Chapter 15: Blackmailing Elementary School Students
Boom!
"Successfully entered the Tsundere Black Iron Cultivation Ground."
Five question mark teammates appear in the closed spring, and then the system starts to randomly select a teammate to ban the hero.
No. 1 teammate scumbag harvester spoke: "What position do you play, report it to each other, thank you for your cooperation." ”
The second eldest of the third child is the eldest: "No. 3 Pan Sen is on the list, and everything is blown up!" ”
Luo Qili replied: "No. 4 and No. 5 go down the road, don't send a bag to win." ”
"Wow, teammate 4 is a girl?"
The second eldest of the third child is the eldest: "Sister, what ADC are you playing, or I'll use Pan Sen to assist you." ”
Licking the dog, as soon as I heard that it was a girl, I immediately rushed to play assist.
Luo Qili interrupted the other party's words without thinking about it, and replied: "I don't want it, I'm an assistant." ”
"Huh? You're not an ADC? ”
"No. 5 ADC!" Shen Wanwan replied.
"Yo, it turns out that the No. 4 and No. 5 teammates are all beautiful women, and the young lady has a good voice and can be delicate. Take a breath and listen? ”
"Dream!!" Luo Qili flatly refused.
Hearing his teammates' words, Xie Lang was really speechless.
He didn't seem to expect that there would be a more shameless player than himself?
I, Xie Lang, have never seen such a brazen guy.
Hey, no.
When you meet a female player in the future, Lao Tzu can also say: Beauty to Ye Jiao. Take a breath, and send it if you don't breathe.
Hahaha, sassy routine.
"Teammate 2 talking?" The second eldest of the third child asked Xie Lang.
"I'll go jungler." Xie Lang said.
Jungler?
Luo Qili and Shen Wanwan were stunned, and secretly wondered: How could this guy think of going to the jungle?
At this moment, the scenes of the rise of the S5 Sheep Sword Saint Stream were replayed like a slide in Xie Langwu's mind.
He vaguely remembered that with his Infinite Sword Saint, he dominated the entire Valoran Bronze Battlefield.
Now, are you going to sacrifice the strongest abusive hero again?
Xie Lang's heart was a little surging.
Yes, he wants to choose his hero of faith - the Infinite Sword Master!
A masked hero, hiding in the jungle like a lone wolf, waiting for the right moment to strike at any moment!
He is elegant and agile, with a pace that comes and goes like the wind and exquisite swordsmanship that is fast, accurate and ruthless, often kills people invisibly, sweeps the battlefield, is invincible, and saves the world!
"Don't ban the Juggernaut, I'm going to play the Juggernaut jungler!"
Xie Lang reminded his teammates that when it was his turn to choose someone, he decisively took out the Infinite Sword Saint.
When Xie Lang appeared in the spring water in the posture of an Infinite Sword Saint, his whole person trembled.
Infinite Sword Master - Master Yi!
Holding the sword master's saber, Xie Lang could clearly feel that his hands were shaking.
He began to look at himself, wearing a light white and yellow striped battle suit, with a very strange mask on his face, only the corners of his mouth were exposed, and his raised frivolous expression seemed to say to Xie Lang: "My sword is your sword!" ”
When several question mark teammates appeared in their respective heroic postures, they all couldn't help but start looking at Xie Lang.
They had seen too many teammates take the Infinite Sword Master, but whether those people changed their skins or wore the old Sword Master's suit, their body skeleton could not support the Sword Master's suit at all.
Because the battle suit of the Infinite Sword Master not only has extremely high requirements for the player's figure, but also has strict requirements for weight.
As we all know, in League of Legends, the Infinite Sword Master is a very thin man.
If the player is a little fatter, it will look very bloated, and if a point is thin, it will not hold up the suit, which will magnify the shortcomings, and it is not just a random player who can wear the effect.
And Xie Lang is just very symmetrical.
When he stood in the spring in the spring wearing the Infinite Sword Holy Battle Suit, this suit seemed to be tailor-made for him, without any sense of disobedience, it simply interpreted the aura of the mysterious swordsman to the extreme, causing a very strong visual impact.
There are two big beauties around him, one on the left and one on the right, namely Luo Qili, the piano girl with the video game skin, and Shen Wanwan with the policewoman sniper skin.
Luo Qili's eyes widened, her mouth opened slightly, and she seemed to be a little stunned, "How is it possible, how can the Wuji Sword Saint beside him be him, he is too handsome, right?" ”
Shen Wanwan was not surprised, but she didn't want to believe it, or to be precise, she was really unacceptable.
Is this guy the lewd Yasuo from the last game?
Why did you change to a Sword Master, and in an instant, it was as if you had been transformed and changed into a person?
Xie Lang took in everyone's expressions, smiled faintly, and said, "If this surprises you, then I'm sorry to tell you, what will surprise you even more later..."
"Huh? Isn't the brother the King Sword Master? ”
"So powerful?"
"Really?"
"That's right, let's be honest with you, my Infinite Sword Saint once dominated the Bronze Bureau of Dianyi, known as the nightmare of the bronze player!" Xie Lang said proudly.
"it."
"Roll the calves!"
"Cut, you are embarrassed to say in the Bronze Bureau, I thought you were the king rank before." Luo Qili pouted and said dissatisfied.
"Hehehe." Shen Wanwan also sneered.
As is customary, when their heroes are chosen, the gate to the fountain opens.
Xie Lang and the five of them are on the top of the red side, and the lineup is lined up in turn: Pan Sen, the king of war in the upper lane, Trist in the middle lane, the infinite sword master who jungles Xie Lang, and the ADC support are Shen Wanwan's Picheng policewoman and Luo Qili's piano girl respectively.
The opposing blue side lineup: Upper Lane Berserker Olaf, Mid Lane Master of Shadow Stream: Tribulation, Jungler Weapon Master, and ADC Support are Ezreal and Dawning Goddess respectively.
Pan Sen's face was a little solemn, and he said: "I didn't expect the mad dog Olaf to be taken out on the other side, I may not be able to beat the other party after level 6, and the jungler dad will come to the scene a lot." ”
As he spoke, he bumped Xie Lang's arm, very hard.
But Xie Lang did not respond.
The card also sank, and then said: "I'm not good at robbery, and the heroes on the opposite side are very targeted, and it seems that it should be at least three blacks. ”
Luo Qili nodded, and said as soon as possible: "Then we are obscene in the early stage, and we will delay it in the later stage, and wait for our ADC to get up." ”
"Not necessarily, there are heroes like Olaf and Zai on the other side, and my policewoman is half of it." Shen Wanwan said very analytically.
Pan Sen said without thinking: "They have mad dogs, don't we still have a big mad dog Sword Saint?" As long as Olaf is caught in the early stage, they will lose the kitchen knife game. ”
"Yes, I'll go to the single brush red BUFF to start the game first, and catch it directly." Xie Lang said optimistically.
"Ahh
When they each rushed to their own routes, a miserable scream came, Xie Lang tried the Sword Saint Jungler for the first time, and was killed by the wild monster on the spot.
Bite!
Players die because of your jungler, a good teammate in the pit, points +5, current points, 78! ”
System, don't do anything, this is a lot of fun for my Sword Master.
Seeing this, Luo Qili's face turned blue with anger, and she couldn't help but launch a thousand-mile transmission in the team, "Don't go to the blue BUFF to start, run to play some routine, say that the red BUFF is open to catch Olaf, but he was killed by wild monsters, pit." ”
"I didn't know that the wild monsters were so powerful now, they used to fight casually." Xie Lang said nonchalantly.
Xie Lang was killed by the red buff in the opening jungler, and his teammates were also drunk.
Fortunately, being killed by a mob does not count as a valid death, and does not charge a resurrection fee.