0946: [Co-authoring is bullying us]

The Lakers' three bastards, one holding an MVP trophy, were happy, drinking red wine and singing, and flew all the way back to Los Angeles from Houston.

Meanwhile, Miami's Big Three returned to Miami with a sad face.

are also three cores, why can they always win and always win trophies?

For this reason, Westbrook and Kevin Durant had discussions on the plane back.

"We should be happy!" Durant suddenly said seriously: "Did you find it?" Between the three players of the Lakers too... Happy, they can even laugh for half an hour because a glass of Coca-Cola is mixed with Pepsi? Who doesn't know what this joke is? It's like a black man from Cameroon and a black man from Congo, do you see any difference in skin color between them? ”

"Yes." Young Master Wei nodded very seriously: "One is matte black, and the other is matte black." ”

Forehead....

I couldn't talk anymore in an instant.

Durant suddenly had a feeling that his wife had no interest in romance at all, and Westbrook was too rational, no wonder he almost won the UCLA math prize in the first place. His greatest quest may be... Get every one of your stats to double digits.

Alas!

Durant couldn't help but recall the touch of style when Snoopy passed the ball to him, it was so easy and comfortable......!

Thinking about it, Durant can't wait to turn enemies into friends with Snoopy.

Fortunately, the plane encountered turbulence at this time, and the bump made him sober up: we are now opponents, and we must work hard for the Western Conference championship when we go back, and we must not let the Los Angeles Lakers, who are third in the West, come from behind, and the best way is to kill the big Spurs!

At the same time, the San Antonio Spurs are also holding an emergency meeting.

After Greg Popovich witnessed the Lakers trident making waves in the All-Star Game and jointly winning the MVP, he suddenly had an extremely strong sense of crisis.

He decided that he couldn't take a break for the second half of the season and continued to play dead like this. Once the Thunder take the first place and get squeezed into the second place in the West, it's over: it means they will meet the Lakers in the second round.

The Spurs don't want to touch this hard rock, and it's best to let the Thunder touch the Lakers in the second round, and the two teams are bleeding head-to-head, which is what Popovich, the old fox, wants to see the most.

Therefore, he quickly issued a mobilization order, and the whole team went up and down, running forward!

Even Tim Duncan is no exception.

The Lakers Trident apparently didn't realize that they were becoming the jade unicorns that the two giants in the West tried to dodge.

No way, the trident is too biao. All the stars have played in Lakers mode, what else can be said?

Lakers championship? This is absolutely impossible. can only let the other party compete with him and the clam in order to barely maintain the appearance of life.

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The return of the three Purple and Gold Legion men to Los Angeles was welcomed by the whole city, and the major media have already sent their feat of winning three MVP trophies to the front page, and the entire City of Angels is singing their greatness and magic!

This made Chris Paul and Blake Griffin in the empty city sad. Despite their good All-Star Game, Blake Griffin even dominated the top three of the All-Star Game 10.

But there is no trick!

Can this thing compare to three trophies?

It's like asking Kendall Jenner, do you want to date Griffin, or do you want to date Snoopy?

It's obvious!

Jenner has now taken a stake in the Duchess Girl Foundation and has become a minority shareholder in Lakers shares.

Christmas Eve in New York sublimated her whole temperament, and she quit the family reality show. "I have to do something worthy of who I am, and I can't let the Foundation be downgraded because of me," she said. ”

This is no longer for love, this is for the sake of love and righteousness!

However, the Kardashians didn't say anything. Even Kim Kardashian, who has the most mouth and likes to rub the heat the most, didn't speak, maybe he was plugged with something by Kanye West.

Kanye West has recently been in a hot fight with Snoopy's Duke brand, and he has been thinking about making a co-branded trend shoe with the Duke brand.

The Duke brand thought about it again and again, and finally agreed.

So, now Kanye West didn't want to ruin the cooperation because his wife was running to upset the Duke again. The most important thing is that he is sincerely happy for his sister-in-law. Being able to enter Anne Hathaway's foundation means that she has entered the most powerful camp in the North American entertainment industry.

It's just that he is a little puzzled: how did she find the stepping stone?

Recently, more and more people have joined the foundation, KK and two Emma have joined one after another. Is this to completely turn the Purple and Gold into an All-Star team?

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The first stop of the Trident's return to Los Angeles was to aim their guns at the Los Angeles Clippers.

Even though it's the Clippers' home court, 90 percent of the fans sitting in the arena are wearing Lakers jerseys.

Where does this make sense?

All the grievances have to be swallowed in the stomach!

However, their boss Raheem Sterling was very relieved, anyway, he just happened to be used to the money, and his ticket price for this game increased by 80%, and he made a smile.

When it came time to set the price, he knew that there would definitely not be many Clippers fans in this game: after all, Lakers fans have money. Look at the Hollywood female stars on the sidelines, how can the Clippers have this ability.

However, there was a small episode in this game: Steve Nash wanted to get two tickets to his new wife from the Clippers' public relations department before the game, but the Clippers' Grandet turned it down.

It's like when they refused to give Shackle O'Neill a ticket.

So, they were beaten by fat!

Although Nash does not have the dominance of O'Neal back then, he takes sixty plus twenty when he is angry. However, Nash has brothers, and he has bad friends!

Snoopy came on the court with a domineering dunk.

Then Kobe Bryant spun the top on the strong side, and aroused the cheers of the fans with his long-lost back-to-back steps.

Immediately after, Nash also hit back-to-back three-pointers.

Carlos Boozer also began to vent his resentment about not being selected as the MVP of the All-Star Game, hitting shots one after another. (This guy really thinks of the All-Star MVP trophy as a unit welfare house, and he thinks to himself that as long as the league puts him on the voting list, he will definitely get in with his relationship with Snoopy.) And once in, the other three bosses all won the MVP, can the league be without me? )。

Under his logic, he was quite depressed.

And this depression made him turn into a beautiful boy, which made Griffin's short arm wave and wave, wanting to live and die!

At the same time, Milicic and Whiteside also began to show the banner of scumbags on the inside. The so-called scumbag is the man who drives the muck truck: the two of them are rampage in the paint area, and the iron cable crosses the river. It's a bit like the Pistons double Wallace shrouded the restricted area, but these two are wind defenders and are known for covering the sky and the sun. In terms of top people, there is still something missing.

But it doesn't matter, the best bottom jack in the league is in the Purple and Gold.

If the little duke is in the mood to run into the paint area for a pestle, who would dare to carry his back to a single? In an era when traditional centers are becoming more and more scarce, the kung fu of having a two-handed iron lock across the river is enough to escort the Purple and Gold Army.

No, isn't the Clippers just two goods who can only fly up and dunk?

DeAndrew-Jordan was quite uncomfortable with Whiteside tonight, and he didn't expect this fringe player in the NBA to suddenly improve so much.

But in fact, what he didn't know was that Whiteside's physical condition was no worse than him, with a hard height of seven feet, an arm span of seven feet six, and excellent explosive running and jumping ability. Coupled with the guidance of Snoopy, it's not easy to make your little Jordan uncomfortable.

Whiteside finished a game and felt like he hadn't played well.

As for Milicic facing Griffin, it shows why he can be called Duncan Garnett in the first place. When this guy was inspired, he was writing poems in the paint area with his feet. It can be pushed against the top and kneaded around.

Serbia has talents!

Kobe Bryant couldn't help but speak highly of it.

It seems that I haven't been here for more than two months, and everyone has improved!

He was relieved.

And the Clippers were frustrated, they went from the No. 1 to the No. 5 from start to finish, and were completely suppressed.

I watched the point difference move towards 30 points in the second half of the third quarter.

Chris Paul, who had a painful experience, hurriedly stopped the loss in time, and he advised the coaching staff: give up this game and continue to play without knowing what will happen.

His fragile heart could no longer withstand another 58 tragedy.

So, after entering the fourth quarter, the Clippers briskly raised the white flag to show their tough stance on fighting for the 'shoot, no kill' policy.

For this reason, the Purple and Gold Army was quite moved.

They let Steve Nash throw two three-pointers and then returned to the bench to be sparing.

However, after the game, Bryant said: "If they give out tickets happily, we won't try so hard." You know, we've just flown back from Houston, and we want to get some rest? ”

The Black Mamba is a bit cheap.

The ability of the run is good.

However, he was not wrong.

Since beating the same city team by 39 points, the Lakers have suddenly become a Buddha.

Suddenly they became incompatible.

Kobe Bryant took the court to play playmaking, Snoopy began to show the versatility of his back-to-back skills, and Steve Nash carried the flag of the New Los Angeles Slam Dunk League.

And then there's Ron Artest, who looks like he's going to turn himself into a shooter in the final moments of his career.

When facing the Denver Nuggets' visit, he actually shot 12 three-pointers.

Watching the Lakers lose to the Nuggets 91-95 in the end, the Clippers cried: Is co-authoring bullying us? If we meet us, we will be beaten to death, and when we meet teams in other regions, we will give love and let the Nuggets take our place? This is a brotherly wall! This is eating inside and out! This is buddy to death!

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