"Let Kobe Bryant be the point guard of the organization? Isn't that the same as letting the big bad wolf shepherd the sheep? He must not eat all the balls? ”

"Also, Snoopy's current shooting percentage can only be described as average, how can he be placed on the side to do the job of the top attacker? is still playing under the attack of the position, which is not in line with his personality! ”

"As for Steve Nash, although he has played running and shooting, it doesn't mean that he has a strong ability to break through and attack, and he is already old. Don't always play a one-handed split dunk when you are single-handed, can't you honestly go to the basket? ”

ESPN reporters asked McBrown about the Lakers' biggest concerns after their loss to the Denver Nuggets and their hard-fought win over the Minnesota Timberwolves.

And McBrown's answer speaks volumes about his status on this team: "Our team is looking for diversification, just like a university, there are always various clubs. I really appreciate their courage to try different roles and create better chemistry for the team. As for why it became like this, I don't know, and I don't dare to ask! ”

Mike Brown smiled and looked cute.

He has been completely trained by LeBron, and he must be a good seedling among NBA assistant coaches in the future.

And when the reporter asked about the Black Mamba. Kobe Bryant replied rhetorically: "It's time to change people's stereotypes, I'm no worse than those two arrogant guys at point guard, and those two guys will never have the scoring ability I have!" ”

He was very determined.

But the truth is, in the two games he played as point guard, the Lakers' overall offense was cut to pieces.

So, before the game against the Golden State Warriors, he was knocked out of the bench.

He was replaced by the bearded Davis, who was welcomed in a broad sense of the word in Oakland. First of all, because he once shed blood for the Golden State Warriors and made meritorious contributions, creating the first Black Eight Miracle in team history. The second reason is that he is weaker. It's easier to deal with.

Byron Davis has always refused to accept old age, believing that he should be strong and often bragging about how brave he is in the locker room. But in a blink of an eye, he was overheard by Artest, who has recently been asking his old teammate Stephen Martial Saint Jackson to buy blue Viagra. As for how Ron Artest got hold of first-hand information, it was because he was also a regular customer of the Martial Saint.

This also involves the NBA's No. 1 drug leader, Saint Jackson.

That night, Kobe Bryant said righteously on the plane: "In the future, players like Jackson will definitely not be sent to the Lakers, and it will ruin the atmosphere." ”

Recently, a lot of veteran players are ready to move. A lot of people want Lakers management to retire and hire them at a super price. Among them, including the martial saint Jackson.

And when Kobe Bryant finished saying this, Ron Artest added at the time: "Let's get it, he can play and shoot, and it is cheap." And, Kobe, I think you'll use it sooner or later! ”

These words immediately angered the black mamba.

Fortunately, Snoopy is quick-eyed, otherwise the black mamba's thermos cup would have to be smashed into Atai's body.

Regarding the thermos cup, it was Snoopy who recommended it. He thinks that the Black Mamba should now turn around and maintain the Mamba, and the reason is: Wouldn't it be good for you to play a few more years and win a few more championships? It's not a matter of mixing up with the ten crowns!

Kobe Bryant accepted the setting of the thermos cup at that time, and frantically added wolfberries to it. To what extent? Others are looking for wolfberries in the water, he is looking for water in the wolfberries!

It's so fierce!

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The price of Artest's death was that he was DNP without warning, which Artest said was naked class oppression, and he stressed that he would look to Stephen Marbury in China for strength: because they were all New Yorkers.

And this was not what Snoopy expected, he did not expect that Ron Artest would also pick up the iron fist of the proletariat and smash it into the rotten Kobe Bryant privileged class.

In order not to expand the matter, he teamed up with Steve Nash to DN Kobe Bryant in the name of the Supreme Senate. No way, although Kobe Bryant is a member of the Senate, he only has one vote.

Snoopy upholds little Atay's dignity.

At the same time, it also allowed Byron Davis to reap the benefits of the fisherman. This matter started because of him and ended because of him, the so-called good reincarnation of the heavenly way, probably that's it!

In this big battle with the Golden State Warriors, Byron Davis successfully played the role of a front wave. He used the data of 2-of-11 shooting to highlight the greatness of Houlang Curry's 32 points on 14-of-22 shooting.

If it weren't for the last-minute kills in the paint zone, if it weren't for Steve Nash's dying three-pointers on 1-of-5 shooting, if it weren't for Whiteside pressing Klay Thompson's layup on the rebound.

In this game, the Lakers lost by 11 points!

"Alas! This fully proves that the Purple and Gold Army is a mess of sand without me. You don't have to raise it, take two steps by yourself, and then you will disperse. ”

Bryant was 'heartbroken' after the game.

Seeing that the ranking was about to fall to fourth, the Thunder sent it to the door.

Oklahoma have been competing with the San Antonio Spurs for the first place in the West and the first place in the league in recent times. Their attitude is very clear, they don't want to meet the Purple and Gold in the second round.

But now, the Purple and Gold Legion is collectively crazy, letting go of itself, and watching it rush towards the fourth place in the west.

They were stunned.

They're confused!

Is it still useful to fight for this first place?

In case the Lakers get fourth, and we die to grab the first place, don't we have to fight them in the Western Conference semifinals?

What are they doing here? How can there be such a non-routine card?

Both teams secretly urged the Lakers to be serious and play seriously. This is not child's play!

Their staff even hid in the Lakers fan forum, hoping to wake up the wave of opposition from fans by posting, and use the voice of fans to force the Lakers to play seriously. (For this, Kevin Durant secretly provided several trumpets)

But... Lakers fans are also wonderful.

They think it's good: such a bunch of old men, there will be one less to watch. Wouldn't it be nice to let them spend their old age happily with Snoopian?

They're happy, the Thunder and Spurs are super unhappy!

……

But something even more unhappy soon happened.

The Thunder players were hit hard at the United Center arena. Because of this game, the Lakers suddenly played a slogan to celebrate Byron Davis's 34th birthday.

They want to celebrate the happy birthday of this Aries bearded man.

The reason is that Ron Artest broke the news that Davis had recently bought a batch of good wine from France, and everyone decided to fight the local tyrants and divide the land, not only to drink, but also to take away.

Originally, Snoopy had little interest in red wine, but Jamison, Artest, Steve Nash, Milicic and others were particularly enthusiastic. So he and Kobe Bryant both agreed to the proposal. And designated in the name of the top decision-making group: today Davis has a birthday.

As a result, February 22 is still ten days away in Aries.

The Lakers began a no-shy celebration, they put the birthday star in the starting lineup first, but he was replaced by Steve Nash after less than 20 seconds.

"I feel like I'm a prop."

The bearded man returned to the bench and said seriously to the cute McBronn that he hoped the head coach would do justice to him.

McBrown smiled and comforted him: "Kid, at least your Bordeaux wines are top-notch." ”

The bearded man wanted to cry, but when he turned his head, it was the smiling face of the culprit, Artest. He couldn't bear to look at it again, because he was afraid that this grandson would suddenly sing: Happy birthday to you!

There's nothing these guys can't do.

Rumble!

Whiteside completes an aerial relay dunk on the pitch. Before the bearded man could understand what was going on, he pointed over excitedly and shouted, "Happy birthday to you!" Brothers! ”

Hum.

They're all superficial brothers, and they're all here for my red wine.

Yards!

Davis muttered, he didn't have a happy birthday at all. It's not that he feels sorry for these two bottles of wine, he feels sorry for two hundred and twenty-eight bottles!

At the same time, Westbrook, the junior brother of the bearded Davis at the time of the draft, is also being interrogated by Snoopy, and he is in pain.

He doesn't know why Snoopy is going to fight him tonight, isn't it good to go against Kevin Durant?

You monster, one upgrade a year, one upgrade a year, every option restrains me, and I don't have the slightest advantage now. You still want to deal with me, and you don't talk about brotherly feelings!

"Tonight, I'm inviting you to Davis' birthday party. There is a lot of red wine, and you can take it away. ”

Dugg extended a friendly invitation to Master Wei after blocking his trademark zombie jumper.

But Westbrook wasn't happy at all, he just thought indignantly: If I lose, I'll take all the wine away! To relieve the hatred in my heart!

Fifteen seconds later, when Kobe Bryant tricked Durant's defense with a trademark dangling feint and hit a step-back jumper, he extended the same invitation and suggested that he could take away the wine.

Durant also made the same oath in his heart: If I lose, I will definitely drink all the red wine of your Lakers players!

They are heart-to-heart, at least for this moment.

And when their minds shifted from losing to red wine, the shooting touch also followed the betrayal of their bodies.

When the two core players shot 7-of-23 and 8-of-22 respectively, you can't expect your team to beat the Lakers, who erupted en masse of the veterans.

126：102。

The Purple and Gold used a 24-point margin to tell Lakers fans: We were just playing before, and we are still fierce when we take it seriously.

Moreover, there is still more than a month before Byron Davis's birthday on April 14, and some of them are birthday dinners.

It's up to Ron Artest to hear any new good news from the bearded man.

However, it is estimated that after tonight, a sign may have to be hung outside the bearded mansion: Ron Artest and the dog, no entry!

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