The audience in the audience was really happy this time, and they were all laughing there.

"I bet these two guys won't survive for two days back to Deyun Club!"

Suddenly, a member of the audience shouted in the audience.

"Hey, two more days? I don't feel like I can live a day! ”

Another viewer who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement took over the conversation.

"Do you really think the two of them will be able to return to Deyun Club alive? Naive! ”

This sentence came faintly, and when the surrounding people heard it, they immediately went crazy again.

The audience coaxed, and the stage continued.

Su Yunming continued to imitate at this time, and said: "At this time, the master said, just say a word, you open the door!" ”

Yue Yunkun: "Open the door." ”

My master did so, walked over and opened the door, and suddenly the sun shone in and shone on him, and he had an epiphany! Good fellow, I'm happy for my master, like a little fat man of 200 pounds! ”

Yue Yunkun: "What are you happy about?" ”

"My master figured it out at that time, and then said to the master: Master, I understand! You mean to make me accept the sunshine, forget about the darkness, and not care about the gossip, right? ”

Yue Yunkun: "Oh? Our master's epiphany is thorough enough! ”

"Hey, whatever!"

Su Yunming said: "After the master finished speaking, the master spoke. ”

"What did the master say?"

Yue Yunkun hurriedly asked on the stage.

The audience in the audience was also tugged at by Su Yunming, wondering what the master said.

"The master said, I told you to open the door so that you could see where you are!"

Su Yunming pointed with his finger as he spoke, as if he was looking for someone.

"I shouldn't believe in Su Yunming's evil~"

"Su Yunming, this is crazy, I feel that Lao Guo can't get up after being hacked this time."

"Even Uncle Yu has never hacked Lao Guo like this!"

"Thank you Lao Guo for sending a joke to cross talk lovers~"

"The audience in the third row sent a congratulatory message~"

"The fifth row of spectators sent a congratulatory message~"

"The audience in the twelfth row sent a congratulatory message~"

“……”

The laughter of the audience did not stop for a while, and the performance above was still ongoing.

"It's too dark!"

Su Yunming himself laughed: "Who is the demon, are you here to steal my baby robe?" ”

Seeing Su Yunming really hook his hands and play himself as a monkey, the audience laughed again.

"Co-author, our master is a black bear monster!"

Yue Yunkun said angrily.

"Hey, that's what you said, I didn't say it."

Su Yunming quickly threw the pot, and this pot directly made Yue Yunkun stunned.

"Hahaha~"

"What you say and what he says, that's what you say, no one can run away!"

"Now that I want to dump the pot, why did I go earlier?"

One by one, the audience gloated.

"Whoever said it, look at Master, there's no spotlight anymore."

Yue Yunkun slowed down for a moment, and muttered directly into the microphone: "But...... Our master's own 30 watts of light, look at the big oil head, shiny and shiny! ”

"Hahaha~"

"Yue Yunkun's praise is very good!"

"The spotlight is gone, but the fierce light in the eyes is out! Haha......"

"Thirty watts of oil, why do I want to laugh!"

"It's really sweaty for them, why do you talk about everything!"

"Do you care about them?"

"What's the matter, I'm afraid that they won't be able to live, and no one will dare to hack Lao Guo in the future~"

"Lao Guo: If you can go back alive, count me as losing!"

The audience laughed happily below.

Good guys, this show is no longer "Cross Talk with Newcomers", but the Black Lao Guo Competition!

"People are celebrities now, and they can't compare to us."

Waiting for the audience's mood to ease down a little, Su Yunming continued.

"Hmm."

Yue Yunkun also began to praise the eight classics.

"Who are people looking at Deyun Club? It's Guo Outline and Yu Qian who are looking at it. ”

Yue Yunkun: "Yes. ”

"Of course, some friends said that people don't like to watch cross talk." Su Yunming deliberately opened his tongue wide and pinched his tone.

Yue Yunkun: "Why? ”

"They don't think cross talk is exciting enough! Nothing exciting! ”

Yue Yunkun asked, "What should I do then?" ”

"Go to the bar!"

Yue Yunkun: "Oh, they like to go to bars. ”

"How exciting it is there! Right? Su Yunming said with a smile.

"Yes!" Yue Yunkun continued to hold it down in Su Yunming's tone.

Speaking of this, Su Yunming pulled Yue Yunkun and pointed to the audience: "Come on, come on, audience friends, look here......"

Yue Yunkun was pulled by Su Yunming, looking confused: "What's wrong with me?" ”

"The little prince of the bar!"

Su Yunming's accentuated word by word, and the introduction of the title of Yue Yunkun was quite grand.

"Hey~ Don't say that, I'm ashamed!"

This made Yue Yunkun embarrassed, and he was very reserved.

"Humble!"

After Su Yunming introduced Yue Yunkun, he pointed at himself again: "I can't compare with him!" ”

"What about you?"

As soon as the person praised himself, Yue Yunkun spoke politely now.

"I can't compare, I can't compare, I'm far worse than others."

Su Yunming shouted loudly in front of him, and whispered in the back: "I am the father of the bar." ”

"Puff ......"

There was an audience member in the audience who was tired of laughing, and he was going to drink saliva to moisten his throat.

As soon as he heard Su Yunming's words, he suddenly squirted out all the water in his mouth with a pop.

directly sprayed an audience member sitting in front of him all over his head.

The man looked back: Black Question Mark Triple JPG!

The rest of the audience couldn't hold back either.

"Forgive me for laughing unkindly!"

"First black master and then black partner, how can he say such a cross talk, it is too damaging to his image in my heart."

"Good guy, Su Yunming, this is a black habit!"

"I reported that Su Yunming and the two of them wanted to laugh me to death so that they could inherit my ant Huabei."

Stage.

"You go, you go."

Yue Yunkun only reacted at this time, and directly pushed Su Yunming's shoulder.

How big Yue Yunkun was, he suddenly pushed Su Yunming three meters away.

"Speak well, don't do it!"

Su Yunming walked back and said.

Yue Yunkun: "What's wrong with me!" ”

"What are you pushing me for?" Su Yunming stood in his original position and said to Yue Yunkun.

"What's wrong with pushing you!" Yue Yunkun said toughly.

As he spoke, he tugged at the clothes on his shoulders.

"The belt is open!"

As soon as these words came out, he saw Su Yunming's expression mixed with shyness, pushed Yue Yunkun's hand away, tidied up the clothes on his shoulders, and there was a little dissatisfaction in his tone.

For a while, the audience was stunned!

There was silence for two seconds, and then the laughter exploded.

"This ...... This ......"

"Su Yunming, today is completely self-liberating!"

"That's an explosion of information! I couldn't accept it for a while! ”

"Wait, let me take a look! Just now Su Yunming said that he took it away, and Yue Yunkun grabbed his shoulder, didn't that mean...... Shoulder straps? ”

"Shoulder strap ???"

"The belt is open~ him, he actually has a belt~"

"I don't care, let me laugh for a while~"

"Wait for me, laugh together, hahaha......"

"I've watched so many cross talks, I have to say, this Su Yunming is really a talent!"

"Lao Guo: Do you have a child? Come and check in my house in the evening. ”

"You can rest, don't be black Lao Guo, it's already coal."

A belt directly made the audience laugh and couldn't walk.

In the entire recording studio, five men squirted water out of their mouths, and seven laughed and cried.

And the girls, not far behind.

Many people can't close their mouths when they laugh, and their legs can't close together!

The audience in the audience all looked like crazy......