After hearing Su Yunming's words, Yue Yunkun was stunned.

He lowered his head and snapped his fingers, looking suspicious of life.

And Su Yunming was still talking over there: "What kind of straw boat are you borrowing arrows, three dozen Zhujiazhuang, and four bottomless pits......"

"Three dozen Zhujiazhuang?" Hearing this, Yue Yunkun came back to his senses and said with a look of disbelief: "Could it be that Zhu Yingtai was rescued and turned into a butterfly, right?!" ”

"Why did you turn into a butterfly again?"

This time it was Su Yunming's turn to be stunned.

"What are you backing!"

Yue Yunkun looked disgusted: "Don't say it yet, I'll tell you again!" Remember, you can't fight together! ”

"Why?"

"There's no why, this is the same person!"

"Doesn't he fight?"

Su Yunming paused, a little confused.

"There's no way to fight, how can he fight alone!" Yue Yunkun said angrily.

As soon as Su Yunming heard this, he immediately said with an innocent face: "I think the biggest enemy in life is myself!" ”

"Hahaha~"

"Good!"

"That's right!"

There was a commotion from the audience, and the applause and cheers resounded throughout the stage.

When this sentence was spoken, let alone the audience, the cross talk actors sitting next to him all laughed.

Even Cao Yunshui, the villain, was happy.

"Can you manage it?"

Su Yunming was also arrogant.

"You don't have to read a book, you've got it all."

Yue Yunkun was also helpless by Su Yunming's words, and said that to Su Yunming.

"Besides, with my image and temperament, can I watch those things that are always fighting and killing?" Su Yunming said as he gestured up and down with himself.

"You've got to look at some archaeological data, this is."

Yue Yunkun held his hands in a cage, and just put his two hands in the sleeves of his coat: "Go back and dig yourself out." ”

"My favorite thing to watch is the stuff of talented and beautiful people."

Su Yunming said with a smile, his voice was soft, and he really regarded himself as a talented and beautiful woman.

"Oh, don't be disgusted with me."

As soon as Yue Yunkun heard this, he couldn't hide his hand, and covered his heart with one hand, and said to Su Yunming.

"Hahaha~"

"Xiao Yueyue's damage is really okay!"

"Yue Yunkun: It's okay if you like it, but it's your fault that you're so disgusting that I'm wrong."

The audience burst into laughter, if you just look at Su Yunming, it would be okay, but with the way he performed today, it really made people have nothing to say.

"I'll give you the simplest example."

Seeing that Yue Yunkun didn't believe it, Su Yunming planned to raise a chestnut.

Yue Yunkun continued to lose, with a disgusted expression: "You are still a talented and beautiful woman like this." ”

"My favorite thing to watch."

Yue Yunkun: "What book?" ”

"Golden ......"

"The Twelve Hairpins?" Before Su Yunming finished speaking, Yue Yunkun immediately answered.

"Yes!"

Su Yunming nodded hurriedly.

After nodding, he wiped his forehead fiercely, and this time he shook out two or two sweats.

"Hahaha~"

"I dare to say that the first thing he thought of was definitely not "The Twelve Hairpins of Jinling"!"

"It can't be Jin Moumei, right?"

"I guess so!"

"Just look at Su Yunming's nervous look!"

……

Just because of Su Yunming's change of words, the people in the audience even started to talk about it.

The girls are okay, where several men sit together, there will be an exclamation from a certain Mei.

"The Twelve Hairpins of Jinling" is also called "Dream of Red Mansions"" Su Yunming still showed off.

Yue Yunkun nodded: "That's right." ”

"Look at "Dream of Red Mansions", oh it's so good! The Cao Xueqin in it, how well written. ”

Yue Yunkun stopped again: "This is the author, no longer in the book." ”

"Hahaha~"

Seeing that Su Yunming was still stunned there, Yue Yunkun said angrily: "Good guy, just look at the title page together, and take a look, yo, there is Cao Xueqin!" Smack, the book closes, right? ”

"Why am I just looking at the title page?" Su Yunming said unconvinced, but there was no confidence in his tone.

Yue Yunkun pouted: "What the hell is this?" ”

"Cao Xueqin, I like this person!"

In a word, the matter about Cao Xueqin was rounded back by Su Yunming.

"Hmm!"

"Author, Cao Xueqin!" Su Yunming started the introduction mode: "Good guy, the family was very rich when he was young, and then the family fell into the middle. ”

didn't say a word, Yue Yunkun would still be there.

Thinking about making him not too lonely to say alone, the road in the future will no longer be lonely......

"In my later years, I could only survive by selling books and selling red and celery."

Su Yunming looked like he knew very well, and he was selling the only remaining knowledge in his stomach: "Later, it was rumored that the clay man Zhang, Xueqin Cao ......"

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yue Yunkun, "You wait, wait!" ”

"Where did you see this selling red and celery?" Yue Yunkun pulled one of Su Yunming's sleeves and asked.

As soon as Su Yunming heard this, he explained to Yue Yunkun: "Snow celery Cao, red in the snow, celery!" He's got to live, this ......."

"It's called Cao Xueqin, and it's a small trader, right?" Yue Yunkun looked at Su Yunming with interest.

"I'm thinking so."

Su Yunming was a little anxious, and wanted to talk casually to cover up his weakness.

"You, you haven't read this book." Yue Yunkun finally understood, and said to the point: "I haven't seen it at all!" ”

"Why haven't I seen it!" Su Yunming is now a dead duck with a hard mouth.

"You don't remember exactly!" Yue Yunkun hit.

In order to defend himself, Su Yunming thought for a while, and suddenly said: "Hey, there is another word in it that I remember very clearly!" ”

Yue Yunkun: "A word? ”

""Vain Eyebrows", do you tell me if there is "Vain Eyebrows"?"

"You just mentioned this, and the theme song of the TV series adaptation uses it!" Yue Yunkun nodded and acknowledged.

"Yes, it's nice to compose a song."

"Hmm."

Yue Yunkun nodded in agreement.

"And before this singing, there are four more final verses."

Yue Yunkun: "Is that called a set poem?" That's to recite four verses of poetry. ”

"Hahaha~"

The audience was happy again.

"This tells us that if we don't study hard, then someone will stop you from saying anything."

"What if you study hard?"

"Then you can only be a joke~"

"Brother, I think you can go up and say a paragraph!"

……

"These four lines of poetry are very good, and the recitation is very good."

Yue Yunkun: "Recitation? Can you miss it? ”

"Then I'll have one?"

Su Yunming waved his hand, shook his sleeves, cleared his throat again, his face became solemn for a moment, and he opened his mouth and said: "What's that~What's that~What's that~What's that!" ”

The tone of the mouth is also constantly changing, and if you change it a little, it will really be a successful recitation.

"Good!" Yue Yunkun shouted hello.

"Ashamed, ashamed, ashamed!" Su Yunming clenched his fists and arched his hands, and the smile on his face was even more uncontrollable.

"Your poem is all-encompassing!" Yue Yunkun gave a thumbs up and praised Su Yunming: "Full of imagination!" ”

"What do you want!"

Su Yunming said with a smile on his face.