Can horses have three hobbies?

When the audience heard this, they all showed a look of curiosity.

Their curiosity was aroused by Su Yunming.

"Not really." Su Yunming nodded.

"Tell me about it."

Sun Yue crossed his waist with his hands, wanting to see what Su Yunming could say.

"This is the teacher's horse, and he also has three hobbies. Which three? Light cigarettes, pour wine, and burn people's heads! Su Yunming stretched out his fingers again and said seriously one by one.

"Hahaha~"

After the audience was unveiled by Su Yunming, they only felt that their stomachs hurt when they laughed.

Uncle Qian smokes, drinks, and burns his head, and his horse just lights a cigarette for him, pours wine, and helps him burn his head.

Such a combination is also absolutely amazing.

"Alas, the little girl below, if you don't think it's good to hear, forget it, why are you still standing up with your stomach holding your stomach and laughing?"

As soon as Su Yunming saw a girl in the audience standing up, he hurriedly hung up while the joy of the audience had not passed.

"Look at you, one sentence scared the girl so much that she didn't dare to move." Sun Yue glanced at the audience and said.

"How can I be blamed for this? I'm so honest. Su Yunming was immediately unhappy.

"You have it, who in the entire Deyun Club doesn't know that you Su Yunming is the most terrifying." Sun Yue deliberately made a look of disgust again.

"Su Yunming, I love you~"

As soon as Sun Yue finished speaking, the girls in the audience brought a wave of rhythm.

"See, this is also life."

Su Yunming stretched out his hand and spun around on the stage, enjoying the cheers of the girls.

"Yes. , shameless life. ”

"If you want to talk about life, the second person I admire is Sun Yuesun's father." Su Yunming talked and came back again.

"Oh, this is my dad." Sun Yue nodded and looked at Su Yunming.

"That old man, it's so funny."

Sun Yue: "Really? ”

"The old people in Beijing, after retiring, they have nothing to do, so they like to play." From the beginning to the present, Su Yunming finally talked about today's topic.

"This is also our traditional culture!" Sun Yue nodded at the table.

"What is a bracelet, where is a walnut." Su Yunming folded his hands again and pointed out.

"Walnuts for playing." Sun Yue answered.

"It's all exquisite!" Su Yunming exclaimed.

"Yes."

Su Yunming: "Let's just say this walnut, you have to knead it when you get it in your hand." There is a nice professional term in the literary game: calling the plate! ”

"Oh, you know all that?" Sun Yue looked surprised.

"This plate is very particular." Su Yunming nodded with his left hand and his right hand.

"Oh?"

"How to dish, to what extent, and what oil pan to use...... It's all about it. ”

"Do you still need oil for this?" Sun Yue's eyes widened.

"Of course." Su Yunming shook his arm.

"What kind of oil is used for that plate?"

"Human oil." Su Yunming's mouth opened, and the two words were spit out like this.

"I'm feeling a little panicked." Sun Yue rubbed his arm when he heard this.

"The oil secreted by the human body." Su Yunming explained.

"Hey, you scared the hell out of me."

"The texture of his dish is red and shiny, and the texture is like a small coral."

Sun Yue: "Oh, that's good. ”

"But this is not the case for the average person." Su Yunming bowed his hand.

"I can't do it yet."

"Sun Yue has a pot root carving at home, such a big one." Su Yunming said, and the next gesture in his hand really made people feel that there was a root carving.

This series of actions involves the learning of the four courses of cross talk.

When two people talk about cross talk, it's not that you and I are there to answer the conversation, actions, expressions, these are all very important.

When you talk about it, you have to make the audience have such a picture in their minds.

"One person is high."

Sun Yue answered, making up the whole picture.

"The carving is a dragon, this dragon carving is good, the dragon scales are distinct, and the dragon claws are extremely sharp!" Su Yunming added.

Sun Yue gave a thumbs up: "Beautiful!" ”

"Oh my God, our father came home and got angry when he looked at this carving."

Sun Yue: "Why? ”

"It's dry, it's numb, it's not mellow at all!"

Su Yunming crossed his hands on his hips and leaned forward, as if this carving was really in front of him.

"What should I do?" Sun Yue asked.

"Coil!"

With his big hand pointing forward, Su Yunming moved forward with both hands, his two arms swinging up and down, and his waist and limbs were also twisting.

The whole person looks like a snake spirit from a distance.

"Hahaha~"

The audience was amused by Su Yunming's exaggerated performance.

Especially Su Yunming's screaming "Pan him", that kind of funny appearance made many people remember it in their hearts.

Those viewers who were originally waiting to hear about Qingshui River were also patient at this time, and they all felt that today's cross talk was not bad.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Sun Yue shouted twice, and when he saw that there was no response, he pulled Su Yunming back and asked in surprise, "This dragon is also a plate?" ”

"Isn't that right!? You think, this dragon scale is like a small knife, and the dragon claws are like a small awl. Wait for the old man to finish, good guy, it's mahogany. ”

Su Yunming smashed the back of his hand into the palm of his other hand, and his face showed a helpless look.

"That's not it, it's bloody!" Sun Yue said angrily.

"When the old man plays with this dragon, there will be no blood on his body, and there will be the last trace of blood left on his body."

"Touch it and die." Sun Yue answered.

Then the old man leaned there, took out a needle, and pierced himself without saying a word.

"What is this for?" Sun Yue scratched his scalp.

"Hurry up and get some adrenaline injections."

"Hahaha~"

As soon as Su Yunming's words came out, the people below were all stunned.

But then they reacted, their cross talk is keeping up with the trend.

Adrenaline is an item in a very popular game recently, and many viewers who have played this game can't help but laugh when they hear this.

"Did my dad get a 98k headshot or what? And a shot of adrenaline to get back into blood? Sun Yue said.

"That'll do fine." Su Yunming didn't refuse, and nodded.

"Hahaha~"

This made the audience below laugh again, and they only felt that these two people were talking more and more interestingly.

"you." Sun Yue took advantage of the situation and pushed it, and said angrily: "It's all like this, don't send it to the hospital quickly." ”

"Well, send it to the hospital, hurry up and get a blood transfusion." Su Yunming said: "But the nurse made a mistake during the blood transfusion, and gave the old man chicken blood." ”

In this way, the old man's whole state has changed. I want to do everything I see. ”

When Su Yunming said it normally, he still looked serious, but in the psychology of the audience, the sentence he just shouted out had been deeply remembered by everyone, and he couldn't forget it.

"Out of the hospital, there is a Shoushan stone at the entrance of the hospital. When the old man saw it, he was angry. ”

"Dry, numb, not mellow at all!"

Su Yunming said, his finger stretched forward again, and the expression was more vivid.

"Coil!"