Chapter 50: Blowing the Battle Horn

"Eh~~ Jiang Jun, I really can't eat it~~" Tian Suhui looked at the frame of lychee shells in front of him, and pleaded with a bitter face. Jiang Yunfeng brought another basket of fresh lychees, and Ryoko Sakaki and Megumi Tian were about to run out in horror, but they were pulled back by Jiang Yunfeng, pressed back to their seats, and asked strangely, "Ryoko and Xiaohui, what are you running?" The great ancient Chinese poet Su Shi has a poem: 300 lychees a day, and he is a Lingnan person. The lychees I invited you to eat were all flown in from China this morning, and they are fresh! Right? Isshiki seniors. Yi Sehui smiled stiffly, hating Jiang Yunfeng to death in her heart, it was obviously the season that had passed, but in order to help him get this batch of lychees, he had suffered a lot of anger and a lot of sins. In a slightly dangerous tone, he said to Jiang Yunfeng, "Jiang Jun, I sent you what you wanted, if you and Chuangzhen can't bring the champion back to Pole Star Liao, hehe, you know the consequences." Kohei Chuangzhen, who was happily eating lychees, immediately stopped what he was doing and protested, "The idea was thought of by Ah Feng, and the lychee was also obtained by him asking the seniors to use the privilege of the Ten Masters, of course, the responsibility is borne by Ah Feng alone, why do you count me?" Jiang Yunfeng peeled off a lychee and stuffed it into Xingping Chuangzhen's mouth, and said sharply, "You eat the most, if you want to eat it, you don't admit it, no way!" Tian Suohui asked suspiciously, "Jiang Jun, what are you going to do with so many lychee shells?" Ibu Saki gave a bland answer, "Smoking, fumigation through fire." Jiang Yunfeng snapped his fingers and praised, "Bingo!" It is worthy of being a classmate of the 'smoky noble son' Ibu Saki Jun. That's right! It is fumigation over the fire, using a special smoker, spreading the burning charcoal on the bottom layer, first putting these lychee shells on the iron net, and then using an iron grille to put the saury on the shell, covering the stove lid for fumigation. ”

Ryoko Sakaki nodded and said, "This can indeed make the fish full of lychee fragrance while grilling the saury, but this requires a lot of husks, and the four of us can't eat the amount Jiang Jun needs!" Tian Suo Hui also nodded cutely, Jiang Yunfeng grinned, and said, "Don't worry!" I've already asked for help," as soon as the words fell, the doorbell of Polestar Liao was rang, and Issehui was about to go out, so she went to open the door. The sound of eager footsteps came from far and near, and the long burgundy hair fluttered in the wind as the master ran, "Junior brother!" If you don't call me something delicious, my senior sister is angry, I want to punish you, I'll pounce! Jiang Yunfeng, who was squatting on the ground, felt a soft body pounce on his back with huge gravitational acceleration, and under the action of inertia, Jiang Yunfeng's face was knocked down in the lychee frame, "Ah!! It hurts!! Disfigured!! Disfigured! In the screams, everyone helped Jiang Yunfeng up, and picked the lychee embedded in his face with a smile, and then everyone began to look at the beautiful girl who was still on Jiang Yunfeng's back. It's really a good match, with burgundy hair and a fiery personality. Ibu Saki's plain Dao broke the identity of the person, "Sister Kobayashi Gentian, three years old, the second seat of the Ten Masters of the Far Moon." Sakaki Ryoko and Tasoko both exclaimed, they didn't expect the helper Jiang Yunfeng found to be such a big man.

Jiang Yunfeng patted Xiao Lin Gentian's arm that strangled his neck, and said with difficulty, "Senior Sister Gentian!" Hurry up and let go... Get down.. I can't breathe anymore. Feeling the two wonderful balls that pressed behind him, Jiang Yunfeng felt a burst of emptiness in his heart for no reason, and his face showed a lonely expression, although it was only a flash, but it was still captured by Xiaolin Gentian, and the corners of his mouth flashed a little devil-like smile, how similar to Nagi Alice, and whispered in Jiang Yunfeng's ear, "I got off the back of the junior brother, does the junior brother feel very lost?" "Oops! The trace of regret just now was actually captured, Jiang Yunfeng's brain was running at high speed, thinking about countermeasures, and pretending to be cold, "It's so possible." I just can't breathe ... "Hey!" Xiaolin Gentian didn't give Jiang Yunfeng a chance to finish speaking, and pounced on his back. Feeling that he was squeezed by those two wonderful words behind his back, Jiang Yunfeng's facial nerves were no longer controlled by the brain, Kaolin's expression instantly collapsed, and the corners of his mouth twitched into a pig face, and he almost drooled.

Xiao Lin Gentian smiled coquettishly, rubbed Jiang Yunfeng's cheeks with his slender jade fingers like green onions, and said coquettishly, "Look at it!" Say no, the body is still very honest, a good boy can't lie. ”

"Xiaohui-chan, there is heitai, it's terrible!"

"Yes! Ryoko senior, there's heitai, let's call the police! ”

Ryoko Sakaki and Megumi Tanaso sang and harmonized on the side, and actually took out their mobile phones and prepared to call the police. "Not what you think! Chuangzhen, Ibuzaki Jun, you can also help say something! "Jiang Yunfeng is square, this time it's really square, ask the two male creatures present for advice.

Itakezaki shook his head, indicating that he had nothing to say. Xingping Chuangzhen moved a small bench, sat on the edge of the frame, picked up a lychee and peeled it, and said, "Ah Feng, I understand, don't explain it, your explanation is to cover up, and to cover up is to cover up." If you are taken away by the police, don't worry, I can win the finals with me. With that, he stuffed the pulp into his mouth and threw the lychee shell into another box.

"I don't talk to fools about the sea! What a mistake in making friends! Jiang Yunfeng decided to break the jar, and then quibbled, "That's right! I'm really, and I'm really lost after Gentian got off my back! But so what? Is it wrong for a man to be? Zi said: Chromophobia! It can be seen that the ancient sages knew that men should be lustful! Zi said again: Men don't love beautiful women, they are not eunuchs, or! ”

Xingping Chuangzhen was choked and coughed violently when he heard this, and finally spit out the lychee core stuck in his throat, and complained, "Confucius didn't say this, I haven't found this sentence in the Four Books and Five Classics of Confucianism." ”

"Shut up! Therefore, the saints all think so, it is instinct for men to be lustful and like beautiful girls with beautiful bodies, if your father is not lustful and does not pursue your mother, where did you come from, do you really believe that your mother's words were sent by the crane? Have you all lost your physiology and hygiene in junior high school? To sum up, men are lustful out of animal instincts, and you can't deny the laws of human evolution and reproduction for millions of years from the roots of nature because you hate it! ”

After listening to such a tirade, Kobayashi Gentian quickly jumped down from Jiang Yunfeng's back, wiped his hands with a tissue, as if he had taken something dirty, carefully wiped every finger seam, and at the end patted the dust that did not exist on his body, and ran to Ryoko Sakaki's side, and the three girls looked at Jiang Yunfeng with the eyes of 'garbage'. Sakaki Ryoko took Tian Sumi's mobile phone and said, "Although, what Jiang Jun said is very reasonable, but I still feel disgusting!" Sure enough, let's call the police! ”

"That's it! Don't make a fuss, Gentian Senpai! And the two of you! Hurry up and eat lychees, taking advantage of the sun these days, I can dry these husks and cores to control the excess moisture, so that the lychee fragrance can be condensed, which is convenient for fumigation during the competition. With that, Jiang Yunfeng picked up the basket that was already full of fruit shells, walked outside, and even fell to the ground at the door and exposed to the sun. Back in the kitchen, Kohei Sora really wanted to find something, and said, "Yay? I felt strange from the beginning, why Ah Feng kept forcing us to eat lychees, and asked Senior Sister Kobayashi to help, but I didn't eat a single one. ”

"yes, I'm aware of that, too."

"Come, come, come! Ah Feng, you can also taste it, this is the 'Emperor of Fruits'. "Kohei Chuangzhen hugged Jiang Yunfeng, and Kobayashi Gentian and Sakaki Ryoko kept stuffing this lychee into Jiang Yunfeng's mouth." No.... Want... Oh.... Full... Finish.. Jiang Yunfeng rolled his eyes and was confused. Tian Suohui shouted, "Stop, Jiang Jun fainted again!" ”

On the morning of the finals, a little face appeared on the horizon of the sun-shy east, Jiang Yunfeng stood at the door of Polestar Liao with an incubator on his back, holding a sun-dried lychee shell in his right hand. Kohei Chuangzhen also carried the incubator containing the saury that he didn't know if it had matured, and came to Jiang Yunfeng's side, and the two walked out of the gate together, Mrs. Wenxu and the others in Polestar Liao had been waiting outside the iron gate for a long time. When Mrs. Wenxu saw the two of them come out, she stood in front of them and said, "Are you ready?" ”

"No problem, Mrs. Wenxu, you can rest assured!"

"Meaningless, waiting for the news of our victory!"

Mrs. Wen Xu smiled when she heard this, turned around and pointed in the direction of Chaoyang and said, "Then let's go!" The battle horn has sounded! Jiang Yunfeng and Xingping Chuangzhen high-fived and celebrated, looked at each other and smiled, bathed in the morning light, and walked firmly towards the direction between the sky and the moon。。。。。 (To be continued)