Chapter Twenty-Four: My House Is Hot and Almost Exploding! [2, ask for collection recommendation]
Come on stage, bow, smile.
Both of them did everything perfectly, and the audience who came to Su Yunming also gave warm applause.
Seeing such warm applause from the audience, Yue Yunkun, who was still very nervous, gradually relaxed.
"Thank you, thank you all for the applause." Su Yunming opened his mouth to thank him.
He was funny, and the first thing he said when he came to the stage was him.
"Thank you very much." Encouraged by the tide of applause, Yue Yunkun also entered the state in an instant.
"I'm very happy to stand on the stage of "Cross Talk with Newcomers", and I think it is necessary for our brothers to make a self-made introduction for everyone."
"Let's get to know each other." There are not many words, this is what Yue Yunkun knew before he saw this book.
"My name is Su Yunming, this is my junior brother Yue Yunkun, our senior brother is from Deyun Society, and now he is in Jindi." Su Yunming's smile seemed to carry a kind of power, and the speed of his speech was neither slow nor slow, so that it made people listen comfortably.
"But my junior brother and I are not from Tianjin, and we all went there to beg for a living."
Yue Yunkun: "Yes, after all, it's just for dinner." ”
"It was very difficult at that time, and the hardest thing was renting. At that time, there was no money, so they rented basements. ”
Yue Yunkun: "Isn't it?" ”
"Especially my junior brother, who had the hardest time at that time, rented a basement on the eighteenth floor underground. It's not easy! ”
"Hey, wait!" Yue Yunkun grabbed Su Yunming and said angrily: "Eighteen floors underground, good guy, should I live, or should I go to reincarnation?" ”
The audience laughed when they heard it, and this burden was thrown silently, but the word reincarnation successfully aroused the audience's laughter.
"Alright, these two are fine."
Lao Guo, who has been facing the two of them offstage, breathed a sigh of relief, and if the cross talk was not said to be good at the beginning, it would have too much impact on the below.
Especially in this episode of recording, the first two were smashed, and Lao Guo still hopes that when he comes to Su Yunming, he can warm up the field.
At the moment, this is a good start.
"Let's just say that it was not easy at that time!" Su Yunming looked serious, as if he was saying that I didn't mean anything else.
"Yes, it's not easy to return to the yang, how can you live on the eighteenth floor underground!"
As soon as Yue Yunkun's words came out, coupled with his aggrieved fat face, the audience's faces once again couldn't help laughing.
"Oops, this little fat man is so bad. It's still yang. ”
"No, this guy is a little bad at talking!"
"Who is this person, I haven't seen it before."
The audience laughed and talked to the people next to them.
Maybe these audience members don't know each other, but in this relaxed environment, everyone is having fun.
"Not now, it's not easy now." As soon as Su Yunming's voice changed, he was about to enter the content.
"Let's not talk about anything else, just compared with me and everyone I'm doing, maybe the conditions of our family are a little worse." Su Yunming said, making a narrow gesture with his hand.
"Come on, come on, tell everyone about it, what's the difference, it's a little worse." Yue Yunkun pulled Su Yunming's sleeve and said.
"Especially in the summer, I don't dare to stay at home in the summer." Su Yunming spoke, and the expression on his face also changed again and again.
Even if they all know it's false, you have to bring it to life.
"Why?" Yue Yunkun also had doubts on his face.
"It's too hot!"
Yue Yunkun: "Oh, your house is hot. ”
"I'll tell you how hot our house is. The hottest time of the first two days, my house was so hot that it almost exploded. Su Yunming shook his head and said.
Yue Yunkun said with a smile: "Then turn on the air conditioner, it will be cool if you turn on the air conditioner." ”
"Does it work with the air conditioner on?" Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun with a puzzled expression.
"You're hot, don't you ......" Yue Yunkun said halfway, looked at Su Yunming's appearance, and said, "Why don't you burn the pot!" ”
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed when they heard it, as if they were laughing at Su Yunming's reaction.
Su Yunming was not angry, with a smile on his face, holding Yue Yunkun with one hand, and patting Yue Yunkun's shoulder with the other: "Didn't understand?" If you don't understand, don't speak, will it be natural for me to talk to everyone? ”
Yue Yunkun: "Ah, you talk about yours." ”
"It was the hottest day two days ago, and my house was so hot that it almost exploded."
"Turn on the air conditioner!" Before Su Yunming finished speaking, Yue Yunkun's face stretched out and said beside Su Yunming.
"I told you that the air conditioner was coming." Yue Yunkun intervened and looked at Su Yunming: "What's the matter, you sound very obscure about the word air conditioner, don't you?" ”
"Oh, too. His family may be in poor condition and cannot afford to buy air conditioning. Yue Yunkun said one sentence after another, and his mouth kept chattering.
"If you can't afford an air conditioner, you can buy an electric fan, if you can't afford a new one, you can buy an old one, if you can't afford the old one, you just buy a bad one, and there is wind when you shake it with both hands!" I make a little bit harder. ”
As he spoke, Yue Yunkun really made a fan-shaking motion with his hand.
The fat that set off his face shook and swayed, and people couldn't help but laugh when they saw it, and it made the audience laugh.
"I don't understand!" Su Yunming smiled, patted Yue Yunkun and said again.
"What's that?" Yue Yunkun was puzzled.
"If you don't understand, don't speak, I'll talk to everyone for a while."
"You talk about yours, I won't say it!" As if he was angry, Yue Yunkun's tone was much heavier than last time.
"When the weather was hot two days ago, my house was so hot that it almost exploded......" Su Yunming faced the audience again and said this sentence for the third time.
"Turn on the air conditioner!!" As soon as Yue Yunkun waited for Su Yunming to finish speaking, he lengthened his voice and shouted loudly.
"Woo~"
The applause and cheers from the audience lasted for a long time, and many people have understood it and were also amused by the performance of the two. Even the national teacher's face was full of smiles.
"Turn the air conditioner on !!" Yue Yunkun didn't wait for the applause to go down, and continued to shout.
At this time, the emphasis is on striking while the iron is hot and mobilizing the audience's emotions.
"You're sick, I've been babbling here three times, I'll say it one last time, my house is so hot that it's about to explode!" Su Yunming's voice also rose, I don't know if I thought the two were going to quarrel.
"I like to say it a few times, I want to turn on the air conditioner anyway, I like the air conditioner!" Yue Yunkun also stiffened his neck and shouted.
"You understand it for me before you speak!" Su Yunming shouted loudly.
Yue Yunkun plucked out his ears: "What am I listening to?" ”
"Speak before you hear it!"
Yue Yunkun: "I understand, what else to say!" ”
"Two days ago, when the day was the hottest, my house boiled water, and the hot one used was so fast that it exploded!" Su Yunming shouted loudly at Yue Yunkun.
As soon as these words came out, everyone understood, and suddenly realized.
Good guys, it turned out that the boiling water was so hot that it was about to explode!
For a while, laughter and applause surged again.
On the contrary, Yue Yunkun was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Oh, yes, it's boiling water, it's so hot!" The round face is full of grievances, which makes people look very cute.
"yes, it blew up!" Su Yunming shouted again, startling Yue Yunkun: "Do you understand now?" ”
"Yes, yes, I understand!" Yue Yunkun hurriedly pulled Su Yunming's arm, wanting him to dissipate his anger.