On Friday afternoon, Guo Dalu finished two classes and was about to take Lin Jue and Lan Kangkang to visit his store, but before he left the classroom, he was stopped by a few classmates. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Guo Dalu answered everyone's questions with a smile, and then before the new round of torture began, he hurriedly withdrew with Lin Jue and Lan Kangkang.

"When the news of your store first came out, there were many people in the class who sang behind their backs and sneered, but now that your store is on fire, they are so enthusiastic about it. Lin Jue said in a disdainful tone.

According to Guo Dalu's plan, in the near future, the worry-free grocery store will become popular throughout China and become a landmark building in Chuzhou University Town.

"Now it's not just our school forum discussing your store, but the BBS of several other schools are also hotly discussed......," Lin Jue looked at Guo Dalu and said, "At first, I was thinking about how you want to publicize it, but I didn't expect to use two wooden birds and a group of bamboo dragonflies to make a name for yourself, I really admire it." ”

Because Lan Kangkang has been silent, he listened to Lin Jue all the way, and after arriving at the grocery store, Lin Jue was shocked, and Lan Kangkang blurted out and praised: "This idea is so distinctive!"

After a long while, Lin Jue asked, "Guo Dalu, what are your hands made of?"

"My dad is a carpenter, and this bit of carpentry is not difficult for me. Guo Dalu straddled a bench and watched the reaction of his two roommates to appreciate his shop.

"Awesome!" Lin Jue praised from the bottom of his heart.

Guo Dalu raised his hand and said, "You can look at it casually, I won't greet you two." ”

"Well, you're busy with the road. ”

Guo Dalu walked to the medicine cabinet, took out the marker pen and card, and continued to classify the medicine cabinet grids: bellflower, yellow essence, zhimu, cistanche, atractylodes, fairy grass......

First buy the medicinal materials that can be bought on the market now, as for those lost medicinal materials, he will either prepare them himself, or take the time to go to several places such as the Tianshan Mountains, Changbai, Kunlun, and the Western Xinjiang Desert to pick them in person.

Guo Dalu had just finished writing more than 20 cards and was about to sort them out, when three customers came in from outside, one with a flat head and glasses with a high number, one was thin and tall but a little hunchbacked, and the other had long hair with a bit of literary atmosphere.

After the three of them entered the store, they looked left and right, and then the flat-headed boy walked up to Guo Dalu and said, "Boss, we want to buy a wooden dog." ”

Guo Dalu closed the lid of the marker, looked up and asked, "Yes, what is your reason?"

"There's no reason, just to buy a wooden dog. The flat-headed boy replied with some confusion, and thought, "I can't tell you that I bought the slices for experiments." ”

"Oh, it seems you don't know the rules of my shop yet. Guo Dalu glanced at the three of them and continued: "If you want to buy something from my store, you must give a suitable reason, otherwise I won't sell it for any amount of money." ”

Three boys: "......" What kind of strange rules is this, is it a fake store?

The flat-headed boy said, "We just like the wooden dogs in your store, and we think they are cute, beautiful, and beautiful, and interesting, is this a good reason?"

"Let's go. Guo Dalu directly ordered the expulsion, and then continued to compile the medicinal herb card.

The three boys were stunned on the spot, they grew so big, it was the first time they had suffered such indifferent treatment in the store, didn't they say that good customers were God, how could they not feel like God at all, but were targeted and disliked.

At this time, the literary boy asked, "May I ask the boss, what kind of reason is needed to buy it?"

"I tell you, you can make things up for yourselves. Guo Dalu replied without raising his head.

Literary boy: "......", it was seen through so easily?

The three customers were just hung aside by the boss, and the scene was very embarrassing.

The three of them stood staring at each other for a moment, then turned away silently.

"Damn, this boss is so individual, it's a record!" After leaving the store, the flat-headed boy couldn't help but complain.

"So what now?" I don't know what reason to give......" said the tall and thin man.

The literary boy said: "Wait, I'll go to the forum and ask." ”

The literary male voice said and took out his mobile phone, entered the campus forum and posted a question: [The newly opened grocery store for the relief of worries in the corruption pit needs to give a reason before you can place an order, what is the reason?

The grocery store is a hot word in the current forum, so as soon as the post was sent, someone replied, and the first and second floors came to express their shock at this perverted rule.

The third floor gave the correct answer: I know this, that reason is that there is no fixed answer, probably "the reason why you have to buy", which is closely related to you, has been bothering you, and makes you feel troubled, after all, people's stores are called worry grocery stores! I hope this answer can help the landlord.

"Why do you have to buy it?" the literary boy muttered to himself, and then said to his two roommates, "I saw someone reply to me that he wouldn't take the order easily unless we had a reason to buy it." ”

"What's the reason to have to buy it?"

"I don't know, but no matter what, the three of us can't go back and buy it because he already knows us. ”

"It's okay, let's make up a reason and let the second child come and buy it. ”

"Yes, but what about the reason?"

“......”

The three of them went from the corruption pit to the dormitory, but none of them were particularly reliable, and the literary boy finally proposed: "It's better to ask the second child." ”

As a player with a girlfriend, the second child is bound to break away from the circle of the dormitory, but after all, they have slept together for a year, and the roommate is still there, so this kind of little favor should not be refused.

Sure enough, after the second child answered the call from the flat-headed boy, he immediately promised: "This matter is on me, and I promise that it will be done properly for you." ”

Two hours later, the second child called and said in a somewhat embarrassed tone: "He promised to sell, but the price is ......"

"Isn't it five hundred?"

"That's the price of the first single......

"One fold?!" The flat-headed boy, as a science student, is not good at making up stories, but he is still very keen on numbers, "Didn't that mean 5,000 yuan?"

"Yes, a full five thousand, not a dime more, not a penny less. ”

"I'm just hehe, why didn't he rob the bank?"

"Yes, I checked it on the Internet, and the better robot dogs are only one or two thousand. ”

"He is asking for such a sky-high price, we can go to the consumer association to complain about him. ”

"There is no market price as a reference, so there is no way to complain. And the origin of that thing is also a mystery, and no one can say how much it is worth. ”

In fact, the second child discussed this issue with his girlfriend, and the two finally came to the conclusion that the wooden dog might really be worth so much money.

"And what did you do to him?"

"I said think about it. ”

"What else is there to think about, 5,000 yuan is enough for a year's tuition, and we can't afford it at all. ”

"Then I'll turn him down. ”

"Why don't you ask the bamboo dragonfly again?"

"But my story is a dog......"

“......”

"Let me ask. ”

"Uh-huh. ”

The phone hangs up.

Ten minutes later, the second child called again: "The bamboo dragonfly also promised to sell it for 666 yuan." ”

“666？”

"Yes, it's not a dime more, not a little less. ”

“6...... I'll ask the third and fourth ......."

The flat-headed boy turned around and asked the two roommates: "Bamboo dragonfly, 666, do you want it?"

The thin and tall man and the literary boy glanced at each other, and they also had an expression of eating flies, and then nodded strongly, and said with hatred: "Then 222 per person, for science!"

The flat-headed boy said "um" and said to the second child on the other end of the phone, "Take it." ”

"Okay, I'll buy it and send it back right away. ”

After a long wait, the speed of the earth's rotation seems to be slowing down.

For the first time, three top students majoring in physics at Chu University experienced the feeling of ants on a hot pot.

"I've been waiting for a long time. ”

Forty minutes later, the second child finally returned.

"Where's the thing?" the flat-headed boy was the first to rush over.

The second child took out a wooden box from his schoolbag and said, "My daughter-in-law and I have tried it, this bamboo dragonfly can indeed fly, and the most amazing thing is that if you hold it in the palm of your hand for a minute, it will understand your words! To be honest, I want to buy one for my daughter-in-law to play with." ”

As he spoke, he opened the wooden box, and a small and delicate cyan bamboo dragonfly appeared in front of everyone.

"Can you really understand human speech?" the literary boy asked, reached out to pick up the dragonfly, and said, "Let me do an experiment first." ”

Others acquiesced.

The literary boy held the bamboo dragonfly in the palm of his hand, and he was quite excited, and the flat-headed boy and the thin and tall man were equally curious.

A minute later, the second child said, "Fourth, you can give an order to it." ”

The literary boy nodded, paused, and said, "Take off!"

And then the bamboo dragonfly really flew!

"I'll go!"

Except for the second child, the other three were all dumbfounded.

The fourth took it back. The platform boy said.

The literary boy said: "Return to the palm of my hand." ”

The bamboo dragonfly obediently fell back into the palm of the literary boy.

"It's, it's so special! ”

The flat-headed boy and the tall and thin man also did experiments one after another, and they all felt incredible.

"So, let's officially tear it down, right?" the flat-headed boy suggested.

"Hmm. The tall and thin man nodded.

The literary boy and the second child did not immediately agree, and the expressions on their faces were very hesitant.

The literary boy said: "It feels like it has a soul, do you really want to dismantle it?"

The flat-headed boy said: "Otherwise, why should we buy it back? And after dismantling it, we will put it back on, and the most important thing is that we can do it ourselves after we figure out how it works." ”

The literary boy smacked his lips, still hesitating.

"Then the old rule, vote by show of hands. The flat-headed boy said.

The literary boy said: "The three of us paid for it, and it must be two to one...... Dismantle it, dismantle it, anyway, it will be installed back after dismantling. ”

"Yes. ”

At this time, the second child weakly continued: "By the way, the boss said that the grocery store does not accept any returns." ”

"I wasn't going to return it. ”

The flat-headed boy waved his hand, then pinched the bamboo dragonfly to observe and see where to start dismantling.

"Don't say it, it's a bit impeccable, use a screwdriver. ”

The tall and thin man brought a screwdriver, and the flat-headed boy began to poke here and there tentatively, and then he didn't know where he poked, only to hear a crisp sound of "sonorous", and the bamboo dragonflies instantly dispersed, and bamboo slices and small bamboo strips of different lengths and sizes spilled down.

Then there is also a small green heart-shaped bamboo leaf mixed in with the bamboo piece.

Other than that, nothing!

All of them are made of ordinary bamboo.

Faced with this result, the four of them were all dumbfounded, where are the bamboo chips scattered all over the table, it is clearly their 666!