Chapter Forty-Three: My Brothers Are Coming to Cut Me! 【Request for Recommendation Votes】

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After the audience made a fuss, Su Yunming snorted and said, "These are all rules." ”

"Yes."

"And there are a lot of rules on TV." Su Yunming said, his face straightened. "I don't know if you've noticed."

"What are the rules in this TV series?" Yue Yunkun asked with a smile on his face and a puzzled expression.

"Like in the TV series, the hero and the heroine say, wait for me, come back and we get married." Su Yunming waved his hand slightly, and said with an affirmative expression: "Don't ask, don't think, at this point, the actor will definitely die." ”

"Hahaha~" Looking at Su Yunming's affirmative look, the audience couldn't help it again.

"I can't come back." Yue Yunkun played a round on the side.

"Either you can't come back, or you die." Su Yunming nodded very affirmatively.

"It seems to be." Yue Yunkun scratched his head.

The audience in the audience thought about it for a while, and when they usually watched TV, it was exactly the same as what Su Yunming said.

"Good~"

The audience cheered loudly again.

They all like Su Yunming, his speech is funny and humorous, and they like it very much.

For a while, the applause was even a film.

The audience cheered, and the cross talk on the stage will not stop because of this. Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun, pointed at Yue Yunkun and said, "There are still rules on TV...... As soon as you cough, you will definitely cough up blood when you pick up a handkerchief. ”

"And this?" Yue Yunkun looked suspicious and a little unconvinced.

"Don't believe me? Don't believe it, let's put on a show. Su Yunming said, picking up a white handkerchief from the table.

"Okay, let's have one." Yue Yunkun looked a little naïve and didn't object.

Over there, Su Yunming put the handkerchief to his mouth, and his body trembled a little: "cough cough cough~"

"It's true, it's not pretended." Looking at Su Yunming's appearance, Yue Yunkun said casually.

"Hahaha~"

"It's really like this!"

"This basic skill is really solid!"

Not to mention the laughter of the audience, even the cross talk actor sitting on one side, after seeing Su Yunming's vivid performance, they also exchanged their heads and expressed their admiration.

This is the layman looking at the lively, the insider looking at the doorway.

"Ahem, cough~" There was another weak cough, and after it was over, Su Yunming took off the handkerchief and said to Yue Yunkun: "Look, this is blood." ”

"Where? Where? "Yue Yunkun is not as tall as Su Yunming, and he is on tiptoe when he looks at Su Yunming.

"Where can I really cough up blood, I'll die here and turn back." Su Yunming pushed Yue Yunkun over, looking dissatisfied.

"It's a show, you all look at him. He looked up and asked where. Su Yunming muttered as he made the same gesture that Yue Yunkun had just made when he looked at Su Yunming.

"Hahaha~"

This wave of imitation successfully made the audience laugh, especially when Su Yunming tiptoed at the end, he was originally taller than Yue Yunkun and instantly taller.

"What if you don't cough up blood and cough up something else?" Seeing Su Yunming accept the applause, Yue Yunkun said with a crooked eye.

"You're so inquisitive!" When Su Yunming heard this, he shook his head and said, "I can't go on with this cross talk......

As he spoke, Su Yunming frowned and was about to walk outside.

Seeing Su Yunming's sad face, the audience was immediately happy.

"Don't mind!" Yue Yunkun hurriedly grabbed him, and then said: "You can't go, if you leave, you can't talk about this cross talk!" ”

"How can you get to the bottom of it like this!" Su Yunming complained.

"The main thing is that I just want to see you cough something different!" Yue Yunkun smiled, then looked at the audience again, and said loudly: "Everyone said, do you want to see it?!" ”

"I want to see it!"

The audience was also very cooperative, and immediately coaxed.

"Look, the audience has asked for it!" Yue Yunkun smiled, looking very chicken thief.

"Then, do it again!" Seeing this scene, Su Yunming hesitated for a moment, and then said.

With that, he picked up the handkerchief and put it to his mouth.

Yue Yunkun watched, the audience also quieted down, watching seriously, Lao Guo and the national teacher watched, the cross talk actors were watching, and even Cao Yunshui was watching on the side.

"Ahem~" Coughing lightly twice, Su Yunming took off the handkerchief.

"What's this?" Yue Yunkun asked.

"This is QQ."

"Forehead ......"

Hearing Su Yunming's answer, the audience was stunned for a moment, but then a burst of cheers broke out.

I haven't figured out what Su Yunming is performing, but Su Yunming's explanation is ...... Not to mention, it's really similar to QQ's friend's online voice!

"Okay." Yue Yunkun said with a smile.

"Haha~"

"Interesting~"

"It's different."

The audience was also laughing, and they couldn't help but turn their heads and ears.

Slightly quieter.

Su Yunming continued: "There are many rules in the TV series...... Another example is that you were cut down. If you're cut ~ you're going to die soon~"

"Don't, don't, why was I slashed with a knife?" Yue Yunkun pulled Su Yunming and asked with a dissatisfied expression.

"You're a fool, and what you earn is dead money." Su Yunming's words should not be too reasonable.

"Who told you? You don't know that. Yue Yunkun waved his hand and said that he would not do it: "Let me tell you, the bigger the tree, the bigger the wrist, the easier it is to be cut off." ”

As soon as this truth was said by Yue Yunkun, Su Yunming was not happy: "What you said is not right, people cut more than just wrists!" The small wrist is also cut! ”

"How?" Yue Yunpeng asked.

"On the news a few days ago, wasn't that cold male god cut down!"

A cold male god?

Hearing this, the audience was stunned for a moment.

But then he understood, and suddenly he realized, and then burst into laughter.

Su Yunming is talking about a recent entertainment news, a little star calls himself a cold male god, and then someone opened the scoop when the fans gathered.

Originally, they were quite injured, and Su Yunming took it out and said...... It's so bad!

Even though I know it's not good, why can't the audience want to laugh at the thought of being cracked down?!

At this time, the audience suddenly saw Su Yunming standing on the stage constantly glancing at Lao Guo. The audience had not finished laughing, and there was a burst of laughter again.

"Don't hint at it anymore! Imply that you won't be able to go down today! Yue Yunkun hurriedly grabbed Su Yunming, wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and said.

"Cut me!"

Suddenly, Su Yunming shouted.

"Why did you rush out again?" Yue Yunkun had a question mark in his head.

"I have a big wrist, cut me, don't cut my master!" Su Yunming patted his chest, his face full of righteousness.

"Hahaha~"

"This shameless temperament~"

"I don't know why, I like to watch Su Yunming's serious nonsense the most!"

The audience laughed.

"Cut me!" At this time, Su Yunming came again, and his demeanor was exactly the same as just now!

"Huh?"

Seeing Su Yunming coming again, Yue Yunkun was stunned.

That's not right!

According to what is written in the book.,I should only cut it once.,Why is this a second time?

Have I turned back time?

When Yue Yunkun was stunned, he didn't pick it up for a while, but fortunately, Su Yunming picked it up by himself: "It's a big tie, it's not a scumbag......

"you!"

Hearing Su Yunming say this, Yue Yunkun finally reacted, pushed Su Yunming, and said angrily: "You just make a fuss on the stage!" ”

"Hahaha......"

"The scum wants to beat someone when he hears it!"

"Don't say it, it's a real imitation!"

"Big tie well, don't be a scumbag, it's like a new version of the ship that the mud hasn't played, the paper virtual experience is three bells, the mud will be the same, fall in love with the game......"

"Su Yunming is too bad!"