Lifting the curtain, a smile hung on the corner of Su Yunming's mouth, and he strode onto the stage!

As soon as I walked from behind the scenes to the front of the stage, my ears were instantly filled with a huge sound.

"Su Yunming, Su Yunming!"

"Su Yunming, I love you~"

As soon as Su Yunming came up from the backstage, he heard the cheers from the audience coming like a tide.

One by one, one by one, all the people who shouted were his Su Yunming's name.

However, he still walked on stage with a smile on his face, and after standing still with Sun Yue, he hugged his fists at the audience, saluted, and bowed.

After a set of actions, the audience immediately fell silent, staring at the stage with a pair of eyes, looking at the handsome Su Yunming.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Su Yunming, and I am a cross talk actor in Deyun Club."

When the audience is quiet, it's time for the stage to begin.

At the beginning of the cross talk actor on stage, he had to introduce himself, and this will not change at any time.

"Su Yunming. Su Yunming! ”

There are a lot of people shouting below, and most of the people shouting are still girls.

"Standing next to me is the master of the cross talk world, Teacher Sun Yue." Su Yunming smiled slightly, pointed at Sun Yue and said with a smile.

"Don't dare to be." Sun Yue took over the conversation and began to enter the rhythm.

"Today, the two of us are standing on the stage, ready to give~"

Before Su Yunming finished speaking, the voice from the audience interrupted him.

"Explore the Qingshui River, explore the Qingshui River~"

"Sing directly to explore the Qingshui River~"

"We want to listen to the Qingshui River~"

"Explore the Qingshui River~"

The small teahouse was full, and there were only five hundred people, and now these five hundred people, both men and women, were mixed into one voice, that is, let Su Yunming sing and explore the Qingshui River first.

"In the past, no one supported it, and it took a minute to get money on stage and off the stage, but now some people are holding it, but it is always difficult to make money."

Looking at this scene, Su Yunming adjusted the microphone and watched the audience come to such a sentence.

He was joking, but when he was joking, there was a subtle sense of loss in his eyes.

However, the audience didn't find out, only when Su Yunming was hanging, he laughed again when he heard it.

After Su Yunming finished speaking, he crossed his hands on his hips again, and looked down with an angry face: "Tell me about you, when I came up yesterday, I shouted to refund the tickets one by one, and today I just came up, and I haven't been lazy yet, so let me start working hard." ”

"Where in the world is there such a cheap thing, I don't do it."

After Su Ming finished speaking, he waved his hand, crossed his waist and stood somewhere, without saying a word.

This expression was instantly captured by many people, and when it was paired with Su Ming's words just now, many people laughed.

Even some people are already thinking of making an emoji for Su Yunming's photo in their minds, with a line of words: It can make me bad!

For a while, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hey, hey, what if you don't do it. Look at so many girls below, but they're all here for you. At this time, Sun Yue patted Su Yunming's shoulder and gave full play to the role of a compliment.

In particular, when he mentioned the girl below, it was like a stroke of genius, perfectly turning the page.

Sure enough, as soon as Sun Yue finished speaking, Su Yunming lowered his head and looked at the audience: "Girl? Where's the girl? ”

"Su Yunming~Su Yunming~"

The girls in the audience suddenly screamed, which actually made the scalps of many juniors and disciples in the background tingle.

"Well, really. Then I have to work hard today, otherwise I won't be able to live with so many girls who come to see me. Su Yunming nodded, looking as a matter of course.

Then he looked at the audience and said: "Of course, this is not to say that male compatriots are bad, but after all, opposites attract, and older single men like me must always think about it first." If you can trust me, give me your girlfriend, and I promise to treat her well. ”

"you." Sun Yue pushed Su Yunming violently: "What are you talking about?" ”

"Also, I didn't take you into account. But with your body, standing there is like a wall, and the girl is looking for a boyfriend, not a backer. You can't do that. ”

Su Yunming still smacked his lips as he spoke, his face full of disgust.

"Hahaha~"

The male compatriots who were originally unhappy listening to the audience were also amused by the exaggerated performances of the two people on the stage at this time, and the sound of joy once again filled the entire small teahouse.

"But ah, the two of us are standing here, still talking about cross talk for everyone." Su Yunming began to return to the topic.

"Yes."

Su Yunming: "Some of the big guys may know, and some don't. ”

"Hmm." Sun Yue nodded, and began to officially enter the state.

Su Yunming: "I haven't talked about cross talk for three years, thanks to everyone's support, and let me stand on this stage full of enthusiasm." ”

"Yes."

Su Yunming: "In fact, there are many people in our Deyun Club who still insist on this stage. ”

"That's it."

Su Yunming: "Look at my master, Lao Guo, he is so old. ”

"It's over fifty."

Su Yunming: "It stands to reason that it is time to rest at this time." ”

"Yes, it's not easy."

"People, just this life." Su Yunming said, and suddenly a sad expression appeared on his face.

"What's going on?

"The past is gone~" The sadness on Su Yunming's face became even stronger.

"Hahaha~"

Looking at the resentful tone, combined with Su Yunming's expression, the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Is your master going to be done or what?" Sun Yue gently pushed Su Yunming.

"Don't talk nonsense, where is such a coincidence!" Su Yunming said seriously.

"yes, hey." Sun Yue nodded subconsciously, feeling that something was wrong.

"Hahaha~"

The cooperation between the two on the stage can be said to be very perfect, and the two of them brushed Lao Guo this time, which also made many people in the audience feel fresh.

Especially now Su Yunming, the basic homework has been improved, and the sense of fluency makes the big guy feel comfortable.

For a while, the audience who was clamoring for Su Yunming to sing and explore the Qingshui River also invested in it to see what tricks Su Yunming could say.

"Actually, let's persuade my master, we are all so old, don't work too hard." As soon as Su Yunming's voice changed, everyone knew that the cross talk had just started here.

"Let's take care of our days." Sun Yue appropriately continued.

"Yes, so, as apprentices, we have to learn to persuade Master!" Su Yunming nodded.

"How?" Sun Yue showed a confused look.

"Just look at my master! It's all over fifty, and he's still working hard every day, busy ......" Su Yunming shook his head, with a sad look on his face.

"But no, Lao Guo has worked hard for his apprentices, and his temples are white!" Sun Yue nodded.

"That's not what I'm talking about!" Su Yunming waved his hand.

Hearing this, the audience had a curious look on their faces.

They thought that Su Yunming was going to praise Lao Guo, but when they heard this, it didn't feel right!

Just when they were thinking like this, Su Yunming suddenly changed his words, "You said that my master is in his fifties, and he is busy molesting the little girl all day long, can this body still stand it!" I'm worried about Master! ”

"Well, it's time to take care of it!" Sun Yue subconsciously agreed, but then as if he had reacted, he hurriedly pushed Su Yunming: "Hey! Did you say that, Master? ”

When the audience heard this, they were also stunned.

In her fifties, she is still a conscientious little girl?

Boy!

When everyone thought of Lao Guo's upright face in front of people, and when they thought that he was so old behind him and was busy teasing the little girl, they were immediately happy.

"Hahaha~"

The atmosphere of the audience in the teahouse, unconsciously, has gradually been controlled by Su Yunming.

The cross talk continues.

"Hey, if you want to say alive, there are two people I envy the most." Su Yunming stretched out his right hand and leaned half sideways to face Sun Yue.

"Who?" Sun Yue asked.

"A Yu Qian of our Deyun Club, Uncle Qian."

"Teacher Yu is fun." Sun Yue nodded in agreement.

"People call it living well."

Sun Yue: "That's right. ”

"For example, my master often said that Teacher Yu has three hobbies. Smoking, drinking, perming hair. Su Yunming stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one.

"It's well known." Sun Yue nodded.

"Actually? Teacher Yu doesn't know these three hobbies. Su Yunming said.

"Anything else?"

Su Yunming: "People still like small animals. ”

"You know, Mr. Yu has a small zoo at his own house. The pony is so tall. Su Yunming compared to a waist-high position.

"Yes."

"Actually, this horse is raised by Teacher Yu and has three hobbies." Su Yunming's tone twitched, and the whole person became taller.

"What are the three hobbies of the teacher's horse?" Sun Yue looked curious.