos, woo woo ......"
Thanos was a little impatient, and he left his seat in an extremely rare way, stomping on what appeared to be Deadpool's mouth, and crushing it twice.
Deadpool, who is already similar to the sticker, has no mouth, so naturally he can't speak.