I heard that there is a "very loving" and "very unscrupulous" old man in this world, he is called Yue Lao, and he has a thing called "red line" in his hand.

Tie a lover together, and they will have a lover who will eventually become a family, which is a great thing for everyone to be happy.

However, if two "enemies" are tied together, then they cannot be separated even if they dislike and hostile each other, which is often called "evil fate".

Xiao Zuoqiu sat on the bed, listening to the sound of Li Sao paddling in the bathroom, as well as his gurgling singing, and felt his brain hurt.

"I brought Li Sao home today, is it right or wrong? That way, my parents won't ask me about it anymore, right? ”

is a little confused, Xiao Zuoqiu has always been flat in the field of study and research, and there is no problem that can stump her.

But once she deals with things in life and interpersonal relationships, she can't figure out what kind of balance she should be?

Neither can you completely follow the rules and regulations, but you can't force yourself to deal with it with one eye closed.

"It's not easy to be a human being! I knew it earlier...... Five years ago, I gave up to the late autumn, so why should I suffer here? ”

At this moment, Xiao Zuoqiu regretted her original decision, and fought with Xiao Wanqiu for more than 20 years, and finally she compromised...... But it is you who suffers.

"I love bathing! The skin is so ......"

In the bathroom, Li Sao's cheap singing made Xiao Zuoqiu even more upset.

"Li Shao, take a bath...... How does it take so long? Xiao Zuoqiu gritted his teeth and said.

"Take a bath! It's one of life's great joys, think about it...... I accompanied you to the mall today, to buy clothes, and to chat with your parents all night, and now I am lying in this bathtub and letting the warm water moisturize my skin. Tut-tut...... The whole body is called a relaxation! If my dear wife can come in and give me a massage at this time, it will really be ...... Enjoyed the ...... like a fairy."

Li Sao said "an idiot talking about dreams".

"Just dream! Li Sao, hurry up and wash it out, there are still ...... You are not allowed to sing anymore, it is hard to hear. Xiao Zuoqiu said with disgust.

"What's wrong with me singing?"

Lying in the bathtub, Li Sao laughed evilly, and asked Xiao Zuoqiu, "It's not right!" According to the survey of authoritative experts, when you women take a bath, half of them will sing while taking a bath, and the other half of women will take a bath while Z! Don't you sing when you take a bath? ”

"Of course I don't sing......"

Xiao Zuoqiu replied instinctively.

"Oh! So you're the other half! Li Sao said in a tone of sudden realization.

"What other half, Li Sao, you ...... Your question is a trap, I ...... When I take a shower, of course it's not that dry. ”

In an instant, Xiao Zuoqiu's face turned red, and he tried his best to argue.

"Okay, okay! Why are you so nervous! So, you ...... Are you the half of the women who sing in the bath? I'll give you one more chance to correct your answer. Li Sao said kindly.

"Yes...... Yes and what? I take a shower and sing......" Xiao Zuoqiu had no choice but to admit the lesser of two evils.

"What's that song about? Let's have a song! Sing to me, I've known you for so many years, and I've never heard you sing! Li Sao is energetic again.

"Why do you listen to singing!" Xiao Zuoqiu did not follow.

"That means you can't sing, when you're in the shower...... Definitely not. ”

"Li Sao, you...... It's not what you think, I'll sing! ”

"Then sing one, yes! I want to listen to the song "Guest Officer Can't" ......"

"What's the name of the song? I'm not going to sing this. ”

"Then I can teach you! Come on, come on...... I'll start up, you sing with me! ”

As he spoke, Li Sao pinched his voice and sang: "No, guest officer, you are getting closer and closer to where your eyes are looking, and you are still pretending to be so calm......"

"Poof! So...... Such a disgusting song, you want to sing it...... I don't sing! ”

……

After making a fuss like this for a while, Li Sao was refreshed and walked out of it wrapped in Xiao Zuoqiu's bath towel.

"Hey! Li Sao, why don't you wear clothes? ”

His eyes widened, Xiao Zuoqiu saw a "beautiful man out of the bath" for the first time, and it was still Li Shao, a riotous and handsome little white face.

"I've got clothes to wear, too! I don't have pajamas, so I'll make do with your bath towel for the time being! Li Sao said helplessly.

"I knew that I bought so many clothes today, and I bought you a set of pajamas as well. But how do you ...... I...... How can I sleep peacefully? Xiao Zuoqiu pointed to Li Sao's body very embarrassedly.

"Then I can't take care of it, I'm sleepy anyway, I want to sleep!"

This time, Li Sao was completely dead, lying on the bed made on the ground, with his head on his head.

"I can tell you, Li Shao, if you dare to go to my bed at night, be careful of me...... Kick you away. ”

After the final warning threatened Li Sao, Xiao Zuoqiu lay down on the bed and covered himself with the quilt.

But at this time, there was a sudden sound of Si Xisuo outside the door.

"Shhhh Li Sao, don't talk! ”

Running from the bed to the door, Xiao Zuoqiu listened to the movement outside the door close to his ears.

I only heard the ...... outside the door

"Wife, oops! What are you doing? Come and listen to the root of the daughter's wall, this ...... How bad is that! Old man Xiao whispered outside the door to persuade his wife.

However, Xiao's mother glared at him and said, "I don't listen to it with my own ears, how do I know if the two of them are real husband and wife?" How do you know if my daughter is happy or not? What's wrong with being a mother caring about her daughter? ”

"That's right! That's right...... It is...... Aren't you afraid of being discovered by your daughter? Old man Xiao said worriedly.

"Afraid of what? I've locked the door from the outside, and she can't open it from the inside. Can't find us...... I'll open the lock on the door tomorrow morning......"

Xiao Mu pointed to the doorknob, and sure enough, there was a lock, this door could not be locked from the inside, but a lock could be added to the outside.

"Huh? Inside...... Why is there no movement? Could it be that the two of them didn't do anything and went to bed so early? Xiao Mu was puzzled.

These words were heard by Xiao Zuoqiu inside, she frowned, and decided to completely eliminate her mother's doubts about herself.

So, Xiao Zuoqiu walked up to Li Sao and whispered to him: "Li Sao, go to bed!" ”

"Huh? Xiao Zuoqiu, you're not wrong, right? Let me? That...... Do you sleep on the ground? Li Sao said a little inexplicably.

"Nope! I also sleep in bed, and when I tell you to go to bed, you go to bed, why do you talk so much? ”

Xiao Zuoqiu picked Li Sao up, and then whispered, "My parents are eavesdropping outside the door, and when you are in bed for a while, you will shake the bed vigorously, and then ...... And a few more screams, you know? ”

"! Why do you want me to be called? ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Sao lay on the bed and resolutely refused to do anything.

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