The little Taoist priest replied, "My master said that he has all the skills, and if he only talks about the art of catching ghosts, I have learned ten out of ten. It's just that he is young and young and has not had enough experience, so he only has seven points of fire. ”

The drunken Taoist stared: "Seven points of fire, that's not similar to me." You're so arrogant, you're really ......" He endured and endured it, so he didn't scold.

The little Taoist priest explained: "I am the life of the Supreme Yang and the body of the Supreme Yang, and I am naturally the most suitable for cultivating the Thunder Law, so my cultivation is much faster than ordinary people. ”

The drunken Taoist was shocked: "The life of the sun, the body of the sun?" ”

He grabbed the little Taoist's hand, and after concentrating on the exercises, a stream of heat flowed from his palm like a snake, drilled into the little Taoist's Lao Gong acupoint, and invaded the dantian from the hand and yin pericardium.

Instinctively, the Taoist internal force in the little Taoist's body, who had been cultivating for more than ten years, greeted the thunder and lightning qi collected on weekdays, and the drunken Taoist's hand shook and immediately took off.

He exclaimed: "If you really practice the authentic Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Righteous Method, it is really deep internal strength, thunderous energy, brother is young, powerful, amazing!" That's much stronger than your master's age. ”

He was so happy that he poured a few more sips of wine. After two clicks, I found that the wine gourd was empty. So the face immediately collapsed, and it seemed to be dripping with bitterness.

When there was no wine to drink, the drunken Taoist chatted with the little Taoist.

This night, the little Taoist priest said a lot.

Speaking of Master's laziness, it is laziness to the extreme. Since he was four years old, he left half of the housework to him. Since he was seven years old, he has never been involved in any housework, and he has always been very picky. The rice was boiled, and the unburnt rice was eaten by himself, and the burnt rice was thrown to him to eat, regardless of how old he was at that time. One year, on a hot day, he lost his temper and didn't do the laundry. was forced to be ruthless, and when he looked at it, it had only been three days, and the pile of dirty clothes was taller than his people. The smell, tsk, he almost killed himself that time.

Speaking of Master's strictness, it is that homework is assigned every day. If you can't finish it, hehe, you are not allowed to eat or drink, you have to do your homework, and you have to do housework. It wasn't until he saw that he couldn't hold on anymore that he kindly rewarded him with a bowl of water! A few years ago, he said that he wanted to maintain his Yuanyang body, and he was paying attention to every minute and every second. As long as he felt that he was lustful, he didn't listen to his explanation at all, and the stick with thick calves smashed over his head.

Speaking of Master's goodness, hey, the man who was so lazy that he was too lazy to marry a wife actually adopted him for such a big trouble, and took care of him until he was seven years old. Drove him to catch ghosts, and he said that he would never make a move, and he would die if he died. But in fact, he hid in the neighborhood all night long, lest he have the slightest accident.

The two men talked like that for most of the night. When it comes to the ridiculous, laugh; Speaking of pathos, great compassion; Speaking of pity, crying.

The next day, after passing the hall, he went to the temple to recite the scriptures. The little Taoist priest felt that he couldn't live a day like this. It's just that since you are placing an order here, you have to abide by the rules here, don't you see that even the drunk Taoist people are pretending there?

Hey, he sighed in his heart: No wonder the master wants to take him to live in seclusion in Jiuyin Mountain, guarding so many rules every day, how can he have time to study Taoism?

After exiting the main hall, the little Taoist priest couldn't hold back any longer, found Qingmingzi, and arched his hand: "Brother Dao is merciful, take a moment." ”

Qingmingzi frowned, and replied with a word: "Say." ”

"There is a big horse in the poor road, tied to the temple, and he has not been fed horse food all night, and he asked the Taoist brother to do him a favor."

Hearing that he had a horse, Qingmingzi was shocked. Sichuan is mountainous and there are very few horses. If the people have horses, they are either rich or expensive. Only then did Qingmingzi know that this little Taoist priest was really not a poor Taoist who came here to eat and drink, so he immediately smiled and said, "Daoist friends are polite." Do your best to do what is within the bounds of the poor. ”

"Please bother Brother Dao again, my horse is a tall horse who is good at climbing mountains, and it is a little more delicate. In addition to the troublesome grass, feed three more liters of soybeans. ”

Hay is good to say, this grass and soybeans can cost a lot. Qingzi hesitated.

After this period of experience, the little Taoist priest was no longer the little Taoist priest who was completely ignorant of the world when he first came down the mountain, so he said: "The poor Taoist is disturbed a lot in your view, and I am willing to offer a few ingots of incense and fire money, and ask the senior brother to take it to the merit box." ”

Qingmingzi was overjoyed, and hurriedly led the way first, and then diligently took out the merit book. The little Taoist priest wrote down his name, took out two large ingots of silver, and handed them over.

Twenty or two hundred percent of silver, that's a lot. Qingmingzi smiled and blossomed, and immediately led the little Taoist priest into the abbot's room, and the abbot offered fragrant tea.

That's it, it's a compliment. Sure enough, money can make ghosts grind!

The little Taoist priest sighed in his heart, even such a place of pure cultivation has now become so worldly.

After exchanging Taoism with the abbot, the little Taoist priest said: "The old cultivator is compassionate, and the younger generation has something to ask for. ”

"Fellow Daoist, please speak."

"The younger generation Tianyi faction specializes in the art of ghost hunting, and because of the needs of cultivation, it urgently needs a place of extreme yin, but I don't know where it is? The old cultivator has a lot of knowledge, so please give me some advice. ”

The land of extreme yin is generally used to raise ghosts, what is this little Taoist priest going to do there? Could it be that he is an evil cultivator and can't help raising ghosts?

The abbot was puzzled, but for the sake of the silver, he still said, "This is really a coincidence. Ten days ago, my junior brother sent a message that a place of extreme yin had been discovered in Dazhou, where evil spirits were rampant. All over the state, people are panicking. The state government was forced to have no choice, and offered a huge amount of silver, saying that it would invite the master to remove the ghost. ”

This is really, someone sent a pillow when I was sleepy! The little Taoist priest was overjoyed and was about to get up and say goodbye.

"Fellow Daoists, slow down!" The abbot said: "Since it is a heavy reward from the state government, the matter of eliminating ghosts is naturally not something that anyone can get involved in." Daoist friends may wish to wait here for a few days, and when my junior brother comes back, I will communicate with him to see what the situation is over there, who will preside over this matter, and who can help bring it in. Daoyou rushed to it in such a hurry, I was afraid that I would have to run in vain. ”

The little Taoist priest thought about it, thought so, and immediately thanked him and left.

In the afternoon, just after the meal, Qingmingzi walked to the room and said loudly: "Early tomorrow morning, there will be a noble person doing a great Dharma service in this view. Who is familiar with the four scriptures of "Taishang Cave Xuanling Treasure Extinction Five Refining Corpse Sutra", "Taishang Cave Xuanling Treasure Sutra of Passing to Life and Saving Suffering", "Yuanyang Shangjuan Transcendence Relief Sutra", "Taishang Yuhua Cave Chapter Dialing the Death and Ascending to the Immortal Sutra", please help. ”

Pending orders here, there is something to help, there are six Taoists got up, the little Taoist thought about it, and also said "I will".

Qingmingzi thanked him, his cold eyes swept around the remaining Taoist priests, and he snorted coldly in his mouth.

On the second day, the refining ceremony begins. This ceremony was very huge, and the Taoist priests were busy all over the place. The little Taoist priest was also mixed in, reciting some scriptures.

At noon, the Lord's house arrived. The leader is a beautiful young woman.

She is only in her thirties, and her eyes are peach blossom eyes, and in the blink of a little, she is full of peach blossoms. That body is a charming body, the place where it should be fierce is fierce, and the place where it should be thin is naturally fine.

As the saying goes, "a woman should be pretty, a filial piety", this young woman is already delicate, a filial piety dress that should be solemn, and she has changed it, which is called a tight body, so Le's already attractive body is even more attractive.

Tempting, the young Taoist priests who chanted the scriptures sounded in unison, and there were sparks in their eyes. The young woman smiled charmingly and coquettishly when she saw this, and she looked very proud, and there was no trace of grief.

Only the little Taoist priest's voice is as usual, although this young woman is indeed beautiful, but compared with Xu Ruoxue and Rou'er, the difference is unreasonable.

The young woman noticed him, and her brow furrowed. When I saw his face, my eyes widened. Then, the peach blossom eyes blinked, and the mouth curled, revealing a flattering smile.

The voice of the little Taoist priest chanting the scriptures paused, he was not charmed by this young woman, but doubted, is his mind sober?

Today's event is obviously a funeral, and the dead are clearly her husband, why is she, the surviving person, so happy, and so coquettish?

Understood, you don't have to think about it to know how her husband died. It must be that there are too many green hats, and they are crushed to death.

Seeing that his voice was confused, the young woman misunderstood and smiled proudly. So the little Taoist priest was miserable.

For a whole afternoon and half an evening, the young woman was in front of her husband's spirit, in front of her in-laws, children, and brother-in-law, almost blatantly teasing the little Taoist. A wink flew in for a while, a smile for a while, and even a flying kiss when everyone was not paying attention.

When they got to the back, everyone looked at them with strange eyes, with an expression of looking at the "adulterer*".

Xiao Dao was extremely morale, hateful and angry, and he wanted to draw his long sword, split this slut into dozens of pieces, and throw it into the cave to feed the wolf. But he has nothing to do, the only thing he can do is to "look at the nose with his eyes, and look at his heart with his nose", posing as a virtuous person, intending to tell everyone with facts: She is cheap to her, and it has nothing to do with me.

finally survived until the end of the ceremony, and the little Taoist priest who was sitting on pins and needles fled back to the room in embarrassment.

The service is to be done for three days in a row. The next day, the little Taoist priest resolutely refused to go, and Qingmingzi did not want to force him.

Who knew that an hour later, Qingmingzi came over with a bitter face, and actually asked the little Taoist priest to go to the young woman's house to do things. The little Taoist priest resolutely refused, joking, isn't this a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?

Qingmingzi wanted to cry: "Brother Dao, please save the little brother." The young woman is the daughter of Li Tongju of Tongchuan Mansion, because she was born beautiful, she is known as 'Li Xishi', and she has been very liked by Li Tongju since she was a child. It's just going to her house to do a ritual service, what can be a big deal? If such a trivial matter does not go her way, she goes back to the house to cry, and Li Tongju will inevitably be furious. At that time, my three views will be in a catastrophe! ”

The little Taoist sneered: "Is it really just to do things?" ”

Qingmingzi looked left and right, lowered his voice and said: "Although Li Xishi is a little rude and willful, but after all, her husband is newly mourned, no matter how bold she is, she will never dare to act rashly at this time, and Brother Dao can put a hundred and twenty hearts." ”

The little Taoist priest retorted: "She doesn't dare to act recklessly? In front of her husband's spirit, she dared to behave so frivolously in front of her in-laws, what else would she not dare? ”

Later, no matter how Ren Qingmingzi persuaded and begged, the little Taoist priest just didn't allow it. Qingmingzi walked away.

Unexpectedly, half an hour later, the little Taoist priest finally had to go to Li Xishi's house. Because, the abbot himself begged for it.