Chapter Twenty-Five: The Daughter-in-law Is Rancid! [Ask for collection, recommendation]
The last shout of Su Yunming exploded, and it made the audience laugh from ear to ear.
I have to admire, just a few words, I don't know how much burden I threw out in the middle.
The most important thing is that none of these burdens were smashed, and all of them rang.
The effect caused by this is naturally very sensational, just look at the enthusiasm of the audience.
Originally, because of the first two groups of actors, the recording scene was cold, and the audience didn't get into the state, and they were all excited all of a sudden.
The whole field is warm!
"It's so hot that it's about to explode, does it work to turn on the air conditioner? I ask you! Su Yunming looked angry, his eyes widened.
If it weren't for the fact that this was a performance, everything was rehearsed, and the audience would have thought that these two were going to fight on stage.
"Senior brother, don't you know! Besides, this thing costs twenty or thirty yuan, and you can buy a new one. Yue Yunkun said aggrievedly.
With his head down, his jaws ...... No, it should be all three chins piled together.
Like a blooming chrysanthemum.
It's like layers of flesh.
When Su Yunming heard this, his eyes were not on the audience, but at Yue Yunkun, and he said angrily: "Did you let me say it?" Before I could talk to everyone on stage, I saw this unlucky thing standing aside, like a Tibetan mastiff. ”
As soon as he said it, Su Yunming crossed his hands on his hips, but he really imitated it. "Turn on the air conditioner, turn on the air conditioner, Wang Wang~ turn on the air conditioner......"
The dog barked out, and Yue Yunkun hurriedly pushed Su Yunming.
"Tell me about your problem, who else can stand you except me?" Su Yunming didn't pay attention, looked at Yue Yunkun and looked at it.
"My daughter-in-law can stand me." Yue Yunkun was very aggrieved when he heard this, and he held back for a long time before he said it.
"Don't talk about your daughter-in-law, as soon as you talk about your daughter-in-law, I can't help but ......" As soon as he heard this, Su Yunming clapped his hands and shouted first. Then put his hands into the coat, lowered his head slightly, closed his eyes, and showed a sad expression on his face: "My younger brother and sister ......"
"No, I look at your expression, I'm widowed, what's wrong?" Yue Yunkun is gone, and anyone can think crooked with this expression.
"You may not know that my brother and sister are rancid." Su Yunming ignored him and said to himself.
"Your daughter-in-law stinks!" Yue Yunkun was not to be left behind, and immediately responded.
The audience below looked at the two mischievous guys on stage, and laughter came out again.
Maybe it's not as loud as just now, but teasing each other on the stage is their favorite thing to watch.
What's more, no matter how much this person said today, it's almost time to catch up with the teasing.
"No, let's talk about it and don't scold the street! Okay, why are you scolding my daughter-in-law? Su Yunming was not happy, and pointed at Yue Yunkun and said.
"Who made you say that my daughter-in-law is rancid!" Yue Yunkun's head was topped, as if he was jumping up and hitting your knee.
Not to mention, it's really vivid, and the god form is possessed.
"Do you understand?" Su Yunming leaned forward and said to Yue Yunkun, "Do you understand?" Well? ”
"Why didn't I understand, it's rancid, it's called rancid in the north, and it's expired in the south. Did you know that you have long hairs after the expiration date? Yue Yunkun's impatient words added another joke to the audience.
"How do you say your daughter-in-law has grown hair?" Su Yunming raised his mouth up and down, and began to complain about Yue Yunkun.
"Who said my daughter-in-law, you said it!" Yue Yunkun looked at Su Yunming, this pot didn't need to be buckled on his head.
"Let me ask you, how did you and your daughter-in-law meet?" Su Yunming put on a helpless face, cross talk is to pay attention to speaking, learning to sing, and what to learn when performing.
"How did you know something?" Yue Yunkun's hands drooped, not wanting to listen.
Su Yunming pointed his hand to the empty space, and said to Yue Yunkun word by word: "Did you search for it with your mobile phone!" ”
"Hahaha......" The audience burst out laughing, and they couldn't remember how many times they had laughed.
Sometimes I don't think it's funny, but when I think about it, I slap my thigh and I think, 'Oh my god, it's so fun!' ’
"Let me ask you, did you search your daughter-in-law with your mobile phone?" Su Yunming pulled Yue Yunkun and said.
"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter again.
Yue Yunkun's angry face just now collapsed in an instant, and he looked at Su Yunming apologetically: "It's search, it's search!" ”
Every sentence became a laughing point, and the smile on the audience's face never stopped from the first laugh.
"Look at his grievances...... It's so coke! In the audience, a big fat man pointed at Yue Yunkun's face and laughed: "A pout, all the things on his face are piled together, it's so funny!" ”
Hearing this, a girl next to him looked at him, especially a careful look at his face, with a meaningful look in her eyes.
……
On stage, it's still going on.
"Hey, his daughter-in-law was searched." Su Yunming repeated it again.
"Who knew you were talking about this search!" Yue Yunkun's tone slowed down, and he was no longer as impatient as he was just now.
"Who told you to always stop me from talking, and before I finished speaking, I was robbed by you." Su Yunming said.
"I won't talk about Senior Brother, I won't say it again." As if he knew he was wrong, Yue Yunkun directly covered his mouth with his hand.
Signaling that he would not speak.
Su Yunming glanced at Yue Yunkun and continued: "It's good for the two of them to meet, their appearance is good, and their age is appropriate, but his daughter-in-law is a little older than him. ”
As soon as the hand gestured, another one popped out slightly.
"But there aren't many big ones, and they're thirty years older than him." Su Yunming said seriously: "After the two met, my junior brother agreed......
"Senior brother, senior brother......"
Su Yunming said on the other side, Yue Yunkun squeezed his eyebrows here, and finally saw that Su Yunming couldn't stop, so he hurriedly hit Su Yunming with his hand.
"What's wrong again?" Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun helplessly, "Are you so hot that you're about to explode or what's wrong?" ”
"Hahaha~"
The heat came out of Su Yunming's mouth quickly, and it reminded the audience of the scene just now, and they laughed wildly.
"Senior brother, my daughter-in-law is older than my mother!" Yue Yunkun stretched out three fingers, and his face was about to cry.
"No, when did I say I'm older than your mother!" Su Yunming crossed his hands and looked at Yue Yunkun again and asked.
"Senior brother, thirty, thirty!" Yue Yunkun raised three fingers and kept saying to Su Yunming.
"Do you understand?" Su Yunming put his hands behind his back and looked at Yue Yunkun helplessly.
"What's not to understand about this! Thirty years older than me, twelve in October, thirty-six in thirty-six. Brother, I am 25 years old, and my lover is 61 years old this year. It's hard to have children. ”
Yue Yunkun folded his hands and counted, and finally left everyone with an expression that was more ugly than crying.
But the audience below laughed, and Yue Yunkun's expression was really colorful.
"No, do you understand? You're in a hurry to be white-faced. Su Yunming said.
"I ......"
"I'll ask you!" Before Yue Yunkun could finish speaking, he was pulled by Su Yunming: "What time is a month?" ”
Without waiting for Yue Yunkun to speak, Su Yunming said to himself: "Upper, middle, lower thirty!" I said that your daughter-in-law is thirty years older than you, is there anything wrong with that? ”
Hearing this, Yue Yunkun suddenly realized: "It turned out to be this thirty years!" You're scaring me to death! Hey, you just said that I got it in a big month, and I almost thought that my daughter-in-law was sixty-one this year, and I could see the precious property she left me in two years......"