"Hmm, here?"

In a daze, Jiang Li found himself sitting on an old wooden chair instead of lying on the iron bed at home that made people's backaches hurt.

"Light?"

It was pitch black all around, like a terrifying abyss, and the darkness was terrifying, and there was a light not far away.

Maybe it was because he had just woken up, and it looked a little dazzling, so that Jiang Li squinted his eyes slightly and got used to it for a long time before he could see the appearance in the light.

It was a throne that looked expensive, the whole body was made of unknown gems, clear and crystalline, exuding a hazy brilliance, and the surface was engraved with inexplicable lines, looking noble and mysterious.

"It's beautiful."

At first glance, Jiang Li was attracted by this luxurious and connotative throne, even though he had seen countless fantasy pictures, he was still impressed by the nobility of the throne in front of him.

"You're awake, Mr. Jiang Li."

When Jiang Li was obsessed with the throne, an extremely beautiful female voice came from the void, which directly attracted Jiang Li's attention.

"Who? Who's talking? ”

Jiang Li spoke out in a panic, and there was no fear in his words.

"Poof."

Poof?!

"Mr. Jiang Li, welcome to the world after death."

The sound of da-da-da

I have to say that the woman is very beautiful, very beautiful, so beautiful that it doesn't seem to exist in the world.

Jiang Li was sure that he had never seen this woman, but inexplicably, this person gave him a sense of familiarity, and strangely, this familiarity was an inexplicable smile.

"Just now, you unfortunately lost your life."

The woman walked straight across the river, came to the magnificent throne and sat down, blinking her eyes as blue as her hair, and said very frightening words.

"Huh?"

"It's only a short life, but you did die."

Ignoring Jiang Li's surprise, the woman said to herself: "Then, Mr. Jiang Li, you ......."

"Ask for it." Jiang Li hurriedly waved his hand to stop the other party.

"What's the matter, does Mr. Jiang Li have any questions?"

"Lots of questions, okay?"

Rubbing his temples, Jiang Li sorted out his messy thoughts, stared at the woman and said calmly: "You said I was dead?" ”

"That's right."

"How did I not know?"

He's dead? It's funny, I was still lying in bed and sleeping before, how could I die? You can't sleep to death.

"Oh yes, after all, he died in his sleep, and it's not surprising that you don't know." The woman looked at Jiang Li and spoke.

"Huh?"

"That is, you slept and died." After saying this, the woman couldn't hold back any longer, patted the chair and laughed.

"Poofha, sleep and die? The way you die is really, no, it's so funny. ”

The woman did not hide the ridicule in her heart, laughed uncontrollably, and even laughed to tears.

Jiang Li: "......"

What should I do, I really want to beat her.

Seeing this person laughing at himself like this, Jiang Wei's sense of familiarity was even greater, and on this basis, he had the urge to pinch people.

It's just that

In order to figure out the current situation, I still put up with it.

"Excuse me, who are you?"

"Puff snort......" ignored Jiang Li's inquiry, and the woman continued to laugh.

......Seeing that the other party was laughing non-stop, Jiang Li raised the decibels: "Have you laughed enough?" ”

Perhaps hearing the dissatisfaction in Jiang Li's tone, the woman stopped laughing, but her body twitched from time to time, showing that the owner of the body was holding back a smile.

"Officially introduce." The woman straightened up her slightly messy clothes and said, "I am the goddess who guides the dead: Akuya." ”

Jiang Li: (⊙ˍ⊙)

Jiang Li's eyes widened in shock, and it took him a long time to react, and he said uncertainly: "Akuya? You say you are, Akuya? ”

No wonder Jiang Li was so surprised, after all, Akuya was too famous.

Exclusive titles such as the goddess of intellectual retardation, the goddess of waste, the goddess of uselessness, and so on are widely circulated in the anime industry.

Its fame has purified the swear language, making the 'Mader mentally retarded' into a civilized Madeacua.

And now, the famous mentally handicapped goddess has seen it herself, no wonder she has an inexplicable smile as soon as they meet.

"That's right, Goddess Akuya." Akua said proudly.

"Poofhahahaha, I'm laughing to death, it turns out that you are the mentally retarded."

This time, it was Jiang Li's turn to laugh non-stop.

There is no way, Akuya's low IQ and unreliability have made countless jokes, and now as long as he thinks about it, Jiang Li can't help it.

Seeing Jiang Li laughing non-stop, Akuya was annoyed, especially the word mentally retarded, which touched her scales even more.

"Who do you say are mentally retarded, who are you said to be mentally retarded."

"Well, just kidding, don't take it too seriously."

He still needs the other party to be reborn, and Jiang Li doesn't dare to go too far, so he stops at the point.

After that, in order to divert Akuya's attention, Jiang Li shifted the topic.

"I remember that you were in charge of the island country before, why did you run to my Great China now?"

"Ah, that's what you say." Akuya deserves to be a person with below-average intelligence, and in a word, Jiang Li succeeded.

"Recently, the clergy have left seriously, and the positions in many places have been vacant, and the one here in Huaxia resigned last week, and there is no choice but to let me, who has the best performance, come to serve for a while."

...... This reason is very strong.

It turns out that the 'god' is also made by the company, and Jiang Li has such an expression.

"Well, it seems that you gods are also very hard? But it doesn't have anything to do with me, okay, arrange for me to be reincarnated. After sympathizing with Akuya for a second, Jiang Li spoke indifferently.

"Oh yes, I'm going to heaven, don't lie to me to be an adventurer."

Now that Akua has appeared, according to the original novel, it is time for her to arrange for her own reincarnation.

There are two options for reincarnation.

One is a carefree, exclusive paradise, but inside you can only bask in the sun, chat and fart.

The other is a fantasy adventure world similar to Dragon Quest.

In the anime, the protagonist Kazuma Sato was tricked by Akuya into choosing a second adventure world, and then, with the mentally handicapped goddess, he embarked on a hopeless journey to defeat the demon king.

Thinking of what happened to him, Jiang Li felt that it was good to bask in the sun, what risk to take, in case of death, he would have to be reborn.

"Actually, we recently launched a third option, this choice is the first two, it can be described as exciting and emotional, you will have a great sense of accomplishment after completion, I recommend you to choose this to try."

"Oh? Let's hear it. ”

Although he knew that this mentally retarded was fooling himself, Jiang Li couldn't help but be curious and asked.

Akuya, on the other hand, showed an inexplicable smile and said, "Mr. Jiang Li, do you want to become a god?" ”