"You, you, you! Me, me, me! The little Taoist priest trembled his hands, pointed at Zhu Xiaoniang, and said in a trembling voice.

Then he took a few deep breaths, squeezed out a "smile" on his face, and he smiled: "Little lady, you were born so cute, you will definitely not be so ruthless." You're kidding, aren't you? ”

Little Lady Zhu raised a green finger and shook it: "No, no, grandma, I'm serious." ”

She pointed again: "This plate of silver is mine, and the ingot of silver is yours, aunt and grandmother, I am sure and sure." ”

It's bearable, it's unbearable! Since he had torn his face, the little Taoist priest had no scruples, he sneered: "The little lady is really fair!" ”

"You and I know very well that with your little bit of Taoism, there is nothing to do with that pervert. If it weren't for the poor road, would you be able to get this reward? ”

Zhu Xiaoniang smiled: "Do you want to be reasonable?" Good! Auntie, my life, I like to convince people with reason. ”

"Let me ask you, when you said you were going to do it, how did my aunt and grandmother answer you?"

When the little Taoist priest thought about it, he immediately had a very ominous premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, I only heard Zhu Xiaoniang say: "Auntie, I was right at the time, it's really boring to be alone there at night." You will accompany me to relieve my boredom then. When I catch the ghost, I'll give you some money. Did I say that? ”

The little Taoist priest felt bitter in his heart, as bitter as if he had eaten a yellow lotus. I'm careless, I'm really careless!

Zhu Xiaoniang put her hands behind her back, held her head high, held her chest high, and her expression was as proud as she was: "At that time, you responded in person." Since you have responded, you have to follow the rules. ”

"According to the rules, you have to accompany my aunt and grandmother to relieve my boredom. But what have you done in the past few nights? With a dead face, he didn't say a few words. As far as your performance is concerned, my aunt and grandmother won't give you a penny, so it's reasonable! ”

"You! You! Xiao Dao was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

Seeing him angry like this, Zhu Xiaoniang's heart blossomed: "Auntie, I was right at the time, just reward you with some silver." Naturally, my aunt and grandmother have the final say. According to your performance, it is okay not to give money. But I have no choice but to be kind-hearted to my aunt and grandmother, so I still gave you a little bit. How about it, thank you grandma and grandma? ”

The little Taoist priest clenched his fists and forced himself to calm down, he said: "What the poor Taoist says, it naturally counts!" Even if you don't notice it for a while, if you fall into someone's evil deeds, Poor Dao will never break his word. ”

"It's just that the little lady should not forget, last night the pervert charmed you and me with ghost magic, if it weren't for the poor way to wake up in time, the little lady you must have fallen into the clutches of the devil. I don't know how miserable it will be then. is sucked dry, I'm afraid it's still the lightest. ”

"Little lady, this is a real life-saving grace! The little lady was born rich and noble, and this life is to exchange ten thousand gold, and it is not an exaggeration to think about it. Oh, naturally, your life is your own, and if the little lady thinks it's only worth three or five dollars of silver, and the poor road has nothing to say, she takes the three or five dollars of silver. ”

Zhu Xiaoniang smiled: "After getting along for a few days, I found out now that this mouth of yours is quite neat." ”

"Yes, if you hadn't woken up in time last night, my aunt and I would have fallen into the clutches of the devil. It's just an ugly Taoist, did you wake up at that time to save my aunt and grandmother? Naturally not, you're just saving yourself. As for saving me, that's not a matter of incident. ”

"So this favor, I can receive it or not. If you receive it, it will not be too much to give you ten thousand gold. No, hehe, we are all in one thing, and these three or five dollars of silver have nothing to do with that. ”

"Originally, my aunt and grandmother still received your affection, thinking of sharing a few silver ingots with you. It's a pity that the ugly Taoist, you just offended my aunt and me. So, I'm sorry, but I can't give it to the silver ingot. ”

You! Xiao Dao was extremely demoralized, and said angrily: "Little lady, don't forget, that pervert is scattered because of the poor Dao." If there is no poor way, hum! ”

"What!" Zhu Xiaoniang covered her mouth exaggeratedly, and exclaimed: "That pervert is obviously my aunt and grandmother, and I was stoned to death with a magic weapon." You were standing in a daze, not doing anything! Ugly Taoist, don't open your eyes and talk nonsense. ”

The little Taoist priest said loudly: "That pervert has gone mad, even if you don't touch him, he will dissipate." ”

"That's it!" Little Lady Zhu said distressedly: "But this matter is not easy to prove!" Ugly Taoist, you have profound Taoist skills, or you will turn the pervert back again, let us both see, if I don't touch him, will he dissipate by himself? ”

You! The little Taoist priest sighed, without saying a word, snatched it from the little lady's hand, well, the ingot of broken silver, turned around and left.

"Ugly Taoist, what are you doing?" Little Lady Zhu shouted.

The little Taoist priest didn't look back: "Today, a poor Taoist recognizes it!" You and I will face the sky, go our own way, and from now on, we will never have anything to do with each other! ”

I heard Zhu Xiaoniang sigh behind her: "Hey, I finally found a slightly more interesting one, but I didn't expect that after only a few days of teasing, this person turned around and left." Hey, she doesn't look like a man! ”

……

Linqiong County. In front of the pawnshop.

"Immortal Chief, these objects of yours are still valuable to this copper coin sword and this black jade treasure box. Otherwise, I'm afraid I can't be a few copper plates. The shopkeeper said.

The little Taoist gritted his teeth and said, "Just use it as a black jade treasure box." ”

The shopkeeper picked up the abacus and calculated: "May I ask the Taoist, do you want to die or live." ”

"Living, naturally living, at most a month or two, I will definitely redeem it with two pieces of silver."

"Okay, live for three cents a month. The black jade treasure box can be used as a silver tael, and the copper coin sword can be used as a silver tael. ”

Yes! The little Taoist priest was taken aback: "The ink jade treasure box of the poor Dao is carefully carved from a whole piece of high-quality ink jade. Not to mention that it is a high-grade magic weapon, just this material, I'm afraid it is worth hundreds of taels of silver! ”

The shopkeeper smiled: "Master Dao doesn't know, the rules of the pawnshop are different from other places. The material of this treasure box is indeed extraordinary, if you ask a famous artist to carve some flowers, birds, insects and fish on it, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is priceless. It's a pity that this treasure box is carved with some strange talismans. In this way, if this treasure box wants to be sold, who is willing to want it? It can't be sold for a good price. Therefore, if you want to be a Taoist master, you can only be a hundred taels of silver at most. ”

The little Taoist priest listened to the entanglement in his heart, a hundred taels of silver, if it was to Qingcheng by carriage, it would be enough. But if you want to buy a horse, it's not enough.

Why don't you take the copper coin sword as well? But without the copper coin sword, if you encounter a powerful evil ghost in the past two months, what will you use to fight the enemy?

When he was struggling, he suddenly heard a "poof" laugh in his ears.

The laughter is familiar.

He followed the sound and looked, but it was Zhu Xiaoniang.

The little lady was holding a tall red horse in her left hand. This horse is extraordinary, and at a glance it is a first-class BMW, and it is not under Xu Ruoxue's big black horse and big yellow horse.

Not to mention, this little lady is still holding a big white horse in her right hand. This white horse is much inferior to the red horse, but it is also a tall horse that can be ridden.

The little Taoist priest's eyes were red.

I'll go! I'm dying thinking about horses here, this little lady is still riding alone! Do you want to grab one and run? But, woo, I can't outrun her, let alone beat her.

Little Lady Zhu grinned: "Ugly Taoist, you are really stupid, what kind of good price can such a high-grade magic weapon be used in a pawnshop?" ”

The little Taoist priest said angrily: "I want you to take care of it." ”

Little Lady Zhu said slowly: "For the sake of you and me, I kindly remind you of my aunt." If you pawn a magic weapon, you must have heard someone say that there is a good horse for sale in the East Market. Oh, I'm sorry, I've already bought that Aunt Ma, it's the one on my right. ”

When the little Taoist priest heard this, he was furious, and snatched back the copper coin sword and the black jade treasure box from the shopkeeper's hand like lightning.

He pointed his sword at Zhu Xiaoniang, he was so angry that he trembled, and he complained with grief and indignation: "You obviously know that I am in a hurry, you obviously know that I am looking for a good horse, and you just bought the only one." You, what heart do you have in peace? ”

Little Lady Zhu said in surprise: "What kind of heart do I have? After my aunt and grandmother easily earned two hundred taels of silver, I wanted to experience the taste of riding two horses and walking the rivers and lakes quickly, so I moved the mind of buying a horse. ”

"The horse is there, and whoever can give the money will take it. Auntie, I spent my own money to buy a horse, what's in your way? ”

The little Taoist priest asked the sky speechlessly!

He said helplessly, "Say, what do you want to give me this horse?" ”

Zhu Xiaoniang said curiously: "It's strange, auntie, do I lack money to spend?" I just bought this horse, why should I sell it? ”

Seeing that the little Taoist priest was so crazy that he wanted to kill with an expression that he wanted to kill, Zhu Xiaoniang's eyes rolled: "You have at most five coins of silver on you, let alone horses, I'm afraid you can't buy a few horse hairs." I won't sell it to you, but I can rent it to you. Is it just this rent? It's a bit expensive! ”

Knowing that there was a knife in front of him, he was going to slaughter him severely. But at this time, what else can the little Taoist do?

He sighed and resigned himself to his fate: "Say, how expensive is this rent?" ”

"Counting by the hour, the time will be counted when you start to set off in the morning, and when you are ready to stay in the evening, you will receive it in the middle hour," Zhu Xiaoniang thought for a while, and waved her hand: "Knowing that you are so poor, my aunt and grandmother will be kind, and I will mean it so-so." Fifteen taels of silver will be collected in an hour! ”

What, what? Fifteen taels of silver for an hour?

The little Taoist priest jumped up, pointed at Zhu Xiaoniang and scolded: "You, you are robbing money!" Even if you kill a pig, it's not so ruthless! ”

Little Lady Zhu sighed: "Hey, there's no way, whoever asks someone to show me a face, pat his ass and dare to leave." Someone offended my aunt and grandmother twice in one day, and my aunt and grandmother were not ruthless, which was not happy! ”

People under the eaves can't help but bow their heads. The little Taoist priest could only apologize: "It's the poor road that is wrong, the little lady has a lot, please forgive the poor way." Please take less of the silver. ”

Little Lady Zhu glanced at herself strangely: "There are a lot of adults?" Auntie, in addition to my big breasts and big eyes, where is it bigger? ”

Seeing Xiaodao's morale, she smiled and said, "Okay, I won't tease you." Auntie, I will be gracious again, and I will accept you, twenty taels of silver an hour! ”

Well, this grace has changed from fifteen taels an hour to twenty taels an hour.

The little Taoist priest was so angry, pointing at Zhu Xiaoniang, so angry that he couldn't speak.

Zhu Xiaoniang said lightly: "Ugly Taoist, if you point it again, it's thirty taels of silver an hour." ”

The little Taoist withdrew his hand like lightning and sighed, "Okay, Poor Dao admits defeat." I'll give you this money! ”

Riding a "BMW" worth 10,000 gold, the little Taoist priest looked at the direction of Qingcheng with tears in his eyes:

"Madam, husband, I was bullied, bullied to death, bullied to death!"

"Madam, without you by your husband's side, my husband has a miserable life! Husband is now, I really want to kill you. ”

"Madame, eight days have passed, and I wonder what is the matter with you? Are you okay? ”

"If you are well, you and I will never be separated again. If you are, if you are unlucky, husband and I will devote my life to avenge you! ”