The little Taoist priest stretched his waist and yawned heavily.

Yesterday, Tianxuanzi came to visit, and the two talked at night.

So, the little Taoist priest got drunk.

Opening his eyes slightly, feeling the dazzling sunlight in front of him, the little Taoist priest frowned, and muttered: "It's so late!" ”

Then he opened his eyes.

His eyes were wide open!

I went, I must have been drunk and confused, I haven't woken up yet.

He blinked, then opened them again.

I'll go, why is it still like this!

Rubbing his eyes in disbelief, the little Taoist priest suddenly wanted to cry.

I'm going, why is my house full of people?

There are women, there are men, there are people who are neither men nor women.

Also, who is the person who sits on the master's chair, drinking tea all day long, and looks at himself with a smile?

I'll go, Queen Yang! Early in the morning, after a dignified country, Queen Yang, who is the mother of the world, has nothing to do with the palace maids and eunuchs, what are you doing in my room?

Don't bring this!

Seeing that the little Taoist priest looked like he wanted to cry without tears, Yang Houzhen took a sip of tea with relish, and said lightly: "It's okay to laugh." ”

Immediately, there was a loud laugh in the room.

There is the delicate laughter of the palace maids, the rough laughter of the guards, and the strange laughter of the eunuchs.

Well, I don't have the face to see people, and the little Taoist priest hid in the quilt with resentment.

So, the laughter was louder. Even Empress Yang pursed her lips and laughed.

Laughing enough, Yang Hou waved his hand: "Let's all go out." ”

After a room of people went out, the little Taoist priest came out of the bed, he put on his clothes with a bitter face, and hurriedly went to see Queen Yang.

Empress Yang waved her hand in disgust: "I'll go to the back garden, you wash up first, and then talk to me." ”

in the back garden.

Looking at the finishing and walking lightly, like a little Taoist priest of an immortal, Empress Yang nodded with satisfaction, and pointed to the stone bench beside him: "Sit!" ”

The little Taoist priest sat down respectfully, toasted a cup of tea, and asked, "Why is the saint free today to come to my Taiqing Courtyard?" ”

Empress Yang glanced at him: "What's the matter, you're not welcome?" This time, I didn't make a big fuss. ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "Where and where, I have no father or mother, and I am an orphan." If you really want to talk about it, the saint is also half my mother. The saint is coming, and I can't ask for it. ”

"It's just that if there aren't so many people in my room, that's the best."

A smile flashed across Empress Yang's face, and then the smile ended. She sighed: "Actually, it's nothing, there are a lot of troubles in the palace, I'm really bored, so I want to come out and relax." ”

The little Taoist priest nodded, but he didn't mean to answer: Just kidding, I dare to inquire about things in the palace, don't you think you have a long life?

Fortunately, Empress Yang didn't mean to say: "Tianyizi, I heard that you play a good flute, but I haven't heard it yet, so you can blow it and listen to it." ”

The little Taoist priest naturally should "yes", so he went back to the room to get the purple bamboo flute.

By the jasper spring, under the hundred flower trees, the little Taoist priest leads the flute and blows three songs in a row.

The sound of the flute is beautiful and touching, and the Taoist priest who blows the flute looks like a fairy among the gods, so the palace maids who stand are all intoxicated. The eyes that have seen it are as soft as water, or as blazing as fire.

Even Empress Yang sighed: "What a gentleman! ”

As the mother of a country, Empress Yang naturally couldn't stay here for a long time, and after listening to the flute, she set off to Daci Temple. Naturally, she wouldn't make a special trip to Taiqing Courtyard, but just sat by the way.

Out of the back garden, the little Taoist priest saw Tianxuanzi guarding the door and saluted Yang Hou respectfully.

Empress Yang stopped, nodded, and said with a smile: "Tianxuanzi, you are also a very good Taoist priest, I hope you can abide by the Taoist heart in the future and benefit the world!" ”

Tianyizi replied respectfully: "Poor Dao obeys the holy decree of the saint!" ”

Out of the Taiqing Courtyard, there was a person walking in the oblique thorn, holding an oil bag in his hand, and hurriedly walked with his head down, almost hitting Yang Hou and his party.

But it's the little fourth brother. The guards immediately stepped forward with swords and were about to take him down.

The little Taoist priest hurriedly shouted, "Wait." This person is a poor neighbor, and he has a lot of contacts on weekdays, so he is not intentionally offended. ”

The little fourth brother looked up and was startled when he saw such a group of people. Fortunately, he has experienced a lot now, and he is standing aside at the moment, lowering his eyebrows and looking down, and he doesn't dare to look at it.

The little Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "The saint came to my Taiqing Courtyard, but he drank two cups of tea, which is really neglectful." ”

He stepped forward and took the oil bag in the hand of the little fourth brother: "This kid is a twist shop, and the twist flower taste is really good, and it is the best in Lin'an." Since the saint happened to come across it, it would be better to taste it, it would be considered a new taste. ”

Ma Zhongshou was shocked when he heard this, the dignified Queen of the Song Dynasty, how could she eat the snacks on the stalls outside? He was about to drink it, but Yang Hou had already reached out to take it, broke a piece, and tasted it carefully. Then he nodded and praised: "Yes, it's really good, I'm afraid I can't make this taste in the imperial dining room." ”

Hearing the words "Imperial Dining Room", the little fourth brother immediately trembled, his head was lowered, but his hands clenched involuntarily, and the sweat in his palms rushed out.

After Empress Yang finished eating a twist flower, she shouted, "Young Eunuch Ma." ”

The horse waiter bowed his head and responded, "The little one is here." ”

"Tell the palace steward that this twist will be a tribute in the future."

The little Taoist priest is overjoyed, Queen Yang is Queen Yang, tsk, how smart! You don't have to think about it to know what I'm up to in mind. Now the little fourth brother is developed.

Empress Yang glanced at the little Taoist priest and said with a smile: "You are famous, but I didn't expect to make friends with people in the market." ”

The little Taoist priest replied: "Fate is fellowship, why care too much about identity? ”

Empress Yang nodded, and then ordered: "Young Eunuch Ma, I like this twist very much, you remind them, some means must not be used, so as not to disturb my fun." ”

The horseman should be respectful.

After Empress Yang and his party left, the little fourth brother still stood there dumbfounded.

The little Taoist stepped forward with a smile and punched him: "What's the matter?" Laughing stupid? ”

The little fourth brother woke up like a dream, he pointed to the direction where Empress Yang left, and stammered: "She, she ......"

The little Taoist priest nodded: "Yes, this is my queen of the Great Song Dynasty, Empress Yang." ”

The little fourth brother let out an "ah", knelt on the ground, and kowtowed three times in a row.

When he got up, he said in a daze, "So, I, I'm not dreaming? ”

"Naturally not! Little Fourth Brother, I said that you are destined to become the leading wealthy businessman in my Great Song Dynasty. No, this is the perfect opportunity. ”

"Tsk, come to me to send twist flowers, and actually send twist flowers as tribute. With the name of tribute, little fourth brother, you can lie down and count the money in the future. ”

The little fourth brother grinned and smirked. He smirked: "The most important thing is the last sentence of Queen Yang." ”

"Don't hide it from the immortal, in fact, the little one once had this thought, and wanted to trust the relationship between the immortal and list this twist flower as a tribute. But those eunuchs in the palace are all ruthless, and the means are endless. If a small worry is not good, the great good will become a big bad. At that time, the little one is afraid that the family will go bankrupt. ”

Speaking of this, the little fourth brother clapped his hands suddenly: "It's good, it's excellent, with Empress Yang's order, who of those eunuchs dares to get up and down?" ”

"It's developed, it's developed!"

"I'm still asking the Immortal Chief for this. Immortal Chief, I, Li Xiaosi, am a grateful person, if Immortal Chang uses money in the future, he only needs to command, how much I have, and Immortal Chang can take as much as I want. ”

Seeing the little fourth brother who left in a hurry and couldn't wait to share the good news with his mother-in-law, the little Taoist priest smiled slightly.

He entered the Taiqing Courtyard and saw Tianxuanzi standing in the courtyard, smiling proudly and smugly.

The little Taoist priest asked, "Confidant, when did you talk to Empress Yang?" ”

Tianxuanzi smiled: "When you slept like a pig, I chatted with Empress Yang for a while, and I liked Empress Yang very much. ”

The little Taoist priest sighed: "I'll go, Empress Yang finally came to Taiqing Courtyard for a trip, and the result was good, and all the benefits were won by the two of you." ”

"Pity me, I played three flutes in vain!"

A few days passed.

"Baby Rou'er, you tell Brother Daoist, what does Qingyan think, okay?" The little Taoist priest pleaded.

Rou Erqi said: "What's the matter, Brother Daoist? ”

The little Taoist priest had a bitter face: "I've been chasing Qingyan for more than a month, but it seems that there has been no progress." ”

Rou'er frowned: "But Brother Daoist, you don't seem to have done anything?" ”

"Yes," the little Taoist priest snapped his fingers: "I invited her, went shopping twice, went to a temple fair, and listened to a song." ”

"That's all?"

"Isn't that enough?" The little Taoist said: "I think back then, your sister Ruoxue and I have only known each other for more than ten days, and then they worshiped the church and became relatives. is with baby Rou'er, and overnight, the relationship in this life was determined. But Qingyan first ignored me for several months, and then chased me for a month without any movement. ”

"Hey, talented women are just difficult."

Rou'er pouted and said angrily: "Hmph, Brother Stinky Daoist, a woman like Sister Qingyan is going to spend a lifetime of hard work to chase, love, and spoil all the time, how much have you paid?" ”

"You can't help but take us women too lightly."

"Hmph, it was just that I accidentally got on your thief ship at that time, and you got it too easily, so you thought that our woman was too easy to chase and coax."

"Sister Xuanxian is right, men are so stinky and virtuous, they are too easy to get, but they don't know how to cherish it."

"Brother Stinky Daoist, the slave is angry, but angry."

I'll go! The little Taoist priest couldn't wait to slap himself: "Really, it's okay to be cheap!" Go and ask your wife for advice on how to chase other women, isn't this asking for hardship? ”

The little Taoist priest hurriedly made up for it: "Baby Rou'er, how can I be, to you, am I not loving and petting me all the time?" ”

Ke Rou'er didn't listen: "Brother Stinky Daoist, what does Sister Qingyan think now, the slave knows, but the slave just won't tell you." ”

"Also, the slave decided to talk to Sister Ruoxue, and we both ignored you, so you have to pursue it again. Hmph, slaves should also go shopping, please watch temple fairs, and listen to music. ”

Watching Rou'er leave angrily, the little Taoist priest couldn't wait to give himself a slap in the face: What does it mean to not die, you won't die!