Chapter 2 Pulling the mentally retarded crossing
Do you want to be a god?
Once upon a time, juvenile fantasy had extraordinary strength, crisscrossed the world, and became the only existence, but with the passage of time, the fantasy of juvenile fantasy gradually faded away, and all that remained was helplessness, dissatisfaction, and deep fatigue with society.
"Become a god?" Jiang Li sneered: "What's so good about being a god, it's not a daily job, listen to the reprimand of the superior leader, don't do it, I'll still go to heaven to be my salted fish." ”
One by one, they all resigned, which shows that this god is not the same, so Lao Tzu will not do it.
"Don't be in such a hurry to refuse, there are a lot of benefits here, not only paid leave, but also five insurances and one housing fund, think about it again?"
Akuya leaned into Jiang Li's ear, pinched her throat, and tempted her with a very sweet voice.
Because the distance is too close, the unique fragrance of the woman rushes into Jiang Li's nose, and because of the perspective problem, you can vaguely see the magnificence of the other party's chest.
Mutter.
Jiang Li swallowed his saliva, and finally diverted his gaze from the two lumps of swaying.
"How's it going, do you want to come?"
"Don't."
“...... Forehead. ”
Akua was stunned, this refusal was too simple.
"Why?"
"It's fine if it's someone else, but I can't believe you, so send me to heaven."
Although this idiot goddess is not very intelligent, she has a hand in fooling people, otherwise there would be no pyramid scheme organization like Axis.
Therefore, Jiang Li would never follow the other party's words.
"Oh, well-known then."
Well?
No, it's not scientific, the mentally retarded goddess didn't continue to fool around?
Akuya's promise was too neat, and Jiang Li had a feeling of unreality.
"Alas, I was originally thinking that you would complete your former volunteer, but now it seems ......"
Akua looked stunned, and at some point a mobile phone appeared in her hand, playing with it.
And that phone,
"How is it so similar to the one I threw away?" Jiang Li was puzzled.
Akua looked at her phone's screen and spoke.
"Woori is mine, draw your sword; Madam, I declare you; Contracting this is only excellent; Master and Father (refill) ......"
"Don't, don't read it."
Akuya read three of them, and Jiang Li reacted.
No wonder the phone is so familiar, it's the one I lost at all, and the other party is reading it at the moment is his own anime 'wives'.
Shame on you.
Hearing those numb words, Jiang Li's heart was gone.
"Please, don't read it, I promise you can't do it?"
In the end, unable to withstand his own shame, Jiang Li abandoned Jia and surrendered.
Hearing this, Akua smiled at the success of her treacherous plan.
"Don't be so depressed, it's a good thing for you, not only to be a god on high, but also to fulfill your ambitions, it's the best of both worlds."
Akua said, shaking her phone.
"What ambition?"
"That's what I just read."
"Huh?"
Jiang Li was stunned.
What I just read is just an expression of the characters I like when I am immersed in the second dimension.,As for dating or something.,Is it possible to date with a paper person.,And then get married and have children? Just kidding.
But now, if it was such a joke, Jiang Centrifugal jumped faster, after all, Akuya appeared.
"What you said, yes, is it true?"
Because he was too excited, Jiang Li spoke with a trill.
"Of course."
"Okay, I promised."
The fantasy came true, what reason did Jiang Li have not agree, this was for the sake of his wives.
Seeing that Jiang Li agreed, Akuya threw away something like a note.
"Choose, your own golden finger."
Goldfinger?
It's amazing, we use Chinese language very slippery.
After being surprised by Akuya's words, Jiang Li picked up his notes and flipped through them, [Imaginary Power], [Super Magical Power], [Demon Physique], [Holy Armor Vala], ...... and all sorts of other bizarre abilities.
"Hey, hurry up, there are still a lot of undead in the back?"
Akuya crossed Erlang's legs and stroked the ends of her hair impatiently.
"Don't rush, or I'll choose you."
Akua: "...... Cut. ”
Thanks to Kazuma, thanks to his wit at the beginning, he scared a mentally retarded goddess.
Seeing that Akuya was quiet, Jiang Li continued to flip through the pages, and after a while, he was attracted by an introduction.
[Vientiane Breaking the Delusion], one eye of Vientiane, one eye of delusion, evolve all things, explore the delusion, have it, you can copy and absorb everything you see, and have the power to spy on the essence of things, it can be described as a home trip, an excellent choice to visit the world.
"It looks so powerful, but why is this introduction a little unserious?"
"Now, I'm really busy."
"Wait, what's going on with this Vientiane Broken Eye?"
"That's it, it's a very powerful skill, it can be ranked in the top ten in the whole book, you choose it, right, I'll grant it to you."
Obviously, Akuya couldn't wait, and started directly after explaining to Jiang Li.
"Wait ......"
Before he finished speaking, two golden rays of light suddenly rushed into Jiang Li's eyes, and then, there was no more.
There was no dizziness, tingling or anything, not even the slightest abnormality, as if just two rays of light flashed in front of him.
"That's it?"
"Otherwise, what do you think, this is just like game props, just equip it, how can there be so many ways."
Akua picked up the phone in her hand, and without knowing what she had drawn on it, a huge channel of aqua blue light opened from above.
"What is this?"
"The Ten Thousand Worlds Passage, through which you will travel through the major derivative worlds, gradually level up, until you become a 'god'." Akuya introduced: "Then Mr. Jiang Li, I wish you good luck and prosperity. ”
After speaking, a traction force fell from above, and he saw Jiang Li's feet off the ground and floating, which made him anxious.
Lao Tzu still has a lot of questions, how can he just leave like this.
"Wait, I haven't figured it out yet, where am I going? How do I upgrade? How do I open the channel then? And ......"
A series of questions came out of her mouth, but Akua plucked her ears and said impatiently: "It doesn't matter what these are, there will be a way when the time comes." ”
Jiang Li: "...... Chapter 1: Reincarnation Meets the Mentally Handicapped Goddess"
Angry, completely angry.
This mentally retarded goddess is really not responsible at all.
No, you can't just let her go.
Thinking about it, Jiang Li stepped forward suddenly, pulled Akuya over, and entered the enveloping area of the passage.
"You, what are you going to do?"
"What? Since you don't answer, come with me. Jiang Li said with a smile.
"What? No, no, I can't go, I still have a job. ”
Akuya struggled to get rid of Jiang Li, but she didn't.
Looking at the passage that was getting closer and closer, Akuya was even more anxious, and then took out the mobile phone, ready to turn off the passage.
But suddenly a hand stretched out and snatched the phone.
"This thing should be returned to its original owner."
Jiang Li laughed, and then, in Akuya's desperate begging, the two disappeared into the dark passage.