The little Taoist priest who is good at death tasted the taste of finding death with joy.

Rou'er really did what she said, and used the dream technique of Dayan to pull Xu Ruoxue into a dream, and the two girls had a deep conversation in their dreams.

So the little Taoist priest found that the woman he wanted to chase was not one, but three!

I'll go!

For more than a month after that, the little Taoist priest had a bitter face, thinking about how to please women all day long. Where to eat delicious food, where to have fun, where to see and see.

It's just that at the same time as suffering, the little Taoist priest has an unexpected gain. Every time they were happy, Ruoxue and Rou'er would always hold back the affection in their hearts and give him some big rewards. is Qingyan, although she doesn't say it, but in her eyes, there is clearly a trace of tenderness.

Only then did the little Taoist priest realize that women, what they say is good, and they usually care a lot, but this is not enough, they must always give them some surprises and some touches.

So the little Taoist priest gradually enjoyed it. Anyway, there is nothing to do now, so even Zhang Tianshi, and he himself has cleaned up the old bottom of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.

But the days of purity are not too long.

On this day, the little Taoist priest was about to go out, but he saw a person rushing straight to the Taiqing Courtyard with a big grin.

Seeing him swaggering, his feet did not stop, and he entered the house directly, and the little Taoist priest was stunned: since the saint personally gave the four words "clean and undisturbed", no one really dares to go on such a rampage like this person!

At first, the little Taoist priest thought that this was a great person. But look at it again, I'll go, this unkempt one, not to say a beggar, really looks like a beggar.

The little Taoist priest shouted: "Wait! ”

The man stopped and pointed to himself: "Are you calling me uncle?" ”

Hearing his rude words, the little Taoist priest was even more unhappy: "Who are you, you broke in without asking?" ”

The man's eyelids rolled: "I'm looking for the owner of this house to send a message." ”

The little Taoist priest frowned and pointed to the plaque on the door: "You see clearly, what kind of word is this, and who inscribed it?" ”

The man shouted in a strange voice: "Lao Tzu is illiterate, look at a bird." ”

The little Taoist priest was stunned, I'll go, the decree of the dignified saint was easily cracked like this, he couldn't read!

The little Taoist priest could only smile bitterly: "I am the owner of this family, what are you looking for me?" ”

The man's eyes glared: "Say it earlier, bring it, fifty taels of silver." ”

The little Taoist priest wondered: "Who are you, why should I give you silver?" ”

The man smiled and said, "My name is Li Mouse, and I rely on a message." ”

"Listen up, you ugly, poor, pervert,"

You're ugly, poor, perverted? These words came out of the mouth of an unkempt, five-year-old and three-thick man, but in front of the little Taoist, a cute and extremely cute face clearly appeared.

Suzaku!

It's something I've never seen since the last goodbye, Suzaku!

The little Taoist priest was in a hurry: "Later, say it quickly!" ”

Li Mouse smiled slyly: "If you want to say yes, take the silver, fifty taels." ”

"Good!" The little Taoist priest did not hesitate and took out five gold ingots from behind him.

Looking at the yellow golden light, Li Mouse's eyes straightened. He cried out urgently, "Give it to me, give it to me." ”

His eyes turned red all of a sudden, and he reached out to grab it.

The little Taoist priest was disgusted, flipped his hand, and took the gold ingots into his arms. He said coldly: "How do I know that the news you brought is worth fifty taels of silver?" ”

Li Mouse said in a trembling voice: "It's worth it, it's definitely worth it." Give me silver, and I want silver. ”

Seeing that the little Taoist priest didn't give it, he squeezed out a low roar from his throat, and actually pounced, and hit it with a fist.

The little Taoist priest was furious, dodged, and was about to fight back, when there was a clear sound in his ears, and a sword was placed on the neck of Li Mouse.

The cold sword body made Li Mouse sober up, his body was weak, he knelt down without hesitation, kowtowed and said: "Spare your life, your adult spare your life, the little one is wrong, I don't dare anymore." ”

Xu Ruoxue covered her nose, frowned and said, "Who is this person?" ”

Li Mouse shouted: "Auntie, I'm not a bad person, I'm here to deliver a letter, to help a woman who looks very small, but has big breasts, and is very big, to send two messages." ”

He looked very small, but his chest was very big, so Xu Ruoxue glared at the little Taoist priest fiercely: "What kind of message, say!" ”

Li Mouse hesitated, but gritted his teeth: "Bring the silver, fifty taels of silver, not a cent less." ”

Xu Ruoxue was furious, and the sword in her hand tightened: "Do you want money or death?" ”

Li Mouse hissed: "I want money!" Five taels of silver can buy one life of Lao Tzu, and fifty taels of silver is enough to buy ten lives. ”

"If you want to kill, you will kill, but if you kill me, you will not get that message again. If you don't listen to that message, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. ”

Money is nothing but things outside the body, and if you can know the whereabouts of the finch, let alone fifty taels of silver, it is fifty taels of gold, so what? But looking at the scoundrel appearance of Li Mouse, the little Taoist priest only felt that a bad breath was blocked in his heart, and he felt uncomfortable.

Li Mouse saw that he had grabbed his handle, and he was proud again for a while. He shouted arrogantly: "You have offended me now, fifty taels of silver is not enough, I want one hundred taels now, oh no, two hundred taels." ”

"Two hundred taels of silver, do you give it or not, do you give it or not?" Li Mouse had red eyes, stiffened his neck, and hissed. He was so excited that the Blood Sea Sword made a cut in his neck, and the blood flowed down, but he still didn't care!

The little Taoist priest was a little shocked, but after thinking about it, this is not right!

That person is Suzaku'er, can Suzaku do something like sending a message for fifty taels of silver?

The little Taoist priest smiled: "Hmph, the little lady who asked you to send a message, I don't know it best, she is rude and willful, and she has never been willing to suffer any loss in her life." In this world, only she takes advantage of others, and no one can take advantage of her. ”

"Tell you to send a message, it would be good if she could give you five taels, fifty taels of silver, hehe."

He smiled and patted Li Mouse's face: "If you say less, I won't believe it." Fifty taels,"

He snorted coldly: "Madam, haven't you been boasting all the time, under your broken hands, even the iron-beaten man will turn into mud." I don't believe what you say, but today, Madame can open my eyes. ”

Xu Ruoxue raised her eyebrows: "Please ask your husband to see it as a means of wife." ”

Xu Ruoxue's murderous aura is so strong, this anger, Li Mouse was so frightened that his whole body softened, and he couldn't stop shaking.

But even so, Li Mouse still shouted: "Lao Tzu only needs money, don't die." Lao Tzu is not even afraid of death, what are you afraid of? You have offended me, beware of a fake letter I give you. ”

The little Taoist priest sighed: "I really don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin." Madame, ignore these people, and throw him into the wood-room, and I have my own means to make him tell the truth. I vouch for it, he won't get the last copper plate. ”

was carried away by Xu Ruoxue, and Li Mouse was still insisting. But after walking a few steps, he shouted: "Lao Tzu doesn't want two hundred taels, just fifty taels, and he said okay at the beginning." ”

The little Taoist priest was too lazy to pay attention to him, under Rou'er's mental technique, what couldn't he ask?

Seeing that he turned around and left, walking neatly and neatly, without hesitation, Li Mozi panicked, knowing that he was really full of confidence, let himself speak, so he shouted: "Only thirty taels, thirty taels will do." ”

Seeing that the little Taoist priest didn't stay any longer, Li Mouse completely collapsed and cried: "Ten taels of silver, the small one can make a poisonous oath to the sky, it's really ten taels of silver." The little lady said clearly, and sent a sealed letter, ten taels of silver. ”

"As long as ten taels, no matter how false this statement is, the small sky thunders and splits, and the children and grandchildren are cut off."

Only then did the little Taoist priest stop: "I'll give you five taels of silver, you say it or not." ”

"It turned out that it was fifty taels." Li Mouse was furious, but as soon as the little Taoist priest turned around, he begged: "Five taels is five taels." ”

The little Taoist priest came back and took out five taels of silver from his bosom.

Xu Ruoxue let go of Li Mouse, Li Mouse, grabbed the silver, measured it carefully, and smiled.

The little Taoist priest said, "Say it." Since I dare to give you the money first, I will not be afraid that you will tell lies. If you tell a lie, not only will you not have five taels of silver, but I will have my own means to make you pay a heavy price. ”

He said coldly: "I think before you came, you must not have inquired into who I am?" ”

Li Mouse's eyes rolled wildly, but looking at the little Taoist priest with a calm face, he hesitated a few times, and finally sighed: "Okay, Lao Tzu admits it." ”

"The message is, you ugly, poor, perverted, don't come to my rescue. If you don't come here quickly, I'm going to lose my life and die. ”

At first hearing this, the little Taoist priest was shocked. He stepped forward, grabbed Li Mouse's neck, and hissed, "How is the person who asked you to take the message now?" ”

Li Mouse's eyes rolled and he said with a smile: "Lao Tzu doesn't know how she is now, but Lao Tzu knows, where is she now?" If you want to know, say, take the money, and only ......."

The little Taoist priest shouted: "Believe it or not, I can make you die unclear, and after death, I can detain your soul and let your soul tell me the truth again." ”

"Give you one last chance, you say. Or don't say it! ”

When others say this, Li Mouse must not believe it. But when the person in front of him said it, Li Mouse inexplicably believed it. He didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and said hurriedly: "It's in Ping'an Town, Chongde County, Jiaxing Prefecture." ”

The little Taoist priest was so anxious at this time that he didn't bother to pay attention to him, and shouted angrily: "Get out!" ”

The man raised his leg and ran, ran a few steps, looked at the silver in his hand, laughed, and said with a smile: "Five taels of silver for a trip, it's worth it!" ”

The little Taoist priest said coldly: "What are you proud of? For me, not to mention five taels of silver, it is a thousand taels of gold, and I am willing to change it. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that you looked too ugly at the beginning, you would have gotten fifty taels of silver. Now even the ten taels of silver that you should have given were only half of them in the end, so why are you happy here? ”

As soon as he said this, Li Mouse's laughter stopped abruptly, and after thinking about it, he immediately covered his face and cried, and left crying.

The little Taoist priest sighed: "These bastards! It's really vulgar and cunning, greedy and vicious. ”

Xu Ruoxue said: "Husband is a little immortal, how can he understand these low-level people? In the eyes of a wife, not to mention gangsters and homeless people, they are ordinary people, six or seven times out of ten. But if there is a little profit, he will catch it and bite it, not to mention shame and morality, and even his life can be wanted. It's just that the husband has never been in contact with these people, so it's rare and weird. ”

The little Taoist priest sighed.

Thinking of the message of the bird, "If you don't come over quickly, the bird and I will lose my body and die", the little Taoist priest was very anxious.

He said, "Madam, I'm going to save the finch, I'm going to save the finch!" ”