The crux of the matter could not be more obvious.

The uncle in front of Li Sao demonstrated it very vividly.

What is called real mud can't hold up the wall.

He's meowing!

It's all multiplied by 5 for you, and you're still ...... It's less than a minute.

Is there a shame in it?

What more do you want?

Of course, these words, Li Shao can only MMP in his heart, and it is absolutely impossible to say them.

After all, the customer is God!

People spend a thousand oceans to stay for one night, so we have to give him the best experience, right?

But......

To make this three-second real man a sharp increase, the difficulty is ...... It's not ordinary!

"What? Little boss, if you don't solve this matter for me, I'm not done with you. ”

The uncle seemed to be planning to lie to Li Sao, staring at the bull's eye, leaning against the front desk, looking like he would not give up.

"Li Sao, what should I do? Or...... Let's just refund him the money and compensate him a little more, shall we? After all, the reputation of our hotel's signature cannot be lost. ”

Sister Qiao, who came from a small place, has always been the principle of doing things quietly.

However, Li Sao is not a person who compromises so easily, and besides, his side has no responsibility for this "accident" at all.

Clearly, it clearly gave him a five-fold boost.

It's just that...... In his subjective feeling, the effect improvement is not obvious enough.

"That uncle and aunt last night seemed to be ...... It was because the listener live broadcast mode was turned on that it lasted for five hours. ”

Recalling the scene last night, Li Sao felt that this matter was a bit tricky.

Most of the uncles who suffer from impotence symptoms are probably like this uncle, and the duration ranges from a few seconds to a minute or two.

A five-fold increase, it seems that for them, the effect is really very likely not to be obvious.

Using Audience Mode is indeed a good solution.

However......

You can't just be in your room every day and have 10 people in the audience, right?

Just when Li Sao turned on his angry brain and began to think about the solution, a loud roar suddenly came from upstairs.

"Zhong Kesheng! Where are you going, get up for the old lady. ”

With a roar of Hedong lion, the uncle leaning on the front desk almost fell, and hurriedly ran upstairs.

"Wife! I'm here, I'm ......"

Uncle Zhong hurried back to the room, and Li Sao followed.

As soon as he reached the door, he heard a crackling sound coming through it.

"What did I say? Get in bed and see your people! Where did you go? Did you go to the front desk vixen? ”

"Wife! I...... How dare I! I went to the little boss theory. ”

"Theory is a yarn, if you can't do it yourself, you can't do it. is still superstitious about this and that, and the happiness of the old lady is all ruined in your hands. ”

"Oops! Wife, don't fight, I'm ...... I'm going to reason with that little boss! At least, at least get the money back, right? ”

"Get out! The old lady really didn't know why she was blind and married such a wreck as you. ”

……

Squeak!

Uncle Zhong opened the door and came out, with two more slap marks on his face.

At this moment, Li Sao once again realized.

It's so hard to be a man!

Being a middle-aged man, it's even harder!

Being a middle-aged man with a weak heart is the hardest!

At this moment, Li Sao looked at Uncle Zhong's gaze, full of deep sympathy and pity.

"Little boss, you saw it too, right? Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and you, the Sauche Hotel, gave me hope, and forcibly wiped out my hope, leaving only despair! ”

Shaking his head helplessly, Uncle Zhong spread his hands and said, "So you see, I asked you for a mental damage fee, it's not too much, right?" ”

"Not too much! Not too much! Not too much at all, just ......"

Li Sao smacked his lips and asked, "Uncle! Your wife has always been so grumpy and ...... Hit you? ”

"Actually, it wasn't like this at the beginning, I want to ...... at the beginning"

was asked this by Li Sao, and Uncle Zhong also seemed to be stuck in a long time ago.

"I think at the beginning, I was young, and she was young. It's called a young man and a beautiful girl, I have a generous and elegant temperament, she is virtuous and gentle. ”

"I think at the beginning, when she first saw me, I saw her for the first time, eyebrows and soft words. In the autumn waves, there was three feelings in his eyes. In the love letter, there is love between the lines......"

"But I don't know when, she became like this, beating and scolding at every turn, I really can't stand it! Little boss, think about it, where man has no self-esteem? Who wants to be called a wreck by his wife at home all day long, and be slapped and slapped by his wife? ”

sighed, thinking of the past and the present, Uncle Zhong is not enough to shed two lines of tears!

"The eighteenth change of the female university, uncle, you should mourn and change! However, you didn't think of a way to talk to your aunt? At least let her change her hand-beating problem, right? ”

Looking at the fresh scars on the uncle's face and body, Li Sao offered a little immature advice.

"Yes! Why not? ”

Sobbing, Uncle Zhong said, "I've heard people say that learning what kind of karate taekwondo can make people with violent tendencies restrain themselves. It is possible to cultivate their martial virtues, and after learning them, they will not make easy moves. So I enrolled her in a karate training class......"

"Huh? This method is good, it can be regarded as countering violence with violence in disguise. So, did the aunt change it later? Li Sao asked.

"Change what? I'm like this now, do you think she's changed? ”

The uncle smiled bitterly, shook his head, and said.

"Isn't this class reported in vain?"

"No, no, no......"

The uncle waved his hand and said, "That's not in vain!" At least for now, she'll bow me before hitting me! ”

Li Sao: "......"

Uncle Zhong: "Don't talk about these sad things!" Little boss, give money! For the sake of your good people, I won't report you to the Impotence Association. Just refund me double the price of the room, how about it? ”

"Uncle! It's impossible to get your money back, but I still have a way, do you want to try it? ”

Li Sao looked at the time, it was less than six o'clock in the morning, and there were still six hours before checking out at twelve o'clock at noon!

How to let the uncle have a new and different experience in these six hours?

"Oh? Is it really possible? ”

Uncle Zhong obviously still has some hope.

"Of course. Uncle, you have to believe in the strength of our house. ”

The corners of Li Sao's mouth curled slightly, and he said, "I have a bold idea!" ”

……