In the cheers of the audience, the cross talk carefully prepared by Su Yunming and Yue Yunkun for the semi-finals began!

"Hello everyone, I am a cross talk actor of Deyun Club, my name is Su Yunming!" Su Yunming introduced himself.

"My name is Yue Yunkun." Yue Yunkun also said with a smile.

"Maybe speaking of us, the big guys know some and some don't." Su Yunming continued outside the table: "The two of us are from Deyun Club, and this ...... in the audience, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, is my master, Lao Guo!" ”

"Appeal ......"

As soon as Lao Guo was pulled, there was another round of warm applause from the audience.

Especially his deliberate elongated voice at the end, it was more like a host introducing Lao Guo in a grand manner.

It's just that......

The embodiment of heroism and chivalry?

Is this Lao Guo?

The audience was stunned, thinking Su Yunming, are you afraid you are joking?!

The audience has been focusing on Su Yunming, wanting to see what this guy wants to do.

"Welcome Mr. Guo."

Yue Yunkun also smiled and walked down according to the rhythm of their rehearsal.

"After all, when I came here, I first had to praise my master."

"That's it." Yue Yunkun said.

The audience below had mixed reactions.

Two days ago, Lao Guo was still dark, and this began to praise Lao Guo again, the situation is a little wrong!

"Because no one knows each other, who are you looking at when you look at cross talk, it's Deyun Club!"

Su Yunming talked endlessly on the stage, and Yue Yunkun, as a compliment, said "that's" and "right" very leisurely on the side.

"Who are you going to see in Deyun Club? It looks like Lao Guo. ”

Yue Yunkun: "Yes, this is our master. ”

"A famous little black fat man!" Su Yunming followed the words and nodded and said.

Yue Yunkun didn't react, and nodded along with the words: "That's right!" ”

"Ruling Deyun Club for so many years......"

"That's not right...... Wait a minute! Su Yunming didn't finish a word, and was pulled back by Yue Yunkun.

"Huh? What's wrong? Su Yunming didn't know what was going on, so he turned his head and asked.

The audience couldn't hold back, and when the four words "little black fat man" came out, they were already laughing below.

"This Su Yunming, I know that he is not so honest and exposed."

"Just now, I was still thinking, could it be that Su Yunming started to blow Lao Guo today? That's not his style! ”

"Now I understand, the turning point is still to come!"

"Haha! A famous little black fat man, why do I want to laugh so much when I hear it? ”

On the stage, Yue Yunkun said unhappily: "What's wrong?" Did you say that, Master? Even if you know, you can't say it! ”

"Oh, Xiao Yueyue has also learned badly."

"Hahaha, laugh at me, I can't say it, I can't say it if I know."

Yue Yunkun continued on the stage: "Tell me yourself, how many times have you been scolded by our master for what you said, why haven't you changed it at all!" ”

"Hey, don't mention it, I was scolded by our master two days ago. Last time, in front of so many brothers and sisters, Master pointed at my nose and scolded me like that, and he didn't save me any face. Su Yunming complained.

Yue Yunkun also said: "That's right, I saw it with my own eyes." ”

"I'll show you how Master scolded me!" Su Yunming said, tilted his head, and pointed to the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "Su Yunming! ”

"Hahaha~"

"It's so much fun."

"What did this old Guo look like when he was hacked by Su Yunming."

"Lao Guo: I'm not that short!"

The audience in the audience was crazy, thinking that Lao Guo was not particularly short, but Su Yunming still used this kind of action, which was really funny.

"If you dare to say that I am short on stage in the future, I will slap you with a big mouth!"

As he spoke, Su Yunming jumped up and made a pumping motion.

"Hahaha, Lao Guo is going to be played!"

"You have to jump up to get it, and if you don't jump up, you can't reach your face."

"This is really, Su Yunming is too bad."

……

"I'll whip you! Pump you! Also pumped! Su Yunming was still performing on stage: "Reverse drawing!" ”

"Master is going to whip you like this, he will already grow up." Yue Yunkun was on the side.

"That's it, hit me with this wave of ridges......" As he spoke, Su Yunming rubbed his knees with his hands.

"Good fellow, I jumped so high to hit your knees!" Yue Yunkun looked incredulous.

"Hahaha~"

The audience below burst into laughter again, not only the audience, but even the cross talk actors who were invited back again were smiling, laughing and looking at Lao Guo's face.

"Lao Guo's expression is not very good!"

"Su Yunming really dares to say anything."

"But that's a really good thing, he said it like this at the beginning."

"That's the level of the top four in the country, and it's not for nothing that we've been eliminated."

……

"I haven't finished yet, I was squatting."

Su Yunming waved his hand impatiently at Yue Yunkun.

Then he half-squatted down, put his hands to his mouth, made a shouting appearance, and shouted loudly: "I'm sorry, Momoda~"

"You've got it!"

Yue Yunkun pulled Su Yunming back and didn't let him continue: "I only hit you on the knee when you squat, and the emotional master smoked you on the basement floor, right?!" I don't think you want to do it. ”

"Don't!"

Hearing this, Su Yunming hurriedly stopped, "Don't say that, or you will scold us again when you go back!" ”

"Come on! I don't think you can live if you go back now! ”

Yue Yunkun pursed his lips and said.

"Okay, then let's not care about the size, let's say goodbye first! The audience knows this little black fat man, and everyone may know the reason for the blackness. Some time ago, my master went to record a show, and gave my master a tanned ~black~ah~, special~don't~~black~"

"There are ~ many ~ black ~"

Looking at Su Yunming's tone, Yue Yunkun also followed.

"Hahaha...... It's all you two black. ”

"The cliff is black for the two of them!"

……

"I'll just tell you this, throw my master into the coal heap, you can't tell which is the coal and which is him."

Su Yunming's words made the audience below happy again, and Lao Guo sat in his position and deliberately nodded Su Yunming with his hand. This shot was captured just right.

"Yo! Then there's no way to save him. ”

Yue Yunkun leaned sideways, looking like two people chatting normally.

"How could it not be saved."

Su Yunming suddenly turned positive: "Take a stick and stab it~ The hard one is coal, and the soft one is him!" ”

Originally, the audience didn't understand that Su Yunming's burden was suddenly shaken out, and they all laughed.

Su Yunming's move was really right.

From the beginning to the present, as long as it is Hei Lao Guo's, the big guys are laughing.

"Don't be happy! Just because of this, it hurt my master's self-esteem. Seeing that everyone was laughing, Su Yunming continued.

"Oh, really?" Yue Yunkun said.

"In the end, my master went to a master to solve his doubts." Su Yunming said.

Then he pretended to be Lao Guo's appearance and tone, and said: "Master, everyone else calls me Little Black Fatty, I look very dark, and I am not tall, I have the heart to die." ”

Su Yunming made an embarrassed look, looking like he had hurt his self-esteem and went to solve his doubts.

Yue Yunkun: "Yo, this is amazing. ”

"I want to hang myself from a beam."

Yue Yunkun: "You hanged yourself." ”

Speaking of this, Su Yunming rolled his eyes and looked up: "It's a pity that I can't reach the beam." ”

"Hahaha~"

"You can't die if you want to, Lao Guo really wants to die this time."

"Su Yunming is too bad, pity Lao Guo for two seconds."