This world is so wonderful, or rather...... Heaven is a good reincarnation, if you don't believe it, look up, who will the sky forgive!

That day, Li Sao was in the house, listening to his mother-in-law's wall, and today he came to his mother-in-law's house...... It's the other way around.

Knowing that Xiao's father and Xiao's mother were preparing to eavesdrop outside the door of the room, Li Shao would certainly not be so obedient.

And, why do you want to call yourself?

When you do this kind of thing, aren't they all called women?

A big man yourself!

Ahh......h

What kind of system is it called?

So...... Don't scream!

You can't call it!

"Li Shao, do you know that my parents are listening outside. If you don't cooperate with me, they won't believe that we are a real husband and wife......" Xiao Zuoqiu said step by step.

However, Li Sao pursed his mouth and said, "We are not a real husband and wife!" ”

"But didn't you come to my house to prove to them that we are a real husband and wife? If they don't believe it, all that we have done today will be in vain. Xiao Zuoqiu said very reasonably.

"Then I don't care, I'm going to call ...... It's also your name, I guess you haven't seen the movie! This kind of thing inside is called a woman! ”

Li Sao also pointed to the computer on the desk next to him reasonably, "If you don't believe it, do you want to download one for you now?" ”

"Really...... Is it all called by the woman? ”

Although Xiao Zuoqiu knows a little bit of knowledge in this area, she is still a "girl" after all, and she ...... I've never seen these bad movies, so how can I know the specific situation of this kind of thing, what it is?

"Hey, hey! To see or not to watch? Look, I'll give you a good study? Do you have to know that now the net harmony storm is so fierce, ordinary people can't find these resources! ”

Laughed evilly, Li Sao was also surprised, I didn't expect Xiao Zuoqiu to be so pure, I haven't even seen this kind of film?

"Don't look! So bad stuff, what do I watch it do? ”

His face turned red as soon as he brushed it, and Xiao Zuoqiu resolutely resisted.

"Then I can't help it, if I want to call you, I won't scream. Moreover, I don't think you have any experience at all, and you definitely don't like it. If not, your parents will definitely not believe it, and then ...... Everything we did today was in vain. ”

Learning what Xiao Zuoqiu said, Li Sao lay on the bed and peeked at the change in Xiao Zuoqiu's expression.

"Li Sao, you seem to be talking ...... Kind of makes sense......"

Biting his lip, Xiao Zuoqiu also passed the calm and rational judgment of his brain, and asked, "Is that what I learned from the above after watching your video...... Call! When my parents heard this, they would really believe that we were ...... A real couple? ”

"Of course. As long as you learn like this, there is no reason for your parents not to believe it! ”

Seeing that Xiao Zuoqiu was tempted, Li Sao immediately got up, ran to the desk, then took the laptop, opened the browser and entered a mysterious web address.

As soon as the website opened, it rubbed and ...... Some very bad video footage and even sound pop up.

Okay! This URL is so convenient, you don't need to download it, you can watch it directly online.

"Oh my God! This is ......."

Caught off guard, Xiao Zuoqiu saw the picture on the computer, which made her blush, and she was not mentally prepared at all...... It's just too ...... It's embarrassing.

Things between men and women, it's like this, isn't it a bit too ...... It's disgusting!

However, after taking a look and hearing the voice, Xiao Zuoqiu couldn't help but look at it curiously.

Everyone will have curiosity, not to mention that this is the most fundamental and primitive thing of human beings, even Adam and Eve can't resist the temptation of the forbidden fruit, let alone Xiao Zuoqiu.

And Xiao's father and mother outside the door waited for a long time, only the two of them had a vague and inaudible whispered conversation, and suddenly ...... There was a strange sound in the room.

"Come on! Come on...... Wife, here we go. You listen ......"

Father Xiao swallowed his saliva and couldn't help but say excitedly.

"Start your head, listen carefully, can this be the voice of Zuoqiu? And...... Does it sound like there's music in the background? What are they ......," Xiao Mu wondered.

Father Xiao immediately grabbed the words: "Are they watching a movie?" ”

"It's a bit of fun! This little sao is quite capable, and he can actually let Zuoqiu watch the movie with him. Xiao Mu nodded slightly and said with satisfaction.

At this time, in the room, Xiao Zuoqiu's face was red, and he finally understood what Li Sao said just now.

She looked at Li Sao with a shy and puzzled face, and said, "This ...... Does this really mean that I want to be called? Like this? ”

"Call it! There's something wrong with the calling, I'll warn you. ”

Li Sao laughed evilly, and then quietly turned on the recording function of his mobile phone.

【Drop! The system detects a wave of three-star operation of the host and obtains 6 sao points. 】

"Then I...... Called ......"

Overcoming the embarrassment, Xiao Zuoqiu lay on the bed and closed his eyes...... Imagine the movements and voices of the heroine in the film just now, and then ...... Imitated......

"Old Xiao, listen...... This is our daughter's voice......"

"Yes, yes, yes! It's really Zuoqiu's voice, wife, are you finally relieved now? Zuo Qiu and Xiao Li didn't fool us. We! Just wait to hold your grandson! ”

"And our children! When the time comes, two dolls, about the same age...... The children of Zuoqiu should call our children uncle or aunt, it's fun to think about it! Xiao Mu couldn't help laughing.

……

In the room, Xiao Zuoqiu was quite devoted, and even ...... Imagine yourself as the heroine of the film......

Ooh!

This time, Li Sao on the side couldn't stand it!

is such a good-looking wife, right in front of her, and she is seducing her so sexyly......

It's a man, I'm afraid I can't help it!

Taking advantage of Xiao Zuoqiu's eyes closed now, Li Sao quietly approached the past, and then ...... Stretch out your groping hands......

Just about to touch Xiao Zuoqiu's body, he suddenly ......

Smack!

"Ouch!"

One kick!

Xiao Zuoqiu, as a martial arts master, was so alert, and when he felt Li Sao's unscrupulous approach, he immediately flew up and kicked Li Sao out of bed.

"That's it! Li Sao, my parents should have left. You...... Sleep honestly, do you hear? ”

After speaking, Xiao Zuoqiu turned around, leaned on the pillow, and covered the quilt.

"Damn! Xiao Zuoqiu, you call crossing the river and demolishing the bridge......"

Hard can't work, soft can't work, Li Sao rubbed his chest, and gave up completely.

The two of them just slept on the bed and the other on the ground, and Li Sao couldn't help Xiao Zuoqiu at all.

As the night deepened, Li Sao clearly felt that Xiao Zuoqiu was asleep, so he tiptoed up and walked to the door of the room......

Click!

The door was locked.

"I'll go! Xiao Zuoqiu's parents are too ruthless, right? Even the door is locked? How else can I get out......"

That's right, since he found nothing here, Li Sao planned to leave in the middle of the night, and he had to investigate the matter of the "dragon corpse".

But now the door is locked, and I want to get out...... I can't get out!

"Can it only be ...... Jumping out of the window? ”

After putting on his clothes, Li Sao came to the window, fortunately, the third floor was not too high, he cheered himself up, and then turned out of the window, and then slowly slid down the water pipe on the wall, little by little...... It's about to land...... The hand slipped......

"Ouch!"

With a scream of pain in the middle of the night, Li Sao fell from a height of three or four meters, and slammed his buttocks.

However, it was still safe to land, so while no one was discovered, he quickly flashed people.

When he arrived on the road outside, Li Sao found a black car, and immediately went to the Liangxiang Police Station to officially launch an investigation into the "unknown dragon corpse", and once again embarked on the road of the unsung hero who saved the world......