Chapter 65: It Was an Illusion! [2, ask for recommendation votes]

Originally, Yue Yunkun was still looking forward to it, but he never expected that Su Yunming would read such a thing after pretending to be for so long!

"I don't think I can communicate with you!"

Yue Yunkun said with a shocked expression.

"I mainly want you to listen to this recitation." Su Yunming also felt a little embarrassed, and said with a red face.

Yue Yunkun didn't believe in this evil, and pouted: "Good guy, you have no words, right?" ”

"Don't we mainly talk about this "Vain Eyebrows"."

Su Yunming's explanation is also reasonable.

"Is there a word for "Vain Eyebrows"?"

Yue Yunkun was afraid that he would be speechless, so he asked first.

"There are words, and they sound so good when they come out."

Hearing this, Yue Yunkun was afraid that Su Yunming was coming to a 'recitation', so he couldn't help but say, "Then should I let you come, or shouldn't I let you come!" ”

"Not this time! Listen up! ”

Su Yunming cleared his throat, and then opened his voice: "One is Langyuan Immortal~"

Yue Yunkun nodded this time: "It's right." ”

"One is beautiful jade flawless~"

Yue Yunkun exclaimed: "How beautiful the writing is! ”

"One carries the burden...... And one of them he led ...... horse."

Yue Yunkun couldn't listen to it, and directly pushed Su Yunming: "Go, go!" ”

"No, why are you pushing me, you say you're a person."

Su Yunming walked back and muttered.

"I just can't take it anymore." Yue Yunkun was a little angry when he heard this.

"What's wrong?"

Yue Yunkun: "This is "Vain Eyebrows"? ”

"Hmm." Su Yunming nodded.

"Baoyu and Daiyu in front. Behind the eight precepts, sand monks? Yue Yunkun said in disbelief.

"It's not in sync, it's blooming."

"Hahaha~"

"I know this thing is holding it!"

"Blossom blossom!"

"What nonsense, just apologize and it's over!"

……

The audience listened to it with great pleasure below, and it felt like it was really enjoyable to sit here and listen to cross talk.

Yue Yunkun: "Come on, I'll tell you." ”

"Didn't I just read these books recently?"

Yue Yunkun: "Have you just read this book?" ”

"The more familiar you are, the less you may look at it! After all, those who drown know how to water! ”

Speaking of these big truths, Su Yunming opened his mouth...... Forget it, let's do it!

Yue Yunkun put his gloves together again, with a strange look: "Oh, you actually said the words on the Analects, look at it." ”

"I've not been reading some other, less familiar books lately."

Yue Yunkun asked, "What book are you reading?" ”

"For example, I've been watching this "Classic of Mountains and Seas" recently! Have you heard of it? ”

Su Yunming said, seeing Yue Yunkun turn his face, he continued to ask: "Have you heard of the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"? ”

After speaking, Su Yunming broke his fingers there alone and carried it back.

"At the beginning of people, nature is good, sex is similar, and Xi is far away......"

"This is called the Classic of Mountains and Seas?" Yue Yunkun pointed at Su Yunming and asked.

"What is this called?" Su Yunming turned around and saw Yue Yunkun's big face.

"This is called the "Shan Zi Jing"!" Yue Yunkun gritted his teeth and said,

"What scripture?" Su Yunming asked still on stage.

"The Three Character Classic, but also the Classic of Mountains and Seas."

"Isn't it a myth?"

Yue Yunkun: "Yes, that's right. ”

"You just read the four famous books, I can't remember it clearly! Good guy, watch "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" directly this time? Yue Yunkun said in shock.

"Well, what's wrong with me watching the Classic of Mountains and Seas?" Su Yunming said.

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas" This is the classical of the pre-Qin period, and the text is condescending! Can you come here? Yue Yunkun was a little incredulous.

"What did you just say?"

Su Yunming suddenly became a little confused, and asked rhetorically.

Yue Yunkun was stunned for a moment by asking these questions, and then reacted and said with a serious face: "You were a hallucination just now!" Yes, it's an illusion! ”

"Hahaha~"

"Laughing Su Yunming, helpless Yue Yunkun!"

"Poor Yue Yunkun~"

……

"I mainly read the story, you know? Look at the story. ”

Su Yunming had long lost the smile on his face, and seeing that the audience was still laughing, the effect was very good, but he hadn't finished speaking, so he hurriedly explained to himself: "I'll tell you a few stories and you'll understand." ”

"Hey, hey~" Yue Yunkunpi responded with a smile.

"You see if I've seen it! "Jingwei Reclamation"! ”

Yue Yunkun nodded: "Yo, it is contained in the "Great Wilderness Western Classic". ”

"I don't know where it is, I've seen this story anyway!" Su Yunming said.

Yue Yunkun: "Have you seen this story? ”

"There's one more, Jingwei Reclamation!"

Yue Yunkun: "Yes, yes!" ”

Speaking of this, Su Yunming suddenly shouted: "Big traitor! ”

Yue Yunkun was taken aback: "How can this be a big traitor?" ”

"Jingwei reclamation? This must be Jingwei's refuge in those Dongying people, and if you catch it, you will just press it down to know. ”

"Oh...... This "Jingwei Reclamation" is considered to be the reclamation of Wang XX? Yue Yunkun suddenly realized.

"You know? Come up and press down! ”

Su Yunming said again and pressed down with his hand: "Come up and press down, come up and press down!" Reclamation. ”

After the performance, Su Yunming turned around and asked, "Haven't you seen this?" ”

"I'm really, I can't help it!"

Yue Yunkun tried his best to keep his face calm: "I'll tell you, it's not that I'm a good teacher. ”

"Jingwei, it's not Wang xx!"

Yue Yunkun nodded and explained to Su Yunming: "She is the daughter of the Sun God Emperor Yan, and her nickname is Nuwa'er!" ”

"Mending the sky, I know." Su Yunming interjected.

“…… That could be when I grow up! ”

Yue Yunkun continued: "When I was a child, my nickname was Nuwaer, and on this day I drove a small boat across the sea, overturned in the waves, and my soul was immortal, and I turned into a waterfowl named Jingwei, and I took a stone to fill the sea to predict this revenge, which is called "Jingwei Reclamation". ”

"Good!"

Yue Yunkun said a passage very quickly, quite a feeling, the people below listened to the words clearly, said well, and did not hesitate to applaud.

"Oh, after all, you're full of knowledge!" Su Yunming said, and touched Yue Yunkun's stomach with his hand.

Of course, he only dared to touch it.

This touch is real, making his stomach shake twice, and they can even save the burden to make the audience laugh.

Yue Yunkun hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

"I understand, Emperor Yan's woman is called Jingwei, one day I went rowing on the sea, rowing a wave, Jingwei looked, niania, the wind and waves are too big......"

"How can there be a rooster man here?" The smile on Yue Yunkun's face instantly froze, and he stopped Su Yunming and said.

"Isn't Emperor Yan a rooster man? Emperor Yan's Mausoleum is still a rooster. ”

"Hahaha~"

"This dialect is invincible!"

"Su Yunming's hometown is there!"

……

"You say that spoils the beauty of myths!" Yue Yunkun said to Su Yunming.

"I'm respecting historical facts!" Su Yunming's face was expressionless, but he spoke confidently.

Yue Yunkun: "You don't remember this clearly. ”

"That's it, anyway." Su Yunming shook his hand: "I remember everything else very clearly!" ”

Yue Yunkun: "What else?" ”

"Widows chasing the sun, there's always there, right?" Su Yunming spread his hands and said.

"Hahaha~"

"I knew he wasn't right!"

"That's awesome!"

"Which one is strong with crooked teammates, Yun Ming is crazy in Deyun Club!"

"Upstairs 666......"

"Su Yunming's cross talk really didn't say anything, a word stick!"

"It's very good, there are so many funny places~"

"In the future, Su Yunming will change his name to the big illiterate, hahaha~"