"Huh! That perverted uncle again? ”

As soon as he heard the word "black hole", Li Sao was a little disgusted.

At the beginning, it was also a group of people in the dormitory who were fooling around, and each person registered a "shemale number" to pretend to be a girl on the unbounded forum.

Several other people pretended to be a few days, but they were recognized or couldn't pretend.

Only Li Sao, the "twilight purple" number, has been teasing for a long time.

Mainly,

Li Sao posted a lot on it,

It's all about your true feelings about life and life.

In a sentence or two,

With a little Wenqing,

didn't flirt like a few of them without being reserved.

The state has been sent a lot,

Li Sao found that there was an uncle called "Black Hole",

Almost every comment is left behind.

Sometimes, I even send a private message to chat.

At first, it was okay, the content of the chat was quite normal and polite.

But when he got to the back, Li Sao found that

This perverted black hole uncle seems to be really obsessed with the "Twilight Purple" he plays.

"Haha! Flirting with my sister I will, flirting with the man...... You're still doing it! Look at the ...... who fascinates this black hole uncle."

Brother Lang's full name is Liu Zilang,

A very coquettish name,

He is a well-known prodigal son in the University of Technology and Business.

In three years of college, I talked about hundreds of girlfriends.

can't stop it, an average of three days to change one, even the cafeteria aunt talks.

In his opinion, wandering among the flowers, it is natural to taste any flower!

Canteen aunts, there is also a unique taste of canteen aunts!

"Less! I'm not as heavy as you! However, this perverted uncle is also persistent enough. ”

Li Sao shook his head and smiled, "Internet! It's all virtual. Why didn't he want to think about it, behind Twilight Zi's account, there was a big man who picked his feet at all? ”

……

"Saucy God! You hurry up and run...... Wu Tingting brought someone to block you......"

At this moment, another roommate, Zhao Jianwu, hurriedly ran into the classroom and shouted.

Li Sao's sass!

The waves of the willow waves!

Plus Zhao Jianwu's construction!

That's right, the three of them are the well-known "saunacy" combination of the University of Technology and Business.

"Li Sao! You come out for me......"

Sexy flowers, beautiful buttocks goddess Wu Tingting,

Because of a comment by Li Sao last night,

Early in the morning, she took her flower messengers and blocked Li Sao in the classroom.

"Wu Tingting, what do you want to do? If you want to chase me, just say it, you can't use such violent means, right? ”

Li Sao saw that the front and back doors in the classroom were blocked, so he had no choice but to walk in front of Wu Tingting with a hippie smile.

"Haha! The god of sao is finished this time, even Wu Tingting dares to provoke! ”

"Doesn't he know that Wu Tingting has countless fans in school?"

"This time, he's definitely going to be beaten up!"

"I'd like to see him, what else can he do?"

……

The surrounding classmates were happy to see Li Sao deflated.

"This comment! Li Sao, I think you need to give me an explanation! ”

took out her mobile phone, Wu Tingting pointed to her circle of friends,

The comment written by Li Sao stared at Li Sao viciously with his eyes.

"You have to explain, huh? OK no problem. ”

Smile slightly,

Li Sao walked to the front of the first row of the classroom,

Pick up a roll of "duct tape" on the table,

Then he handed it to Wu Tingting and said, "No! Duct tape for you! Don't thank me! ”

【Drop! The system detects a wave of three-star operation of the host and obtains 6 sao points. 】

"You ......"

Wu Tingting looked at the roll of tape in her hand,

They were about to be mad, and pointed at Li Sao and shouted, "Hit him for me!" Whoever beats Li Sao into a pig's head today, I, Wu Tingting, will date and eat with whom! ”

Wow!

The goddess spoke, and suddenly dozens of strong men killed Li Sao like hungry wolves.

"Oops! You said you were a real person, didn't I give you all the tape?

Besides, how could I be a good person, how could I be beaten into a pig's head? You're obviously lying to them, huh? Brothers, don't do such thankless work! ”

After Li Sao finished speaking, the boys who rushed up were all stunned.

"Ouch! Brother Lang, brother and brother, help me block the pursuers, I'm flashing......"

At this moment, Li Sao made a feint and escaped from the crack in the crowd that surrounded him.

"Haha! Tried to hit me, the door didn't ......"

ran out of school in one go, Li Sao knew that he was afraid that this lesson would not be able to be taught for the time being!

There are now estimated thousands of people in the school ready to beat him!

So, I just went back to the hotel to think carefully about how to make good use of the Sao operating system to run it.

On the way back to the hotel, Li Sao was stopped by a fat uncle.

"Excuse me, young man! May I ask how to get to No. 45 Gongchen South Street? ”

The uncle held a very inferior advertising leaflet in his hand and asked Li Sao for directions.

In this case,

Swap is before,

Li Sao will definitely point to a road in the opposite direction,

Then he was complacent and felt that he had tricked people.

But now he wasn't going to do it, because he was past that childish age.

And as the last hope of the earth, how could he do such a thing?

So, Li Sao pointed to the road ahead very patiently and said to the uncle:

"Three traffic lights ahead!"

"Turn left at the third intersection ......"

"Go to the end and turn right!"

"Walk another fifty meters and you'll see a pedestrian street......"

"There are a lot of people on that street, you can ask them how to get there......"

……

【Drop! The system detects a wave of three-star operation of the host and obtains 6 sao points. 】

……

Burst!

After Li Sao said this, the uncle's face changed.

Fortunately, Li Sao had expected it,

Before the uncle swung his iron fist and smashed it over, he quickly flashed people.

Damn it!

It seems a little bad today!

All day long running for his life.

But

In the moment of flashing people just now,

Li Sao glimpsed,

The advertising flyer in the uncle's hand,

It seems to be ...... Treatment of impotence and premature ejaculation!

"! Pregnant...... Why didn't I think of that? That's a great way to attract foot traffic! ”

A flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and when he returned to the hotel, Li Sao sat in front of the front desk computer and opened the word software.

"Li Shao, why are you back again? Missing classes? ”

Sister Qiao looked curiously at Li Sao tinkering there.

"Yes! I'll come back for some business, get some flyers for our hotel! ”

After a few words, Li Sao smiled and clicked to print, "That's it!" ”

"Flyers? Li Sao, what kind of flyer are you! Only...... There is only the address and phone number of our hotel, and there is no even the name and price of the hotel? ”

Looking at the paper printed out by Li Sao, which was full of the address and phone number of the hotel, Sister Qiao was strange.

"You don't understand this, do you? Come, Sister Qiao, help me cut these addresses and phone numbers one by one. ”

After a while, Li Sao carried a bunch of small notes in his left pocket and a bottle of glue in his right pocket, and walked down the street.

When I saw an advertisement for "treating impotence and premature ejaculation", I took out a piece of paper, smeared it with a little glue, and glued the note on, completely covering the address and phone information of these advertisements......

【Drop! The system detects a wave of five-star operation of the host and obtains 10 sao points. 】

……