What a misunderstanding!

The little Taoist priest hurriedly distinguished: "It's a pervert!" ”

Little Lady Zhu was even more angry, and the two swords were on the neck of the little Taoist, and she shouted: "Go to death, pervert!" ”

Then, she cut her hand hard.

A sword cuts the throat!

At this moment, the little Taoist priest was frightened. After feeling the pain in his throat, there was only one thought in his head that was spinning wildly: dead, dead, really dead!

But not dead!

Only then did the little Taoist priest discover that the little lady Zhu was holding a peachwood sword in her hand. A pain in the throat, I'm afraid I haven't even cut off the skin.

The little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing this, Zhu Xiaoniang gritted her teeth, put away the peach wood sword in her hand, and when her hand moved again, what was against the throat of the little Taoist priest was a boomerang.

The little Taoist priest dared to hesitate, and shouted: "Grandma, it's a real ghost, it's a perverted ghost, it's not about the poor Dao!" ”

Little Lady Zhu glanced at the pervert behind her, lying on the ground and struggling to death.

She pointed her hand and said angrily: "What the hell can he do with his ghostly appearance?" ”

The little Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears: "It is precisely because he made a ghost that he became like this." It's like, like, "

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the little Taoist priest shouted: "It's like going crazy in practice." Yes, it must be. This pervert is not a yin god yet, and the ghost magic must not be able to be used freely. With his seriously injured body, he forcibly used ghost magic to lure you and me into a spring dream, wanting to kill you and me. But at the last moment of great urgency, Poor Dao woke up and used the gossip mirror to give him a heavy blow. As a result, it was like going mad while practicing, and he became this ghost. ”

This, but it is very likely, Zhu Xiaoniang hesitated.

The little Taoist priest hurriedly said: "Grandma, you are familiar with the arts, can you know what kind of Taoist techniques in the world can lure people into spring dreams?" But the ghost is different, he is a pervert, he is used to charming spirits, and he has sex with people in their dreams, so as to absorb people's essence. He is very familiar with this matter, but he really doesn't understand it! ”

Little Lady Zhu finally believed it. As soon as the hand moved, the boomerang against the little Taoist's throat disappeared.

The little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, and felt that his whole body was a little soft. It's not that he's cowardly, it's in the wilderness, if this little lady kills him on impulse, where will he be reasonable?

Glaring at the pervert, Zhu Xiaoniang snorted coldly, snatched the package on the little Taoist's back, touched it casually, took out the deputy compass, and was about to smash it at the pervert.

The little Taoist priest was shocked and shouted: "Grandma, I can't help it, this is fragile, I can't help it!" ”

Seeing that Little Lady Zhu ignored it, the little Taoist priest hurriedly handed over the ghost torture stick: "Auntie, use this, this is hard." ”

Zhu Xiaoniang took it, picked up the ghost stick with both hands, raised it high, screamed "ah", and smashed it violently.

There was a loud bang.

The little Taoist priest felt distressed when he saw it: Woo woo, the high-grade magic weapon, how can the high-grade magic weapon be used like this. Loser, loser.

Seeing that Zhu Xiaoniang's hand stretched out again, the little Taoist priest did not dare to slack off, and obediently handed over a French seal.

Such the same magic weapon was handed over, and the little lady Zhu smashed it so much that it was called a painful one, the pervert was so painful that it was called a miserable scream, and the one that the little Taoist priest was distressed and wanted to cry without tears.

After the copper coin sword was smashed out, the pervert finally couldn't stand it anymore, and completely turned into black smoke in the sky, filling the sky and the earth.

Xu Xiaoniang clapped her hands with satisfaction: "Hmph, dare to provoke my aunt and grandmother, how miserable you can die, how miserable will I let you die!" ”

Seeing that she was finally done, the little Taoist priest had tears in his eyes, hurriedly put away the various magic weapons on the ground, wiped the soil off them with his Taoist robe, carefully put them in the package, and then put them behind his back, looking at Zhu Xiaoniang like a thief.

Little Lady Zhu snorted coldly and said, "That pervert has been scattered, and my aunt wants to settle accounts with you, a pervert." ”

The little Taoist priest was furious and shouted, "What else do you want? It's all said, it's not about the poor. ”

Zhu Xiaoniang said angrily: "Okay, dare to talk to my aunt and grandmother so loudly, and look for death." ”

As soon as his hand was raised, the little Taoist priest saw a flash of cold light in front of him, and his throat was cold. But it's a boomerang.

Angry in his heart, the little Taoist priest drew the copper coin sword, and stabbed at Zhu Xiaoniang with a sword.

This sword was extremely fast, accurate, and ruthless, and Zhu Xiaoniang's eyes lit up and she shouted: "Good come." ”

The peachwood sword slid down her sleeve, and the left sword was gently glued to the little Taoist's copper coin sword, and the little lady Zhu's body shook, and the right sword stabbed at the throat of the little Taoist.

The little Taoist snorted coldly, and the copper coin sword spun around, stabbing violently, pointing directly at Zhu Xiaoniang's throat.

He has long hands and long swords, so naturally this sword will not fight and lose. Little Lady Zhu was helpless, so she had to retreat sharply.

I was forced to retreat? Zhu Xiaoniang's face flushed, and her body shook. All of a sudden, there seemed to be six or seven little ladies Zhu attacking the little Taoist priest at the same time.

For a while, the sword light fell like rain, and the little Taoist priest was calm, and a copper coin sword in his hand was running like flying, and he resisted it.

But I can't resist it after all.

After a dozen moves, he felt a pain in his throat, and a mahogany sword rested on his neck.

After such a fight, Zhu Xiaoniang was in a good mood. She put away the sword and said with a smile: "Ugly Taoist, I didn't expect that your Taoism is superb, and your swordsmanship is not simple." I can walk more than a dozen moves under my aunt and grandmother, it's amazing! ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "What's the use of that?" If you use enough internal strength and stab straight with a sword, I'm afraid you won't be able to stop even a move. ”

Little Lady Zhu nodded: "Exactly!" That's why my aunt and grandmother gave up practicing martial arts back then. If I don't learn the Taoist method, let me be the first in the world, and I can only learn the surface of Taoism. If you don't learn the inner family's mental method, no matter how well you practice swordsmanship, it's just a showcase. When you meet a real master, you will immediately catch the blind. “

"Fortunately, my aunt and grandmother were wise back then, otherwise wouldn't it be like you, who bullied ghosts, but was bullied by others."

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: You also know that you are bullying people!

The two returned to the Li Mansion.

Xu is true face has been seen by the little Taoist, and the little lady Zhu took off her disguise. Not only did he not bother to put on the veil, but he even walked up and down, like a child.

The spring dream of releasing talents was blazing, but it was forcibly interrupted, and the little Taoist priest still had a little ripple in his heart. At this moment, those eyes couldn't help it, and secretly looked at the little lady's face and body.

Looking at it, he sighed: This face is cute, really, it has a big advantage!

I was obviously misunderstood by her and bullied by her, but after a few glances, I couldn't find a trace in my heart.

Hey, how can this face be so cute!

With big eyes and a small mouth, she is extremely cute when she is angry!

With a glow in her eyes and a smile on her lips, she danced her sword into falling rain, and she was also extremely cute when she was fighting!

Even when she stared at her round eyes, wrinkled her nose, bit her lip, and smashed ghosts with magic weapons, she was also extremely cute!

No wonder her father and Uncle Zhao are so good to her, they are so cute!

After walking for a while, the little Taoist priest couldn't stand it anymore, stopped, and sighed: "Little lady, can you please bring the veil, and then please walk well, don't jump." ”

Zhu Xiaoniang said curiously: "Why? ”

The little Taoist priest was sad and indignant in his heart, why? Do you know that you're wicked!

Just look at the unspoken face, it is called a cute, pure, and let people see it, and I just want to use everything to care for her and protect her.

But look at the bouncing chest again, it is called a temptation, a charm, let people see it, and I want to do everything to torture her and tear her apart.

Looking up and down like this, the little Taoist priest only felt that he wanted to be a saint all of a sudden, and he wanted to be a beast all of a sudden. After tossing a few times like this, the little Taoist priest felt that his soul was about to split in half.

So, it's better to just look at the same.

Xu understood the little Taoist's eyes, Zhu Xiaoniang's face flushed, her big eyes glared, her small mouth pouted, and she said angrily: "Pervert! ”

……

The next day.

Little Lady Zhu yawned, stretched her big lazy waist, and went out.

The little Taoist priest guarding the door immediately said with a flattering face: "The little lady is early." ”

Little Lady Zhu looked at him vigilantly: "Early in the morning, there is nothing to do, and you are either a traitor or a thief." Say, what is the idea in your heart? ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly in his heart: "Good early in the morning? I don't know who woke up Li Gong in the middle of the night last night and took away the reward of two hundred taels of silver? ”

He sneered: "It's nothing, it's just that the poor road is in a hurry to get back his share of the reward." ”

Little Lady Zhu looked at him with disdain: "That's it?" Hmph, it's just a matter of being ugly, it's okay if you're a pervert, but you're still a money fan? Ugly Taoist, why don't you buy a piece of tofu and die headbutt? ”

The smile on the little Taoist priest's face was stagnant, he gritted his teeth, pretended not to hear, and entered the house by himself.

Little Lady Zhu yawned again and said lazily: "It's no problem to reward silver, but before that, there is an account between you and me to settle." ”

The little Taoist priest stiffened when he heard this, and he screamed bitterly in his heart. I had long expected that the money would enter her hands, and it would not be easy for her to take it out. No, here's the problem.

He smiled bitterly: "Little lady, you say? ”

Zhu Xiaoniang pointed to the veil on her face, and said, "Last night, you saw my aunt's face, according to the rules of my family......"

Before she could finish speaking, the little Taoist priest exclaimed, "Ah! Could it be that after seeing your face, I have to marry you? ”

This surprise was not trivial, the little Taoist priest staggered back two steps, and his face turned pale for a while.

He shook his hands and said urgently: "This can't be helped, it can't be helped!" Even if you beat me to death, Poor Dao will never dare to agree. ”

Zhu Xiaoniang was furious: "How can my family have such rules? ”

On second thought, she was even angrier. rushed up, and raised his fist without saying anything: "You ugly monster, you pervert, you money addict, what do you mean?" Auntie, grandma, I married you, can't I still owe you? Can't you still be wronged? How dare you make such a dead look? ”

"I'll go, aunt, how could I possibly marry you? You're so ugly, so lustful, so wealthy. Even if all the men in the world are dead, my aunt and grandmother are looking at you, and I will gouge out my own eyes alive. ”

That's fine, it's fine if you don't marry me. Really, I can't speak clearly, and I'm scared to death!

The little Taoist priest who received a few punches breathed a sigh of relief: There is already a fierce woman at home, if there is another brutal woman, God! Will you be able to live?

Looking at his relieved appearance, Zhu Xiaoniang was so angry, the pair of plump and violent ups and downs on her chest, she wanted to tear her clothes out, and stoned the ugly Taoist priest to death.

Closing her eyes and clenching her fists, Little Lady Zhu finally calmed down a little.

Opening her eyes and looking at the little Taoist, Little Lady Zhu said coldly: "The matter of the veil is just an introduction, so don't mention it." Now let's get down to business. Ugly Taoist, don't you want to reward silver? ”

Turning, she took a tray from the bedside table and uncovered the red cloth from it.

Twenty ingots of snowflake silver, neatly stacked on a plate.

The little Taoist priest couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"See clearly, two hundred taels of silver." Zhu Xiaoniang said: "These are all my aunt and grandmother." ”

Then she stretched out her hand, and there was a small ingot in the palm of her hand, slightly larger than peanuts, slightly smaller than dates, broken silver: "This is yours." ”

"What!" The little Taoist priest jumped three feet high and shouted!