Pick-up!

Li Sao is a little excited!

How long has it been since the house has been so lively?

Since the opening of the previous commercial district, it seems to have been deserted.

Li Sao feels that this time is definitely a great opportunity to revitalize the house!

As long as the brand of "long-lasting house" is played, the word of mouth will sound, and the majority of impotent male compatriots will ...... I will definitely respond enthusiastically to the call.

"Teacher Zhu! What's going on at home...... Your lover is coming soon, so I'll flash first! ”

With the smell of hospital disinfectant water, Li Sao hurried and took a taxi after leaving the hospital.

"Yo! Young man, why do you look so good! Little handsome guy! ”

As soon as he got into the taxi, Li Sao heard this kind of big truth that almost made his ears callous.

There is no way, people are handsome, and they are the most dazzling stars wherever they go.

"Master! ...... to Tongjie North Road"

Before Li Sao finished speaking, the driver started the car and talked to Li Sao while driving.

"Young man, I think you're still a college student, aren't you?"

"Yes! at the University of Technology and Business. ”

"Yo! The University of Technology and Business is good, there are many female students, and they are all very beautiful. Young man, you are so handsome, you must be very popular in school! Honestly, how many girlfriends have you had? ”

The drivers and uncles in the capital are very talkative, and the key is that they also reveal a sense of old Beijing's hutong humor.

They can naturally chat with any stranger, from Tiannan to Haibei, from the international situation and national events to the short star gossip in the parents.

"No! I didn't have a girlfriend in college......"

Li Sao denied it very sincerely.

"It can't be! Are there so many female students at the University of Technology and Business? ”

The driver's uncle had a look of obvious disbelief.

"How many gold bars do you have in the bank?"

Li Sao blocked him back with a word.

"But you're so handsome?"

"So I don't think there's a girl who deserves me."

Li Shao's faint words instantly made the chatty driver uncle speechless.

"Crazy boy!"

After two traffic lights, the driver's uncle gave a thumbs up to Li Shao, the co-pilot, "I have the style of the year!" I think back then, I was in the Lingjing Hutong, but this one was well-known! How many chicks are running after my ass, and I don't even take care of them. ”

"Master, it seems that you are also an old cannon! Why are you renting it out now? ”

Li Sao smiled and asked.

"Young man! Do you think I drive a taxi to make money? ”

It seemed that he had been waiting for Li Sao's words for a long time, and the driver uncle smiled proudly.

"Or else? Experience life? ”

"Sort of! Otherwise, how boring it is to look at thirty houses at home all day long! ”

Ooh!

Hearing this, Li Sao understood.

It's a demolition house.

Fancy pretending!

Thirty houses, in the imperial capital, ordinary people can't earn it in ten lifetimes.

At this time, Li Sao saw carefully, this driver uncle is also sassy enough!

Snack: 46 points

From this moment on, Li Sao began to focus on him from the casual conversation with him just now, ready to fight back and plunder the riots on him.

Seeing that Li Shao, a handsome young man, seemed to be shocked, the driver's master regained the confidence to chat: "My ancestors have been honest poor middle peasants for more than ten generations. But in my life, I was lucky! My house was demolished and divided into 30 suites. ”

Shameful flaunting of wealth!

I don't know if it's because of Xiao Zuoqiu, Li Sao is always jealous and jealous of these big dog owners who have been demolished.

"Thirty houses, all rented out. We also quit our jobs in state-owned enterprises, and ate and slept at home with my wife every day, and slept and ate......"

The driver's uncle said very devotedly, "But such a day is not a human life, and thieves are boring." So, in order to find something to do for myself, I asked those tenants to pay rent by staggering every month, so that at least they had something to do every day, and they went to collect rent one by one, and when they met 31 days a month, they could give themselves a vacation......"

"Poof! You're doing this enough......"

Hearing the driver's self-destructive operation, Li Sao found that the system also showed that the driver's uncle's operation had 6 sao points.

"What is this? Collecting rent isn't fun either. Those tenants are small white-collar workers, who either go to work every day, or hide in the house and play with their mobile phones, which is not fun at all. It's cool to open a rental! You can meet a lot of completely different people every day......"

The more the driver spoke, the more energetic he became, and he continued to blow, "Young man! You say that I have 30 houses, and my savings are millions, and the house price will rise as much as I like, and the stock will fall as much as the goes, because I don't buy it!

I have a car and a house, I have my own taxi, I have my own business, I am my own boss, how much freedom I want. No one can command me but my father! ”

It was at this time that Li Sao said lightly: "Turn right ahead!" ”

"Okay!"

As soon as the driver's uncle turned the steering wheel, he turned to the right.

But Li Sao heard the pleasant prompt sound of the system.

【Drop! The system has detected a wave of anti-riot operations of the host, and the riot point is being plundered! Loot a total of 46 points. Plunder over! 】

Turning into Tongjie North Road and arriving at the door of the Saoshe Hotel, Li Sao paid 31 taxi fares, feeling that this taxi is worth it!

also countered an additional 46 riot points.

However, when he walked into the house, he felt the deep sympathy from the dozen or so uncles in the entire hall.

"This young man, he can't do it at a young age?"

"Poor yo! It's a pity that he's so handsome! ”

"It seems that we are not the worst, I can't do it after I am forty years old......"

"Tut-tut...... Soon, the doctor will arrive, and we'll let this lad see it first! ”

……

Young?

Not really?

No, your sister!

From the strange eyes of the uncles, Li Sao knew that they regarded themselves as "patients".

"Li Sao, you can be regarded as back. You...... Explain to these big brothers, we are really not a hospital here, and we can't treat diseases. ”

Seeing Li Sao coming in, Sister Qiao hurriedly greeted her.

At this time, the uncles realized that Li Sao was not coming to see a doctor like them, but the small owner of this Saoshe Hotel.

"Hey! Boy, we only found it after reading your advertisement. Don't it's not a phishing ad, right? ”

"That's right! You're obviously a hotel, really...... Can it really cure us? ”

"If you don't give us an explanation today, we won't leave so easily."

……

Seeing that the Lord was coming, the uncles began to rebuke him.

"Everyone, don't be impatient! I can assure you that what is advertised is true. Our hotel does have the ability to help you improve that aspect, but it's just ...... We don't do it through doctors or medicine, but ...... Staying with us is a qualitative leap! ”

……