Pole!

Bus stop signs!

There are also various fences and billboards!

There are small advertisements for this treatment of impotence everywhere!

And these people who post small advertisements will find a place.

All of them are the most conspicuous places, and it is difficult not to see them.

"I post! I post! I posted ......"

Unconsciously, Li Sao posted all the way to the nearby Hedgehog River Park.

Everyone knows that in those corners of the park, there are often some couples doing something indescribable.

No, Li Shao just covered the contact information on the small billboard next to the park path, and saw a little couple not far away, holding two bottles of water, sitting on a stone bench sweetly.

"This man's nose is so small, at first glance, he is my heavy potential customer!"

Stared at the couple for a while,

Li Sao pondered,

How to invite them tactfully,

Go to your own house to experience a "lasting happiness".

However, it's hard to say!

You can't just walk up and ask, are you impotent?

Li Sao promised that he would definitely be beaten by the other party so that he couldn't even recognize his mother.

Waiting for an opportunity to observe the target and find an opportunity to make a move, Li Sao pretended to wander around here.

I heard the girl coquettish to the boy.

"Husband! Husband! I have a toothache! ”

The boy then kissed the girl and grinned, "Does it still hurt?" ”

The girl replied with a beautiful face, "It doesn't hurt!" It doesn't hurt anymore......"

However, after a while, the girl coquettishly cried out again: "Husband! Husband! My neck hurts! ”

The boy then kissed the girl's neck again and asked, "Does it still hurt?" ”

The girl was very satisfied and said, "It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt anymore...... Husband better ......"

……

Li Sao listened to this greasy and crooked conversation on the side, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

He silently recited the "Single Dog Self-Defense Mantra" in his heart: "Show affection, die quickly!" Show affection and die fast! ”

And I don't know when,

The grandmother who is scavenging next to her,

Staggered over step by step.

"Huh? This old granny. ”

"Oh my God!"

"The commotion on her body is as high as 108 points......"

Inadvertently swept away,

Li Sao was shocked,

This old woman is the person he has seen the most on her body so far.

"Husband! Husband! My little hands hurt ......"

"Husband! Itchy face, baby's face is a little itchy! ”

On the stone bench, the girl is still happy to play "intimacy" games with the boy.

Kiss this, kiss that.

"Uh-huh! It doesn't hurt anymore! It doesn't hurt anymore...... My husband is the best......"

The park path was bustling with people, and boys and girls kissed each other as if no one was around.

Finally, the old grandmother who was scavenging on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore, moved her body, and stepped forward.

【Drop! The system detects that a five-star operation will occur around the host! Please pay attention to your own safety and be prepared to fight against predation......]

"Are you going to make a move?"

Li Sao, who was secretly observing, suddenly became even more concentrated.

This is a sassy point of more than 100 points, a super high-level sao grandma!

I saw the old grandmother walk up to the couple in a serious manner, give the boy a thumbs up and say, "Young man! You're amazing! ”

Terrific?

Not only this little couple, but even Li Sao was a little confused.

What's so big about this boy?

"Where you kiss, it doesn't hurt! What a miracle doctor! I just want to ask you, can hemorrhoids be cured? ”

As she spoke, the old grandmother pouted her ass in a very "elegant" posture.

Burst!

When he boarded, Li Sao burst out laughing in the dark.

The little couple also blushed.

Especially the boy, he didn't dare to talk to the old grandmother at all, and he just ran away with the girl.

"Humph! Two young people, you are still tender! ”

Watching the two flee in the wilderness, the old grandmother had a triumphant smile on her face.

"It's okay to show affection in front of the old woman, but I didn't finish drinking two bottles of mineral water in my hand for two hours......"

While talking, the old grandmother calmly and skillfully received the mineral water bottle left by the little couple into the bag.

【Drop! The system detected a wave of five-star riot operations around the host, generating a total of 10 riot points. The host can obtain all the opponent's riot points through the anti-riot operation, but since the host's current rank level is low, it is not recommended for the host to take risks. 】

Wear!

At this time, in Li Sao's mind,

It's just a capital cost.

Who said that people nowadays don't even accept grandmothers?

Today, Li Sao really didn't help him, so he took this grandmother.

Moreover, Li Sao has to leave the place of right and wrong as soon as possible, and the farther away from this old grandmother, the better.

After all, Li Sao now has dozens of sassy points, what if he accidentally comes to a "narrow road encounter" with his grandmother?

The hard-earned commotion was countered by the grandmother.

"It's a long time coming!"

Whoosh!

Li Sao quietly left from the shadows, but he deeply remembered the "riotous" figure of the old grandmother in his mind.

One day, he will come to the old grandmother to compare "Sao".

……

Back at the house, it was already evening.

All day today, Li Sao was hanging outside and didn't go to school.

This time, he happened to be caught by the head teacher, Mr. Zhu.

A phone call came.

"Li Sao! Didn't you come to class today? Do you still want a diploma? Skipping class is addictive, isn't it? "Teacher Zhu is not easy to mess with, and he is also known for his bad temper in school.

Li Sao hurriedly explained: "Teacher Zhu, I really don't blame me! What if I said that there are thousands of people in the school waiting to beat me right now! What do you think...... Do I dare to go back to class? ”

This...... Honestly!

The charm of the beautiful buttocks goddess Wu Tingting is not a joke.

In order to be able to have dinner and date with Wu Tingting, countless boys in the University of Technology and Business have already sharpened their knives to "Li Sao".

"Fart! Li Sao, you're getting more and more disagreeable now, can't you even make up a decent reason for skipping class? If you tell me that you have a gastroenteritis attack today and you can't get up in bed, I can still let you go! ”

"That's right! Teacher Zhu, then I have a gastroenteritis attack! ”

"It's too late! Hehe! There are still thousands of people who want to beat you, do you think you are Da Zhang Wei? Come to school right now, come to my office for a review! ”

Teacher Zhu said unceremoniously.

"Teacher Zhu, I really can't go! Someone really wants to beat me, if you don't believe me, I'm ...... I can prove it to you......" Li Sao defended.

"Okay! I'm going to see how you prove that our school is a gangster school? How can there be thousands of people going to beat you? Teacher Zhu was also angry.

Li Sao thought for a while and asked, "Teacher Zhu, do you have sunglasses in your office?" ”

"Yes! What's wrong? ”

"Put it on! Do you have a hat? ”

"Yes! There is a sun hat. ”

"What color?"

"Yellow! What's wrong? ”

"Put it on too! By the way, are there still masks? ”

"Yes! Can you finish it all in one sitting? ”

"Then let's live! Don't worry, I'll prove it to you......"

Li Sao smiled and said, "You just put on the sunglasses, mask and yellow sunhat I just said, and now go to the lake pavilion in the west area of the school and sit down, I promise to give you an explanation." ”

"Good! I'll go over right now, I want to see who dares to hit my students in front of me, this lord, the teacher did it for you. ”

After Mr. Zhu finished speaking, he hung up the phone, put on a mask, sunglasses and a hat and hurried downstairs.

At this time, Li Sao very elegantly opened the school's forum with his mobile phone and made an anonymous post.

Attention everyone! Li Sao is now hiding in the school's Huxin Pavilion, and he also deliberately disguised himself, wearing sunglasses, a mask and a yellow sunhat! 》

……

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