Chapter 211: The Reason for Being Single for 22 Years

If it weren't for the fact that the Tianqi platform is the same three giants as Tianyu Group and their take-off, a small live broadcast platform would have pinched them to death if they dared to refuse Tengfei Group, I have to say that this 100 million, Tengfei Group did not spend it, but once again made itself angry with internal injuries.

"Old driver, if your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend both fell into the water, can I be your girlfriend?"

"I pushed the first two in, do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"I'm a single dog for 22 years.,I've never had a girlfriend.,I use the time that others use to pick up girls every day to play games.,Obsessed with the glory of the king of this mobile game.,Because the technology is good.,So after playing thousands of games, it's the king rank.,Friends around you are saying that you have such a good technology why don't you take a girl? This makes me very puzzled, girls are generally more pitiful, why do so many people still like to take girls? ”

"Poof, the kitchen knife god has a fever again."

"Haha, Sister Qing, the kitchen knife god said you were pitted."

Tonight.

The anchor microphone initiated by the kitchen knife god is mainly a few people in the anchor team chatting about the show, and many people didn't expect that there was an anchor sister paper in the anchor team, which was amazing.

"For the kitchen knife god, take the liberty to say, you really deserve to be single for a lifetime, and now I am also the king of the Duan, and I often borrow a friend's trumpet to play qualifying with a girl, because you never know what kind of benefits there will be with a girl, and many people feel that the girls are very pitted, in fact, there are many advantages of bringing a girl, but you all don't know, let me tell you what are the benefits of taking a girl in the game!" is another glory-classified male anchor, who seems to have good eloquence, but he can be a big anchor without a little eloquence, how to mix in the live broadcast world.

"The first benefit,Sisters won't rob you of the economy,Under normal circumstances, we take the girl to choose the lower road,Play the shooter yourself and then let the girl play the auxiliary hero,After the launch, the auxiliary will appropriately grab the head or grab the economy,But if we are with a girl,These economies and heads will basically be yours,They will fully believe in you,I feel that I want the economy is also a waste,So decisively let it to you!

The second benefit,The sisters are more obedient.,Let's start with the first-level red.,Some auxiliary heroes don't have ABCD numbers in their hearts.,Will choose to divide the experience of the red father.,And these girls are different.,They will obediently give it to you.,In the game and every time you fight with the enemy hero, you'll listen to you.,Even if you choose to sell her to keep yourself alive.,They will obey without hesitation!

The third benefit,The sisters speak very well,When we meet some primary school students,Even if it's your own pit,You can throw the pot to others,So many people are unwilling to rank with primary school students,It's completely different here to the sister paper,Sister paper is generally more polite to speak,Even if you play abnormally in this game,People will obediently persuade you,It's okay,The next game will definitely win or something like that,It's easy for people to regain confidence。

The fourth benefit,There are many benefits with sister paper,This is the most critical,Sister paper plays games and plays very mysterious,There is also a rank competition between friends,In our men's opinion, the technology is the first,To their rank is everything,Sometimes some girls will do anything in order to go to the branch,As we otaku,Can something happen between the goddess,It can only depend on your ability,You take the initiative We will not only have a story,There may also be children! ”

"Poof, if you take the initiative, we will not only have a story, but also may have children, even the anchor is not spared, and they are all damaged by the old driver."

"The old driver said that he was also shot while lying down."

"Next, I will ask the old driver to add."

"What's the point?"

"The problem of the kitchen knife god."

"This, agree, this may really be the reason why the kitchen knife god has been single for 22 years.

Generally speaking, the girl pit,In fact, it's very slow to get started at the beginning.,Because most boys have played other games.,So it's very fast to get started.,Especially the end game is the old player who is the object of the king's reference.,Basically, you don't have to get started.,A lot of girls like I started playing this game.,I just don't know anything.,I don't know how to load.,Even some girls actually ran into someone's defense tower and didn't understand why they were scolded.,If no one can patiently guide the girl.,It's hard for her to get started.,Maybe in bronze groping and then quitting the king circle., What do boys use at this time, or is it the "great god" who has already gotten started, what's the problem with spending a little time teaching girls/novices? No one told the girl how to send the skill configuration inscription, if the girl is not taught by someone else, then how can a boy refuse this simple thing that has to answer questions and can approach the girl he likes? ”

Especially if it is a favorite girl, how can you get along with her every day, even Mai Kaihei, take her to the rank, get close to the girl, and show her graceful CARRY when you win the MVP? It's true that many girls are more unconscious, but girls actually want to be super gods themselves, and not all girls are pits, and many girls are also the strongest kings, so you helped her, and a story happened, maybe it's the same as the anchor said, she also gave you a child. ”

"6666, God cooperates."

"That's it, it's not that boys like to bring pit girls, but it's just a matter of effort, but it doesn't cost money to make both sides happy, so what's the reason to refuse such a cheap good thing?"

"That's it, did the kitchen knife god hear it, you deserve to be single for 20 years."

"Ahem.. It's very embarrassing. ”

"Playing with pesticides also cured me of the disease that I didn't have a boyfriend for many years."

"8848 eunuch mobile phone, imported snail leather, frosted glass body, scrapped on the ground, standard configuration of a failed man, invisible if lost, call the police, 125KB large space, two spaces are stored separately, interfere with each other, man-machine separation 10 cm automatic explosion, run fast does not necessarily win, not to be blown up is the success!"

"Since there is nothing you can do, then let it be, a person's life, he is the most beautiful scenery, that cut and cut life story, when it is cut into the past chapter, is walking on the road of their own life scenery."

It was the most beautiful encounter in my life to meet you at first sight.

A promise to you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

Life is like a dance party, and the person who taught you the first steps may not be able to accompany you to the end......

This night, they connected the microphone, from chatting about love to chatting about tobacco and alcohol..... Men have cigarettes, they have beer, and they have stories; When a woman has money and beauty, there is tragedy......