"Su Yunming, I love you~"

When Su Yunming came on stage, many girls in the audience immediately stood up and cheered, screaming and applauding one after another, as if they were going to lift the roof of the studio.

Some male audiences, although they were not so exaggerated, all stood up and applauded Su Yunming on stage.

On the side of the performance stage, those cross talk actors couldn't help but look at each other when they saw Su Yunming's high popularity.

This Nima, such a high popularity, this is still a chicken!

Thinking of the few applause they received when they came on stage, many actors were blushing and eager to find a crack to get into.

"Thank you, thank you." Su Yunming put his hands together and bowed again to the audience.

got up and said with a smile: "As a cross talk actor, I am honored to stand on this stage, be with so many audiences who like me, and tell you cross talk~"

"Woo~"

This time, both men and women in the audience, cheered again.

When everyone's cheers gradually fell, Su Yunming folded his hands and said with a smile: "Look at this heat, I think everyone knows us, my name is Su Yunming, I am a cross talk actor of Deyun Club, and this one next to me is my partner and junior brother, Yue Yunkun!" ”

"I'm Yue Yunkun!" Yue Yunkun also nodded in agreement, then looked at the audience and said with a smile: "Look at how enthusiastic the big guys are, they all welcome us!" ”

"You're wrong! The main thing is to welcome me, so that's how I got lucky to get some small achievements! Su Yunming's face was pale, and he said with a straight face.

Sigh~

Hearing this, there was a sudden cry from the audience.

"Huo, you're not modest at all!" Yue Yunkun said.

As he spoke, he picked up a handkerchief from the table and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Originally, Yue Yunkun was a little nervous, but after he went on stage, he saw that the audience was so enthusiastic, and his heart was even more nervous.

However, at this moment, under Su Yunming's current hanging, he has gradually entered the state.

"The main thing is that it's difficult to be a cross talk actor, and you have to study everything!" Yue Yunkun said.

"That's right!" Hearing this, Yue Yunkun nodded.

"However, relatively speaking, the most important thing to study as a cross talk actor is the rules." Su Yunming continued outside the table.

"Yes, rules and rules!" Yue Yunkun knocked on the table and said emphatically.

"Of course, I ask you, did the research laugh?" Su Yunming leaned sideways and poked Yue Yunkun with his hand.

"Smile!" Yue Yunkun corrected the mistake on the side.

"Yes, smile. Studied smiles? After speaking, Su Yunming leaned next to the microphone, and his cheeks were piled up, revealing two rows of big white teeth.

Seeing this scene, Yue Yunkun dismantled the stage without hesitation: "You are called cheap!" ”

"Whoever is cheap, this is called laughter. How can you say it's cheap? Su Yunming quarreled directly with Yue Yunkun on the stage, and said confidently: "There is a difference between being cheap and laughing!" ”

"What's the difference?" Yue Yunkun asked casually.

"Look at everyone, it's a laugh." After Su Yunming finished speaking, the cheeks were piled higher than just now, and there was still a gap between the two rows of teeth.

"What about cheap?" Yue Yunkun tilted his head, not knowing what was going on in his head.

"That's what it is." As he spoke, Su Yunming's mouth closed again, the corners of his mouth were hooked, and the two eyeballs gently turned a few times with the slight fall of his eyelids: "My imitation is not very specific, if you really can't think of it, you can take a look at this one, he is a real cheap smile." ”

As he spoke, Su Yunming pointed to Yue Yunkun beside him.

Yue Yunkun was originally happy because of the ridicule of Su Yunming, but when he heard this, he was stunned.

His expression froze instantly, and then he turned his head to face the audience, looking stunned.

Seeing this scene, the audience was immediately happy.

"You're the smiler, your whole family is smiling!" Yue Yunkun came back to his senses, pointed at Su Yunming's face, and retorted.

"Hahaha~"

was told by Yue Yunkun like this, and the audience couldn't hold back, and they all laughed again.

"Yes, it makes you laugh." Not to be outdone, Su Yunming smiled at Yue Yunkun and said, "You have seen a smile (cheap smile)." ”

"Hahaha~" This sentence made the audience laugh even happier, and felt that the two people on the stage were too funny, just like a pair of living treasures.

This short section is not much inferior to the last time when the air conditioner was turned on.

"We were just joking."

Seeing that the scene was alive, the smile on Su Yunming's face also retracted: "As the saying goes, there is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage!" ”

"That's right." Yue Yunkun nodded, and that was indeed what he said.

"For example, our cross talk, we have a lot of rules for cross talk." Su Yunming's right hand hung in the air and said softly.

The words are clear and the words are round, but there is a unique charm, which makes everyone unconsciously driven by Su Yunming's rhythm.

"What are the rules for our cross talk? In our industry, we pay attention to three years of learning and two years of service! "Su Yunming came from the mouth.

"Yes, this is a cross talk master and apprentice." Yue Yunkun nodded.

"Three years of art, I studied with my master for three years, I ate Master's, lived Master's, my master can't collect money!" Su Yunming began to explain.

"Everyone, look at the ......" Su Yunming said in a straight voice: "My master has not received any money!" ”

"That's, that's." Yue Yunkun nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, what I'm saying is that my master has never received money, no money!" Su Yunming said as he led the audience to look at Lao Guo.

"Huh~"

If you haven't received any money, just say it again. I said the same sentence several times, and I glanced at Lao Guo while talking, what does this mean?

The audience immediately understood!

For a while, the audience continued to shout.

Even many people turned their eyes to Lao Guo, with a look of watching a play on their faces.

"He's exposing you." In the audience, the national teacher said to Lao Guo with a sideways smile.

Lao Guo also smiled, "It's okay, I'll clean him up when I go back......"

In a way, they are also spectators.

When they encounter funny jokes, they will also be happy.

On the stage, after the audience gradually subsided, Su Yunming continued: "Two years of service, all the money earned in these two years will be handed over to Master. ”

Yue Yunkun nodded: "This is to repay Master!" ”

"Leave it all to Master......" Su Yunming said, sending his hand out, flicking his sleeves to prove that he had two sleeves of fresh air.

"Hahaha~"

The audience burst into laughter.

"It turns out that Lao Guo is such an old Guo."

"Poor Su Yunming~"

"This is Guo Papi~"

"Doesn't your master don't take money?" On the stage, Yue Yunkun pulled Su Yunming and said.

"You're too young!" Hearing Yue Yunkun's words, Su Yunming glanced at him, and then patted Yue Yunkun's shoulder pretending to be sad, looking like a person who had come over, and said meaningfully.

"Hahaha~"

People laughed again, and Lao Guo also grinned and laughed there.

"Su Yunming is really funny."

"Yue Yunkun, this is going to be broken!"

"Yue Yunkun is still young."

……

"In addition to these, there are three festivals and two longevity." Clearing his throat, Su Yunming continued. "Three festivals, May Festival, August Festival, Spring Festival!"

"What about the two shous?" Yue Yunkun asked.

"Two birthdays, Master's birthday, Master's birthday. And take it to the house to see the master and the master. ”

"It's as it should be, celebrate, celebrate." Yue Yunkun nodded, not feeling anything wrong.

"You can't go empty-handed. To take something. And take more things. Su Yunming had an indescribable expression on his face, and while Yue Yunkun was still reminiscing, he continued: "You can't get in if this thing is less than two thousand yuan." ”

"If it's less than 2,000 yuan, he'll let the dog bite me. The Tibetan mastiff that my master raised, oh my God. While speaking, Su Yunming covered his legs, showing that he seemed to have been bitten by a Tibetan mastiff, and the shadow still did not go down.

"Hahaha~"

The audience in the audience was amused by Su Yunming's performance, and they were used to hearing jokes, and it was still a very interesting thing to suddenly listen to Su Yunming's black material about Lao Guo.

"No, no, I'll ...... later" Yue Yunkun pulled Su Yunming and didn't let him continue acting.

Tilting his head and signaling to Su Yunming: "It's here, it's here." ”

As he spoke, he shook his head violently in the direction of Lao Guo, and the hint was very obvious.

"Oh~" Su Yunming was already saying hi, but when he saw Yue Yunkun shaking his head, he suddenly understood, covered his mouth and said, "Am I talking too much?!" ”

With his head shrunk, his eyes were still looking around, like quails.

"Hmm. It's a bit much. Yue Yunkun showed a look of pity and said, "Senior brother, if you want me to say that you should stop it quickly, otherwise I'm afraid you won't survive tonight~"

"Haha~"

"It's too cowardly. I like it. ”

"It's so cute."

"Su Yunming, I love you~"

The indignant accusation of Master just now suddenly became so cowardly, and this contrast made the audience lively again.