Harmonious!

As soon as you walk in the door.

No quarrels!

No throwing things and smashing pots!

Such a harmonious picture, Xiao Zuoqiu doesn't know how many years, he hasn't seen it at home.

In the past, before entering the house, I could hear my parents shouting inside.

Basically, it's all for some trivial things, and you can quarrel endlessly.

This kind of decades-old couple, quarreling is the most annoying.

Why?

Because it's the best way to turn over old accounts.

Why, twenty-three years ago, that night, you didn't leave me a sip when you drank Coke.

Or, when you watched a movie nine years ago, you kept staring at the thighs of the young woman sitting next to you......

These old accounts can be remembered tightly in their respective small books, and there are even red pen strokes underneath!

However, today Xiao Zuoqiu returned home with a spring-like mood and found that the home was also a spring breeze and harmony.

It's a good feeling!

What's going on with Mom and Dad today?

Won the lottery?

That's not right!

I have more than 30 suites in my house, and any one is not worth five million, is it something to be happy about winning the lottery?

What could it be for?

Could it be that my parents know that I have already dealt with Li Sao and can take my husband home?

No way!

I didn't even say, how could they possibly know?

Walking cautiously to the kitchen, Xiao Zuoqiu's eyes widened, and he looked at his mother with a happy and sweet smile in disbelief, like a girl's crimson little face.

And the father was full of manliness, wielding a spatula, and had a "most dazzling national style" duet with his mother in the kitchen.

"Yo! Zuoqiu is back? Come! I'm going to try your dad's braised pork trotters today......"

When Xiao's mother smiled back, she looked at her stunned daughter standing outside the door, and said with a flattering face.

"Mom and Dad, what are you doing...... What's going on? Quit quarrels? ”

was stunned, Xiao Zuoqiu always felt that something was weird.

"What are you talking about, you kid? You want me to quarrel with your mom so much? ”

Father Xiao straightened his chest and smiled happily.

With this smile, Xiao Zuoqiu finally realized that something was wrong.

It turns out that today, my father has always held his head high and his chest high, which is in stark contrast to the previous appearance of "not being able to raise his head".

Therefore, the harmony of a family is very important.

The factors that lead to disharmony in a family are always varied.

However, the most crucial factor in ensuring a harmonious family is always so consistent.

Otherwise, how can the old saying say that a husband and wife quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!

As long as there is harmony in the bed, any contradictions, any dissatisfaction, are just a shot of enmity.

There's nothing that can't be solved with one shot!

If anything, then ...... Let's use a shot that lasts five hours!

……

Dinner was served.

The menu is very generous!

Xiao Zuoqiu was stunned, his parents had made all the good dishes!

However, it seems that this has nothing to do with her daughter.

During the whole meal, both of them completely ignored their daughter's appearance of such a big light bulb feeding you and me there.

It's just ......

I'm going to get tired of Xiao Zuoqiu to death!

She is almost 30 years old, and it is the first time she has ...... I was disgusted by my parents' show of affection.

"I'm full! You eat slowly......"

Xiao Zuoqiu, who couldn't stand it, hurriedly got up and prepared to go back to his room.

However, on the way back to the room, she heard her father, who had a rough body, actually said to her mother in a coquettish state: "Wife! With a good husband like me, you have to pay attention to it! ”

Xiao's mother laughed and said, "I just praised you a few words, and I sprinkled it." Do you want me to tie you up with a dog chain? ”

"No! Now that the outside society is so chaotic and open, you don't pay attention to me, what if I go out and be raped? Father Xiao said matter-of-factly.

"Vomit ......"

Hearing this, even his father, Xiao Zuoqiu couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body.

Father! That's a bit too much! Disgusting.

"Will you be forced? Male or female? ”

Xiao's mother couldn't help laughing, she found that her man still had such a cute side.

"You don't care about men and women, wife, there is a very hot question on the Internet recently, that is, when I am about to be forced, do you want me to carry a condom or a knife?"

It turned out that Xiao's father saw a joke on the Internet to test his partner, and deliberately led up the topic to test Xiao's mother!

Xiao's mother was stunned, this Nima, isn't this question asked by a woman to a man?

You're a man, and you still ask this kind of question?

But this question is really not easy to answer, it is not good to wear a sleeve or a knife!

"Wife! Don't hesitate, say whatever you think in your heart, do you want me to bring a sleeve or a knife? Xiao's father urged Xiao's mother to answer.

Xiao Zuoqiu also pricked up his ears, curious about how his mother would answer.

Who would have thought, Xiao Mu sneered and said, "Xiao Yaowu! And with a knife with a sleeve! Look in the mirror yourself, you ugly! Let's still smile! ”

Father Xiao: "......"

Xiao Zuoqiu: "......"

……

It's late at night!

Sausa Guesthouse.

Li Sao was really tired enough today, and he fell asleep after lying on the bed a few times.

So much so that Li Sao didn't notice it at all.

In room 205 above his head, there was a creaking sound, but it was interrupted in a few clicks.

And then......

Immediately afterwards, there was a scream of a middle-aged uncle.

"Stop fighting! Wife, I'm ...... I don't know why that's happening......"

"Really! Wife, I swear! Last night, I literally heard their bed ring for five hours......"

……

A night of wind and rain!

Early the next morning, before Li Sao could sleep enough, he was woken up by the sound of quarrels outside.

"What a bullshit hotel! I'm going to complain to you! ”

The middle-aged uncle shouted indignantly with the voice of a male duck.

"Big brother! Isn't it a good place to live? Do you have ...... What's not to like? ”

Sister Qiao was also woken up by this uncle, and asked cautiously on the side.

"Not satisfied! I'm not satisfied with your hotel anywhere, do you see? My face, my arms, and my belly were all beaten by my wife! I don't care, call your little boss out of here, I'm going to complain about your ......"

The angry middle-aged uncle showed Sister Qiao the scars that had been pinched out of his body.

"What's going on? What's going on? ”

Just when Sister Qiao was full of embarrassment, Li Sao walked out of the room in time.

He recognized the uncle in front of him, who had been a "listener" in his room last night.

"Little boss! You're here, I'm going to complain. What kind of bullshit do you guys, it doesn't work at all. ”

As soon as he saw Li Sao appear, the uncle was even more angry and pulled Li Sao's collar and asked, "You say, the sturdy woman and her husband yesterday are not the actors you invited?" Deliberately acting for us to see? ”

"It didn't work? Impossible! ”

The system is produced and must be a high-quality product!

Li Sao is a little confused, this long-lasting house is blessed by the system, it is absolutely stable and reliable, and it is impossible to fail.

"What can't be? I'm telling you, it just doesn't work. I was beaten like this by my wife in the middle of the night, I don't care, you have to return the money! I will also be compensated for my medical expenses and mental damages. And ......"

The uncle, who was a little puzzled, clenched his fists and said, "And I want to report to the majority of impotence friends that you are cheating, and the long-lasting room has no effect at all." ”

"Wait...... Uncle! Don't get excited! ”

Li Sao squinted his eyes, and his mind turned, as if he had grasped the crux of the problem.

He grabbed the uncle, who was a little out of control, and asked tentatively, "Uncle! Can you tell me that when you're at home, you and your wife do that, probably...... How long is it? ”

"What? How long can I be! How can I tell you? ”

The uncle was ashamed to speak, and his eyes widened.

"No! Uncle, you have to tell me how many minutes you can hold out when you're at home! Otherwise, there is no way to compare the effect......" Li Sao continued to guide very carefully.

Who knew that when the uncle heard this, he was even more angry: "Who are you insulting? I...... Can I count my time in minutes? It takes seconds! You know what? Three seconds! If you let me convert it to minutes, it's only 0.05 minutes. If you want to change the way to insult me, no way! ”

Burst!

Three seconds?

Convert that to minutes!

It's really only 0.05 seconds.

Wait a minute......

Unit conversion, that's not the point!

The point is...... Uncle, what are you doing...... Shoot in seconds!

"What are you doing! Looking at me with such eyes? Hum! If I'm not impotent, what am I doing here? The uncle reasoned with a straight face.

At this time, Li Sao knew the root of the problem.

Three seconds, multiplied by five times the effect of the long-lasting room, to get ...... Fifteen seconds!

Really a three-second man!

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