Chapter 51 Newton Will Be Silent When He Sees It, Will Einstein Cry When He Sees It?

The sudden frenzy of the wooden robot swordsman Ah Fei was naturally instructed by Guo Dalu to teach the camel senior sister's boyfriend to be disrespectful, mainly to remind him how to respect his girlfriend. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Outside, a friend who doesn't respect his partner is not respecting his partner, if it's normal to be jealous, but he obviously deliberately provoked trouble, and even deliberately embarrassed the camel senior.

Listening to Guo Dalu's question, Zhang Bo's face was red and white, and he was so frightened that he didn't know how to answer for a while.

At this time, the camel senior sister next to her answered: "Dalu, is that the robot you bought, why is it all wood?"

Guo Dalu nodded and said: "Yes, it is specially customized, because the system for distinguishing emotions is set, so I just reacted like that, thinking that the senior had some attack intentions...... I'm so embarrassed. ”

Zhang Bo forcibly smiled and shook his head, "It's okay, I think it's quite interesting." His tone was obviously much more restrained, and then he asked, "If you put a football system on him, wouldn't he still be able to play football?"

"That's probably not good, if you play football, the data is too complicated, in addition to those skills, you have to add all kinds of rules, and the system doesn't know how to work, if you encounter a misjudgment, or collide with the opposing player or something, it will be very troublesome. ”

"Hmm. ”

"So Dalu, your shop is mainly selling robots?" asked Camel Senpai.

"It's not just robots, there's other things, it mainly depends on what consumers need, groceries, everything. ”

Luo Yichen pointed to the medicine cabinet and asked, "Then what is going to be in this cabinet?"

"Medicinal herbs. ”

"Medicinal herbs, you still want to sell medicines?"

"Yes, I studied some Chinese medicine. ”

"But if you want to sell drugs, you need to apply for a special license, right?"

"No, I don't sell decoction pieces, just pure medicinal materials, which are agricultural and sideline products. ”

Luo Yichen nodded, "Understood." ”

"By the way, did you have lunch, if you haven't eaten, let's go together, I just said that I want to invite you and the senior to have a meal. ”

Zhang Bo hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Oh, no, my football team still has something to do, come and take a look and go back." ”

Luo Yichen nodded and said, "Next time." ”

"Good. Guo Dalu didn't force him to stay, he had already seen that Zhang Bo was not Ariel Luo's true son, and there was no next time at all.

There were not many customers coming in the afternoon, Guo Dalu just used this time to buy medicinal herbs, medical tools, wood and some metal materials online, and after the order was placed, he tidied up the shop again, locked the door and left.

Coming out of the corruption pit, he saw a little girl of five or six years old squatting under the sculpture in the center of the square, looking down for something, Guo Dalu took a look, and strode towards the commuter car.

On the way back to Jianghan Academy, Sun Wukong sent a WeChat message: "Brother Dalu, what have you been doing lately?"

Guo Dalu: "I opened a shop, Wukong, what about you, have you learned any new skills?"

Counting it, Wukong seems to be about to return to Huaguo Mountain, so in this way, the havoc in the Heavenly Palace is not far away?

Sun Wukong: "Lao Sun hasn't learned new skills recently, but he listens to the ancestor every day, consolidates the Jindan Dao, and practices the seventy-two changes." ”

Guo Dalu thought for a while and replied, "Bodhi Ancestor only quietly passed on the Immortal Technique and the Seventy-Two Transformations to you, don't let your senior brother know." ”

The Monkey King in the book seems to have been expelled from the division by the Bodhi Ancestor because he revealed his means in front of his brothers, and the plot seems to make sense, but Guo Dalu always feels that it is not so simple, and he can act with great power, how can he have a spare pen? So Guo Dalu's reminder actually has the meaning of temptation.

After a while, Sun Wukong replied: "This old Sun understands it, the master only passed it on to me and not to other senior brothers, they will definitely learn when they see it, and then I will not teach the old Sun Sect, nor will I teach it, and I will not teach it, isn't it a dilemma?"

Guo Dalu said secretly: "This logic is right, what a character Bodhi Ancestor, if he really minds Wukong showing off in front of his brothers and sisters, there are a hundred ways to stop him! I don't know how Bodhi Ancestor will eventually drive Wukong away. ”

Later, Sun Wukong told Guo Dalu some of the latest Bodhicitta Sutra, Guo Dalu benefited a lot, he is now in addition to accumulating merit to exchange for Wukong red envelopes, by the way, he is also practicing the Bodhicitta Sutra, which can just complement the Mojia swordsmanship.

Before Guo Dalu returned to the dormitory, his anxiety-solving grocery store caused a new topic on the campus forum, whether it was a wooden bird, a wooden dog, a bamboo dragonfly, or a puppet, some people mentioned it, and it was accompanied by photos from different angles.

After a variety of multi-picture posts came out, the following replies were also wonderful.

"Then it's a bird flying in the sky, I'm not mistaken, isn't it a big one, no, a bird?"

"Shocked! Wood birds, bamboo dragonflies are flying all over the sky, Newton will be silent when he sees it, and Einstein will cry!"

"I can't hold down Newton's coffin lid anymore, please call me downstairs quickly!"

"Newton told me that all wooden birds can fly, and I still play with birds?"

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"I asked the woodbird, why don't you go to the sky, the woodbird said, okay right away!"

"Please take the woodbird with me, pretend to be forced to fly with me!"

"The conclusion has come out, this is a bird that has escaped from low tastes and broken free from gravity. ”

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In addition to talking about magical animals such as wooden birds and bamboo dragonflies, many people also recognized the grocery store owner who had no intention of showing his face - Colonel Chu Hongguo Dalu.

"Uncle Policeman, it's him again!"

"Very well, you managed to get my attention. ”

"Since the beginning of the new semester, I have seen that this face is about to vomit!

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Guo Dalu returned to the bedroom, Lin Jue jumped over directly and shouted: "Dalu, your store opened today, why didn't you call us over to cheer?"

"I didn't shout when I saw that you were all busy, and it wasn't a big deal. "Guo Dalu doesn't care.

"It must be a big deal, after all, it was the first business in our dormitory, so we should go over and support it. ”

"There will be many opportunities in the future. ”

“...... Okay, but then again, those things in your store are really cool, where did you get those things?"

"I said I did it, do you believe it or not?"

"How is that possible?" Lin Jue's eyes widened.

Guo Dalu smiled and didn't explain much, the reason why he didn't call them today was because he was worried that they would keep asking questions when the time came.

The Mojia mechanism technique was originally wonderful, and after passing through the hands of Bodhi Ancestor, it was even more extraordinary, and it was no longer able to be stopped by the common sense of science and technology in the world, even if Guo Dalu wanted to explain, they might not be able to understand it.

"When you have time, go and sit in the store. Guo Dalu ended the topic with this sentence.

"That's for sure, I can't wait for me to tell you now. ”

When Guo Dalu was talking to Lin Jue, a science and engineering student apartment on another campus of Chu University was also talking about the same thing.

"I can still figure out a little bit about the principle of wood birds and wooden dogs, and the bamboo dragonfly is too weird. A boy with thick spectacles said with a frown.

"I've zoomed in on the pictures of the woodbirds, but there are no propellers, and I don't see where the receiver is...... It's like ignoring gravity as nothing, which is really a challenge to the three views. "It was a thin man with a hunchback who answered.

At this time, a boy holding a guitar sitting on the edge of the bed said: "If you really want to figure it out, go to the store and buy one and come back to study it, and there is a use in this pair of pictures to make fools?"

The thin man and the thick spectacle looked at each other and nodded silently.