Chapter 339: The Elder Who Sells the Miracle Medicine (Asking for Subscriptions, Asking for Recommendation Votes)
Just as President Maya traced back to his roots, using Hammer as an example to explore the topic of "how deeply does choosing the wrong neighbor child affect the baby", the former little Hammer and today's "old" Hammer are still chattering there.
"Tony went out to play with women, and I naturally went, Tony opened the grass, and I also learned, Tony tried 3p, 4p, how could I not give it a try? Tony skipped class, I skipped class, Tony got into a fight with his classmates, and I beat myself up at the table... I think I'm just 23 years old, it's the age of the prime, just because when I was a teenager, I learned to drink and play with women with Tony, my body is wasted, like a leaky ball, waste! ”
Speaking of this, Hammer began to cry to himself, "Now that I am the oldest student in Tech High School, I not only have to donate a lot of money to the school every year, but I also have to endure the ridicule of the whole school... Woo, now, now it's even worse, my privacy has been exposed by those two little, woo... They gave each of them a diamond necklace, and they were holding me and shouting 'honey, you're awesome', damn it, how can I see people? ”
"Well, Hammer, you don't have to worry about it at all, even if you don't do that, your reputation at school hasn't been lowered much." Joey patted Hammer on the back and comforted.
"Joey, really?" Hammer asked cautiously.
"Really!" Joey affirmed, "Although we have secretly laughed at you for a few days because of Pfeiffer and others, impotence does not lower your rating compared to your other 'strengths'. ”
"Woo, Joey, you're so sweet......" Hammer said.
Maya was speechless when she heard it, it's not that Joey said the wrong thing, in fact, all that Joey said is the truth, because, a full score in the exam can add points, but if you take a zero test, you can't get a negative score!
Receiving Joey's glance, Maya also hurriedly comforted her, and changed the topic: "Hammer, in fact, your personality is still very good, but your bright and outstanding stupid appearance covers your golden heart. The world misunderstands you, you're not born stupid, just because you chose the wrong study object, Tony really doesn't fit to be your role model... By the way, Hammer, the same generation as Tony, is only your father asking you to learn from Tony? ”
After being comforted by President Maya's words of not just praise or sarcasm, Hammer also returned to his previous indifferent expression of pampering and not being shocked - well, he has seen too much cynicism over the years, and he has already exercised a steely heart, but today he exposed the man's most secret pain in front of the two beautiful companions, which made him a little unstable.
After pondering for a moment, Hammer said seriously: "10 years ago, Tony's bastard was a nightmare for all his peers in our generation, and you know that although public opinion in the United States is promoting anti-intellectualism, it is all a lie to the common people, and for those of us, the more talented our children are, the better." And Tony is undoubtedly the genius who is most in line with the values of high society, not me, many of my peers are asked to learn from Tony. ”
"Well, then all of you... I mean, are you the only one who is so miserable? Maya asked.
"Uh, am I miserable? Well, it's kind of miserable... But it looks like I'm really not the worst, hahaha......"
Hammer suddenly laughed as he spoke, "Sure enough, there is no comparison, there is no happiness, at least I'm still studying hard, Edward, he is a repeater like me, but he dropped out of school before he graduated from elementary school, haha, and Julian, that kid is still locked up in St. John's Drug Rehabilitation Center, well, I can go see him this weekend... By the way, I almost forgot poor Sam, alas, why can't I think about it like this, at a young age, I was admitted to Boston University of Technology, and I actually committed suicide by jumping off a building, alas...... I think back then, we also formed an anti-Stark Steel Alliance, everyone made an appointment to isolate Tony together, not to talk to him or play with him, who knows, Tony went directly to Massachusetts, so Tony is really a bastard......"
Watching Hammer reminisce about the past and scold Tony, a big embarrassment faintly appeared on President Maya's forehead.
At the same time, she also secretly rejoiced, look at how unpopular Tony is, compared to herself, we are also geniuses since childhood, but everyone is truly obedient to their pomegranate skirts, everyone worships and loves themselves... In that respect, my EQ is much higher than Tony's, hahaha......
Well, a certain elder has completely forgotten the scene when he punched his little pot friend and kicked his male classmates to convince people.
"Hey, Hammer, we're talking a little far!"
Maya knocked on the glass window and reminded her of the old story: "Hammer, since your body is no longer good, I recently researched a pill that can definitely help you a lot, do you want to try it?" ”
"Isn't it, Maya, did you really come up with that medicine?" Joey asked in surprise.
Maya nodded, and continued to ask Hammer, "Not only can I increase the duration... Well, I guess, it can be extended by half an hour, and at the same time, it can also greatly improve sperm motility. ”
Watching Maya, a little beauty, seriously sell that medicine to herself, Hammer, a man in his twenties, was a little embarrassed.
Immediately, he changed the subject and asked, "Maya, I know you've been in the lab lately, but aren't you doing cloning experiments?" How to study the beginning of spring... What about medicine? ”
"Oh, you don't know!"
Maya sighed and explained, "After all, we are only a small high school club here, and we can't set up our own biospecimen breeding center like a large laboratory... Joey, do you have a department dedicated to managing biological experiment samples? ”
"Yes, there is a guinea pig breeding plant in Queens, which we use not only for our own use, but also for other labs. If you don't clone pigs, but mice, you can provide experimental materials for free by our company. ”
It's not that mice can't be done, but where are the big animals in mice that can cause more sensations?
Maya continued: "I always take samples from pig farms in the suburbs, but there are only three boars on the pig farm, and not every time I have a sample. To do this, I spent a few weeks slowly developing a drug that can both stimulate the secretion of sex hormones and improve sperm motility... That's how the baby pig in Helen's belly came, and as you can see, all 10 babies are very strong at the moment, which shows that my medicine is very useful and harmless! ”
Joey and Hammer look at Maya with their mouths wide open, as if they were looking at a monster.
Halfway through, Hammer asked with difficulty, "The aphrodisiac you developed for breeding pigs now wants to use it for me?" 166 Reading Network