78 I'll go, and the legendary immortals jump
Just accepted the abbot's affection, and the little Taoist priest couldn't refute his intentions. Besides, it was not the coquettish Li Xishi who invited him this time, but her brother-in-law Chen Erlang. He wasn't the only one who was going to go, three in all. The place I went to was not Li Tong's house, but the Chen family, a well-known wealthy businessman in Sanhe County.
When they arrived at the Chen family, the Chen family really started to do the law, but the scale was a little smaller. So the little Taoist priest and other Taoist priests together, got up the altar and recited the mantra and walked Yubu, and got busy.
Busy until sunset, Chen Erlang invited the little Taoist priest into the inner hall, saying that his father had something to ask for advice. The little Taoist priest answered, and followed the servant who led the way to the inner courtyard.
When he arrived at a courtyard, the servant only said that he did not dare to enter the master's room, and told the little Taoist priest to go by himself, and a maidservant greeted him at the door.
This is common sense. The little Taoist priest called twice at the door, but no maid came out. When he looked back, he saw that the servant had also departed. There was no way, the little Taoist priest had to push the door in by himself.
But the more you go inside, the more wrong it feels, how does this feel like a boudoir! The little Taoist priest knew that something was wrong, and he turned around and was about to flee.
But it was too late.
There was a charming smile at the door, it was that Li Xishi!
The little Taoist priest regretted and hated it in his heart. He kept being careful, but he didn't expect that he still got on the road.
It's not that he is not smart enough, it's that he never imagined that there are such shameless people in this world!
There is such a shameless woman who dares to seduce a Taoist priest on the day of her husband's new funeral!
There are even such shameless men who helped their sister-in-law to seduce the Taoist priest on the day of his eldest brother's new funeral!
The little Taoist priest turned around sharply, his body was shocked, and his eyes were all the same.
That Li Xishi was standing at the door. She was only dressed in a pink silk dress.
The silk garment is very light! As a result, the places on a woman's body that should not be exposed are faintly revealed, as if as long as you exert force, you can see it through.
She is a beauty, and when she wears this again, she wears a silk dress that is more tempting than not wearing it, and that kind of temptation is ......
How can that kind of temptation be withstood by a little Taoist priest who has never experienced personnel and whose yang energy is extremely vigorous? Almost instantly, he was snorting heavily and his whole body was hot!
Li Xishi smiled and walked over. When walking, the silk clothes are tight, which makes the little Taoist almost crazy. His whole body seemed to be on fire, and his reason had long since been lost there.
When he got closer, Li Xishi was suddenly stunned and exclaimed, "Okay, what a majestic man." He looks so handsome and so majestic. Dear, the slave family loves you to death, I really love you to death. ”
Her face was flushed, and she couldn't wait to reach out and touch under the little Taoist.
This action woke up the little Taoist priest like lightning, and he instinctively flashed back, making the slut feel empty.
Li Xishi gasped and shouted, "What are you hiding from?" Come on, and the slave family is happy. ”
After all, the little Taoist priest has a pure temperament and a firm Taoist heart, and after he came to his senses, he immediately avoided his eyes to the side, not daring to look at her, he shouted: "What is this lady doing?" ”
Li Xishi regretted seeing this, and hated himself for being too eager. At that moment, she said in a flattering voice: "The slave family wants to ask Dao Ye for advice." ”
The little Taoist priest took a few steps back, but didn't look at her, and said coldly, "What do you ask?" ”
Li Xishi's voice seemed to be dripping water: "Please consult the double cultivation Dafa!" I heard that this double cultivation prolongs life and works very well. Dao Ye, good Dao Ye, come, come, you teach the slave family well, and the slave family will definitely cooperate well. Discipline the Taoist and ascend to heaven. ”
As she spoke, she couldn't hold back any longer, so she threw herself at the little Taoist.
The little Taoist priest was furious and dodged away. In his anger, when he looked at this woman again, he no longer felt that she was beautiful, but only that this face was really hateful, shameful, and hateful!
He shouted, "You have to respect yourself! Husband's new funeral, you dare to do such a thing. As a woman, do you still have shame? ”
Seeing that he didn't obey, he scolded again, and Li Xishi's face suddenly sank: "Go, you Taoist priest, you are so rude." This is the boudoir of the slave family, you Taoist priest don't stay in the front yard, what are you doing in the boudoir of the slave family? Say, "What is your intention?" ”
As soon as the little Taoist's mind turned, he thought about the front and back of the matter. He sneered: "If I say that it was Chen Erlang who asked me, and then a servant led the way and brought me here, I think no one would admit it." ”
"Dao Ye is so smart." Li Xishi smiled proudly: "Naturally, no one will admit it." This is unfounded, and you did appear in my boudoir, even if you have ten mouths, you can't tell you about it. Master Dao, this trespass into the inner house, a yin * girl, is a serious crime. Not to mention, I'm still a dignified daughter. ”
The little Taoist priest said in a deep voice: "What do you want? ”
One of Li Xishi's hands touched the little Taoist's face and touched it carefully. So her face turned even redder. breathing, heavier: "Didn't the slave family say it, please teach the slave family double cultivation Dafa." If you teach well, the slave family will be rewarded. If you refuse to teach, hehe, don't blame the slave family for being ruthless! ”
The little Taoist priest unceremoniously knocked off her hand: "Hugh scares me." If you want to do this, you must hide it from others, so there must be no one else in this boudoir. You're a woman, I'm a man, if I want to run, can you stop me? ”
Li Xishi smiled and said, "Master Dao, you are a man, and I am a woman." A woman can't eat a man, but a man can eat a woman. No woman in the slave family is afraid, what are you afraid of? The slave family asked himself in Tongchuan Mansion, and he is also a beauty second to none, Daoye, can you really bear to run? ”
The little Taoist priest didn't bother to pay attention to her, and he was about to run when he raised his legs. Li Xishi said angrily: "You dare! If you run, I'll scream. What's the use of you running out of the Chen Mansion? At that time, the officers and soldiers of the entire Tongchuan Mansion will come to chase you. ”
The little Taoist priest stopped and said, "You don't dare to scream. I can be shameless, and you can be shameless, but the dignified judgment of adults must be faceless. What your reputation is, the whole city knows. It's okay to get into it, let alone something like this now? If you really want to make trouble, your father won't be able to spare you first. ”
Li Xishi sighed: "Master Dao, you are really smart. Yes, no matter how bold the slave family is, they can't afford to bear the responsibility of fornicating with a Taoist priest on the day of their husband's new funeral. In this way, this sincerity of the slave family, Dao Ye really doesn't have to accept it? ”
"No!" The little Taoist priest said categorically.
"Hey," Li Xishi sighed again: "As the saying goes, a twisted melon is not sweet." Since Dao Ye insisted on refusing, the slave family would not force it. You and I will say goodbye to each other, and there will be a period later. ”
After speaking, Li Xishi gave a blessing and really turned around and left through the back door.
Hehe, this woman is very lustful! The little Taoist priest, who thought he had seen through her reality, paced out from the door.
Unexpectedly, when he went out, he saw more than a dozen officials under the leadership of a young boy, surrounding him.
The young man pointed at him and shouted, "Catch this traitor who has broken into the inner house and has bad intentions!" ”
Trespassing into the inner house, with bad intentions, as soon as he heard this, the little Taoist priest knew that he was really careless this time.
The crime of misintentions is naturally much lighter than the crime of yin * girl. But the so-called intention, that is, if it does not succeed, the damage to the reputation is slight. If it works well, that slut may be able to win a reputation for "facing traitors, being indomitable, and defending innocence to the death".
But as long as he is arrested in the name of the government, does it matter how serious this crime is? When it comes to their territory, it's not up to them to decide.
Really, such a vicious woman, such a deep scheming!
Now what?
At this time, these officials have not yet been surrounded, and if they want to escape, the little Taoist priest should have fifty percent certainty to escape. But what if you escape? It would have been miserable if the slut had moved her father to go to sea to catch paperwork.
In his thoughts, the little Taoist priest shouted in a deep voice: "What is the noise, didn't you see this Taoist master catching ghosts here?" ”
The young man led the crowd to surround him: "Heh, ghost hunting? Ghost hunting in my sister's boudoir? ”
With a wave of his hand, he was about to order the person to be taken down, but the little Taoist priest preemptively said, "Bad intentions? What's wrong? Greedy for money? The poor road has a piece of broken silver on his body. Coveting beauty? Before the poor road entered, no one even shouted seven or eight times. You wait until you go in now, and if there is a female dependent, you will confess this sin. If no one is here, hehe, there are a lot of dignitaries and nobles who are known to the poor Dao, and you can't slander them casually! ”
As everyone knows, the Great Song Dynasty revered Taoism. Many Taoist priests have a high status, not to mention the officials' inner houses, and it is common to enter and leave the palace. As soon as the little Taoist priest said this, and said it so hard, those officials hesitated. Someone shouted: "Mrs. Li, Mrs. Li." ”
Naturally, no one responded. The little Taoist priest was very sure, the slut was dressed so lightly, he must have avoided it far away at this time. Otherwise, wouldn't it be fishy?
After a few more shouts, no one answered. An old man asked: "Li Yanei, do you see ......?"
Li Yanei? Come to think of it, this is Li Tongju's son, the slut's younger brother.
Li Yanei was furious: "Look at what, I said that if you catch it, you will arrest it, what's the matter, Zhang Zhutou, you don't listen?" ”
Zhang Zhutou gritted his teeth, waved his hand, and was about to take someone, when someone next to him shouted: "Wait." ”
Zhang Zhutou was relieved and responded: "Yes, always catch the head." ”
The chief catcher stepped forward and asked, "You Taoist priest, who have you deceived when you say that there are ghosts in broad daylight?" ”
The little Taoist priest replied indifferently: "Naturally, you can't see ghosts in broad daylight. But where a bit of a Taoist ghost stays, there will be some ghost spirit. There is a secret method in the poor Taoist sect, but this ghost can't hide the eyes of the poor dao. ”
The head catcher smiled gloomily: "So, you mean that Chen Dalang turned into a ghost after his death and refused to leave here?" ”
The little Taoist priest secretly sighed that this person was insidious, and he couldn't admit it. First, if he admits it so, it will be a great humiliation for the Chen family. The second is that there are several Taoist priests in the front yard, and he can't find a way to convince all the Taoist priests to prove that there is a ghost here, and it is Chen Dalang. Once this matter is pulled up, it will naturally be very detrimental to him.
When he was thinking about what to say, his eyes swept over Li Yanei, and he was stunned. After taking a closer look, I smiled at the moment.
He laughed and said, "Who said there are ghosts here?" This ghost is not haunted by the Chen family, but,"
He pointed his hand at Li Yanei's body and shouted, "It's him!" ”