"Maya, it's all because of you, you ruthlessly rejected Simon, he couldn't stand that blow, so, that's why I arranged that for him... Lying on the body. ”

Looking at the stunned Maya president, Hammer seemed to be more confident, so he continued: "Simon is a poor and simple child, as his big brother, I naturally have to comfort him who has fallen out of love... And the best way to solve the problem of broken love is undoubtedly to develop a new relationship, and naturally, I called the famous hot girl in school... How do you know which one is right for you? ”

MMP, what you say is so reasonable, and it is especially reasonable to say that you are obscene and promiscuous.

"Wait a minute, Hammer!" Maya took off her mask and asked suspiciously: "Simon Williams did confess to me, but I have already made it very clear, I chose to be his instructor because I am the president of the Glory Society, and I must choose one person to make up the class, choose Simon instead of others, and it is also because his home is in Manhattan, which is the closest to my home!" ”

Speaking of this, Maya turned to Joey again, "I already explained it so clearly at the time, and my tone was very gentle, isn't it too much?" ”

Before Joey could answer, Hammer interjected and said: "Maya, don't forget, in the past, when you rejected others, you had to comfort the male classmates with a sentence 'You are a very good person, but we are not suitable', which the whole school knows, but when you reject Simon, you say bluntly and nakedly, 'I don't like you, and it is close to home to help you make up for your lessons'...... You treat it so differently, can Simon not think about it? My poor little brother always thought he had done something wrong! ”

Damn, just because of this?

Could it be that the soothing effect of the "good guy card" is really so powerful? Just because I said "You're a good person" less, that Simon was depressed?

At this time, Joey also felt a little painful, she patted her forehead, and said helplessly: "Since I was a child, I knew that Simon was a person who liked to think too much, but he was a boy and a high school student, why was he still so slender and sensitive?" ”

"Let me think about it, I'm a little confused." Maya sorted out her thoughts and asked suspiciously, "Hammer, that night, Simon was also promiscuous on his body, right?" How can such a person become an innocent little virgin in your mouth? ”

Hammer was surprised when he heard this: "Simon is really innocent, but is innocence very contradictory to playing with women?" ”

Speaking of this, Hammer's face was slightly red, and he lowered his head and whispered: "Actually, in fact, I am also a very innocent boy, and I also yearn for pure love. ”

"Vomit ......"

The elder didn't vomit when he saw her waving his hand, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, Hammer, I'm doing an experiment, don't disgust me." ”

"How does this disgust you?"

Hammer said righteously: "I'm sloppy, I'm promiscuous, I'm foolish, but I know I'm still a good boy with pure feelings!" ”

“holy shit ！ I'm disgusting! ”

The Elder takes 100,000 critical damage and continues to lose ......

Seeing that Maya and Joey were both staring at him with a shit look, Hammer was also embarrassed, and defended in a low voice: "I used to be a bastard with a chaotic private life, but now I really rarely fuck women anymore, last time it was just to help Simon, you have to believe me." ”

"I believe it!" Maya and Joey said at the same time.

Now it was Hammer's turn to be surprised, and he asked in surprise, "Well, what do you say?" Do you really believe me? ”

Joey nodded and said directly, "Remember our previous topic?" Not only do we know you attended Simon's party, but we also know how poor you were that night... Hahaha, I'm sorry, I, I'm really not making fun of you, Hammer, sorry, hahaha......"

Seeing Joey's appearance, and then at Maya's strange and pitiful eyes, Hammer suddenly thought of a possibility, "You, you, you, you are, what do you mean?" ”

Joey patted Hammer's shoulder comfortingly, directly breaking Hammer's last bit of luck, and said: "Since you are promiscuous, that means that you are not the only one involved, at least all your female companions know... I'm sorry, but Michelle and Pfeiffer have spread the word about it to the girls in the school. ”

Hammer bowed his head, was silent for a moment, and asked in a trembling voice, "What is this thing about?" What do you all know? What did Michelle and Pfeiffer say to those two sluts? ”

Joey shook his head and sighed: "Alas, Hammer, don't blame Michelle and them, people rushed over to participate in your party, but you only lasted 30 seconds, uh, three people for a total of 30 seconds, people are not satisfied, so naturally they want to vent, so your business is known to everyone." Moreover, Michelle also has a point, she advises everyone, let's watch out for you... Everyone is looking for fun, if you can't, don't let people be disappointed! ”

No, you can't, no, you can't......

Hammer had only these few voices playing in an infinite loop in his head at this time, and the whole person was square.

"Tony, damn Tony!" Hammer, who was originally silent, suddenly jumped to his feet and scolded: "It's all because of Tony, it's because of him that I'm what I am now." ”

"Uh, this pot Tony can't carry it, right?" Maya defended her old fellow Tony: "Tony has always liked women, what is wrong with him?" ”

"No, it's Tony's to blame!" Hammer gritted his teeth and said: "My dead ghost old bean let me learn like Tony, I am filial and obedient, although I am unwilling, but in the end I still take Tony as an example and learn from his every move...... Since then, the simple me has never returned, and I have fallen into the sound of dogs and horses and cannot extricate myself... It's Tony, who, at the age of 12, triumphantly boasted that he had become the best intern... Alas, he deliberately seduced me, ever since I broke my vows at the age of 12... Alas, the sea was once difficult to turn into water! ”

MMP, this is the first time that President Maya has secretly cursed MMP in his heart.

Old Hammer asked you to learn Tony because he wanted you to learn Tony's spirit of character and learning, diligence and hard work...... Hey, no, did Tony's thing study hard?

As for character, Tony is an arrogant, venomous man, he didn't make any friends during school, and if he didn't fight with old Howard, even if it was for the sake of his mother's face, filial piety naturally couldn't be talked about.

Well, it seems that Hammer is so miserable, it's really not his own problem, and of course, this pot can't be dumped on Tony.

After all, it was still Old Hammer's question, why did he choose such a study object for his son?

Tony in the Saunian era was simply useless except for his amazing talent, what did old Hammer let little Hammer learn from him? Talent? Sorry, talent really can't be learned.

Therefore, even if you want to choose a "child who leads the family" for your baby, you have to look at it, and today's Hammer is the best negative teaching material. 166 Reading Network