Chapter 16: Do You Think My Fist Is Like a Hundred Dollars?
What the?
Blackmailing schoolchildren?
Damn, unscrupulous system, I'm calling the police!
Hearing the system's words, Xie Lang shook his head and smiled bitterly.
What's the matter, if you let yourself go to the game to blackmail novice players, but let yourself blackmail elementary school students?
Does I Xie Lang seem to be such a lewd person?
My mother taught and said: To be a man is not only to be kind, but also to be gracious, respect the old and love the young!
Schoolchildren are so cute, how can I blackmail them?
Even if I get killed......
Bite.
When a player increases their rank, your constitution and strength will be strengthened accordingly.
Yo?
And this kind of operation?
Hehehe.
I just laughed.
System Dad, don't let me blackmail elementary school students, even let me beat elementary school students, it is necessary.
Damn, Xie Lang, a lewd guy, changed his face like flipping through a book, and he didn't even let go of elementary school students.
The reason why Xie Lang is called Xie Lang is not because he has lived by the sea since he was a child, but because this kid has been very noisy and naughty since he was a child, so his father named him a lang.
Originally, his father wanted to take Xie Pi, but then his mother beat him to death and disagreed, because it was too ugly, but his father thought about it, and finally called Xie Lang.
"Eh, look at the names of other people's children, how tall and handsome they are, Su Bai, Donghai Xiaocao, as soon as I hear the name, I feel that the whole person is awesome."
"Look at the others, either they were born into a wealthy family, or they opened the certification rank at least bronze, why is Lao Tzu born a Muggle, possessed by the system, and still do such obscene things?"
Xie Lang sighed: "No way, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Amitabha, what other tasks do the system have, all rush to me. β
Returning to the azure game hall, Luo Qili forcibly endured the resentment in Xie Lang's heart, and said, "Not ready yet?" β
"I'm not playing anymore, it's going to be down now, there's something going on." Xie Lang laughed twice and explained.
Luo Qili is so angry.
How many men spend money to have dinner with them, without thinking about it.
But this kid is good, he accompanies him to play League of Legends and take him to the score, but he seems to dislike himself.
"What do you mean by something?" Luo Qili snorted unconvinced: "Didn't you just say that you don't have a girlfriend, and you're not going on a date, what else is more important than accompanying the two of us beauties??" β
"Reading novels, there is a novel called "The Super Villain System in History", which is very good." Xie Lang said angrily: "Besides, I'm a Muggle in reality, and I don't cultivate, playing games is purely to kill time." β
"Muggles?" Luo Qili raised her eyebrows, and couldn't help but look at Xie Lang with a smile: "When I transferred money to you just now, I saw that your name showed a "wave", what is your name, right?" β
"What do you call me, I slipped away." After Xie Lang gave the other party a big wink, he immediately got out of the game.
Seeing Xie Lang suddenly leave the team, Luo Qili's face turned white.
"Hehehe, a cute and charming villain, do you think you can't find you if you don't go to League of Legends? Hum. β
The cunning eyes flashed in Luo Qili's eyes.
In today's games, any game that adds friends, the data is linked to the game cabin.
In this way, as long as Xie Lang is still using the game cabin, no matter whether he plays other types of games in the future, it will be displayed on it.
Even if he doesn't play League of Legends or PUBG, Luo Qili can see it.
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Xie Lang at this end woke up from the game cabin in a daze, and it was already more than 6 o'clock in the afternoon.
He got up and moved his muscles and bones, and after washing, he stopped a taxi and set off to rush to the No. 1 Primary School in Donghai City.
Xie Lang just got out of the car, and after paying, a few elementary school students with mobile phones in front of him passed by him.
I saw that those elementary school students were holding mobile phones in their hands, and they were completely a cute and arrogant little Zhengtai.
As a result, before it was cute for three seconds, the little fat man with a tiger head and a tiger brain burst out with a dirty word, "Luban No. 7, you are a pit force, and those who play Luban No. 7 are all pit coers." β
It seems that they are still playing the glory of the king of mobile games.
Now Honor of Kings is also divided into game cabins and mobile games.
Because most people can't stay in the game pod to cultivate all the time, they also have work and study tasks.
Therefore, students below the university level who have not passed the certification will play the glory of the king of mobile games when they have nothing to do.
Mobile games don't bring any profit, you can only kill time.
As if he had discovered a new world, Xie Lang hurriedly walked over, straightened his neck, and peeked at the picture on the little fat man's mobile phone - 0-10-0.
Groove~
This kid chose Cheng Biting Jin with a magical girl skin, and the record was actually 0-10-0?
What a pit!
Also,Recently, this new magical girl Cheng bites the golden skin.,It's just unsightly.γγ
It is clearly a Star Guardian skin that mimics the Radiant Lady Lux.
It's too Nima spicy eyes!
Can you imagine a pure gentleman's Cheng Biting Jin, dressed in a suit of Sailor Moon clothes, making a picture of scissorhands?
Hum!
That's it, the fat man!
With such a pitted record, is it still embarrassing to play Cheng and bite the gold?
Today Lao Tzu decided to do the right thing for heaven, don't thank me!
"Boy!"
Xie Lang stopped the little fat man for the first time, stretched out a fist, and asked, "Do you think my fist looks like a hundred yuan?" β
This kid is so obscene.
If you want to blackmail, you can say it clearly, but you actually ask people if his fist image is not like a hundred yuan?
The little fat man looked at Xie Lang with a confused expression, not knowing what he meant.
"Uncle, are you okay?" The little fat man with a tiger head and a tiger brain asked innocently.
Uncle??
I'm a hammer for you!
Xie Lang was suddenly a little unhappy, "Lao Tzu is only 23 years old this year, and he is in his third year of college, which of your eyes thinks Lao Tzu looks like an uncle??" β
"Oh, uncle, are you okay?"
Falk Squid !!
Xie Lang took a full breath, squeezed his right fist to death, and then stretched out to the fat man's eyes and shook it, and said: "Boy, I'll give you another chance, do you think my fist is like a hundred yuan??? β
Xie Lang's meaning is obvious, just give Lao Tzu a hundred yuan, and I won't have to punch you.
"It's not like it, it's not like it at all." The little fat man is very stupid and naΓ―ve.
"Ahh
The next moment.
The little fat man suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig, and his ears were picked up by Xie Lang, "Uncle... Other...... Don't carry it, my ears hurt...... It hurts. β
"Call me what?"
"Big ...... Eldest brother.. β
Bite!!
"Player, you are so obscene, even elementary school students dare to do it, really TM deserves to be a natural villain, points +10! Current Rank: 118, you're currently in a qualifier! β