My name is Li Sao!

I'm panicking now!

But I can't panic, this is the most basic quality of being a god of sorrow.

Even if the heart collapses again, the basic plate on the face can't be changed!

"Li Sao, come here......"

Seeing this, Uncle Pang was also worried about Li Sao.

After all, Brother Duck is not a good stubble, even Uncle Pang's pet store now pays Brother Duck a protection fee every month!

Quickly pulled Li Sao aside, Uncle Dang whispered: "Li Sao, Brother Duck is not something you can mess with." Spend some money to fight the disaster! ”

Because he knew Li Sao's temperament, Uncle Pang persuaded him so hard, because he was afraid that he would have a hard time with Brother Duck, and Li Sao would undoubtedly suffer in the end.

However, who is Li Shao!

For Uncle Pang's anti-ear advice, he instead raised his arms and shouted, pointing at the duck brother and shouting: "Die! I, Li Sao, will never bow my head like the underworld forces......"

Uncle Pang: "You ......"

And Brother Duck's younger brothers rushed over in unison and surrounded Li Sao.

"Boy, who do you say is the underworld? We're serious about running a security company. You slander me like this, believe it or not, I can directly go to a lawyer to sue you for defamation! ”

Brother Duck curled the corners of his mouth, walked in front of Li Sao, threw the small advertisement on the ground, and said, "You think about this matter yourself, how to solve it, anyway, you must satisfy me." ”

"Brother Duck! Anger ...... Li Sao is still in college and is not very sensible. ”

Uncle Pang hurriedly stepped forward to play the round, and he and Brother Duck are also old acquaintances.

If you want to say that this duck brother, he was a bastard in this area when he was a child, relying on his father to be the director of the street office, and he did all kinds of evil.

It's just that Daddy Duck is an old cadre, and he has never supported Brother Duck, but whenever he sees Brother Duck bullying men and women in his own name, he immediately takes off his belt and jerks it violently.

It is precisely because of this that during the years when Daddy Duck was alive, although Brother Duck was very mixed, he was relatively law-abiding.

However, after Duck's father passed away five years ago, Brother Duck immediately became restless, pulled up a group of brothers, and started a security company.

On the surface, it is a regular security company, but in fact, it has a monopoly on all kinds of popular stalls and businesses in the neighborhood, and earns income from rent and protection fees.

Recently, Brother Duck has learned from a few Putian guys, learned from them to open black clinics, posted small advertisements everywhere, and specialized in treating all kinds of impotence or venereal diseases.

It's just a little unlucky, and it's only been a few days since the advertisement was posted, and it didn't have much effect......

In the empty clinic, there are not many patients visiting at all.

Brother Duck immediately went to settle accounts with those Putian guys, but on the way, he found that the small advertisements he asked his subordinates to post were all changed.

it!

After eating the bear's heart and leopard's gall, Brother Duck immediately sent his younger brother to investigate, and found that the address left behind was actually a hotel called "Saoshe" in the nearby neighborhood.

Moreover, what is even more surprising is that this house has also become famous in the past half a month, and its reputation in the Beijing Impotence Association is well-known, and I don't know how many impotence uncles are waiting in line to live in the long-lasting house of the house.

A long-lasting room for one night, a thousand yuan for the room fee.

Even in the capital, in this grade of hotel, I am afraid it is the most expensive.

So, of course, Brother Duck also moved his mind, and the yellow-haired little brother who pulled a van came to the door to ask the teacher for his guilt.

"Ignorant? If you don't know anything, you can smash my business? ”

Pretending to be angry, Brother Duck has played this set for many years, and it is very slippery, and the ordinary small merchants and vendors are frightened by this posture and promise to be obedient.

"This duck brother looks pretty sassy!"

staring at Brother Duck's face seriously, Li Sao saw the commotion on his body, a total of 67 commotion points.

Therefore, Li Sao did not dare to underestimate it and raised his vigilance.

was questioned aggressively by Brother Duck, Li Sao first retreated as a step: "Brother Duck, what do you mean?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes...... Brother Duck, do you want Li Sao to take one or two thousand yuan to buy cigarettes for the brothers? That's it! Uncle Pang also interjected in a hurry and acted as a peacemaker.

However, what does Brother Duck ask for is only one or two thousand yuan?

He smiled and pointed to the door of the house and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal, since you have ruined my money-making business, then pay me a business!" Although your hotel is in tatters, but the business is not bad, I want half of the shares, let's forget about it. ”

Hearing this, Li Sao's eyes narrowed and smiled, and the fox's tail was really exposed.

In fact, Li Sao had long expected that as soon as the reputation of the long-lasting house was hit, it would inevitably be targeted by people with good intentions for his hotel.

It's just that Li Sao didn't expect the other party to come so quickly.

"That's not going to work! Brother Duck, this is the only property left to him by Li Sao's deceased parents, you want half of the shares at once, this is ...... It's a bit excessive. ”

Uncle Pang stood on Li Sao's position and protested.

"Lao Pang, what's the matter with you? I don't want to open your pet shop, do you? Brother Duck pushed Uncle Dang away.

"But, Brother Duck ......"

Uncle Pangda still wanted to speak for Li Sao, but Li Sao pulled him aside and said, "Uncle Pang, this is my business, and it has nothing to do with you." Let me talk to this duck brother myself......"

didn't want to implicate Uncle Pang, Li Sao stepped forward very calmly and said to Brother Duck: "Brother Duck has a great appetite!" However, if you want me to take half of the shares for no reason, do you think I will agree? ”

"Yo! Boy, there's a kind! Dare to talk to my duck brother like that, but...... If you don't agree, do you think my brother duck can't do it? ”

Brother Duck was very surprised by Li Sao's toughness, he snapped his fingers, and the little brother next to him took out a deck of cards.

"So be it! Boy, I'll give you a chance to gamble with me. ”

Brother Duck drew three cards from the playing cards and said, "See! Of those three cards, only one card is an ace, and I'm going to put three cards here now.

You only have one chance, and if you can flip that ace, our grudge will be written off.

If you can't turn it over, I'm sorry...... Your hotel, it's not as simple as asking for half of the shares. I'm going to take it all! ”

Putting the three cards on the front desk, Brother Duck laughed arrogantly: "If you don't have a bird, you can also choose not to bet, just give me half of the shares." ”

"Drop! A three-star riot operation was detected around the host, resulting in 6 riot points. ”

After Brother Duck said these words, Li Sao heard the system's prompt tone.

"Samsung Sao operation? Where? Could it be...... Brother Duck's action just now? ”

Li Sao looked at the three cards on the table with a little puzzlement, according to the random probability, the probability of winning A by himself was only one-in-three.

But what kind of operation is this?

At this time, Uncle Pang hurriedly pulled Li Sao over and whispered: "Li Sao, don't bet with him." Last year, there was a stall owner on our street who was like this, and he gambled with Brother Duck, but even his wife lost it. In fact, there is no ace in those three cards, and the A has long been hidden in the pocket by Brother Duck......"

"Hidden in your pocket? No wonder...... This duck brother is rampant, and he really has a lot of tricks. Otherwise, I wouldn't have accumulated sixty-seven sao points and lived such a nourishing life. ”

Glancing at the pocket of Brother Duck's pants, Li Sao knew that the ace he saw just now must have been hidden by him.

In this way, no matter which card you choose, the probability of winning an ace has become zero from one-third just now.

In other words, if Li Sao really bets with Brother Duck, he will definitely lose.

"How? Boy, grinding and chirping and a girl, do you dare to bet? Just a matter of one sentence. ”

Looking like he was stunned by Li Sao, Brother Duck whistled and provoked very proudly.

"Bet! Why don't you gamble? Since Brother Duck thinks so highly of me and gives me this opportunity, how can I disappoint you? ”

There was a smile full of anger at the corner of his mouth, and Li Sao still resolutely jumped down on the premise of knowing that this was a game, a riotous operation, and a fire pit.

Because...... He's a god of saunacy!

Specializing in all kinds of operations!

You sass, let you sass!

When you get to the god of saus, just wait to be rebuffed!

"Li Sao, don't bet!"

Uncle Pang was anxious to watch from the sidelines, but it was too late, Li Sao agreed to gamble, and there was no way to regret it.

"Good! Balls! That...... Brat! Take your pick! Which of these three cards is an ace? ”

Seeing Li Sao enter the set, Brother Duck already had a winner's smile on his face, and the yellow-haired brothers around him also shook their legs and looked at Li Sao with the same eyes as if they were stupid, after all, they had seen Brother Duck use this routine several times.

Tried and tested!

Every time, there are people who do not believe in evil and fall into the trap.

"Choose A! It was so easy......"

Stretching out his hand, Li Sao smiled slightly, casually pointed to a card on the far left, and said, "This one ......"

When Brother Duck immediately felt that victory was in sight, Li Sao said, "This one is not A!" ”

After speaking, Li Sao turned over this card, which was a plum Q.

Brother Duck: "......"

Yellow-haired brothers: "......"

Uncle Pang: "......"

What the is this?

When everyone was still confused, Li Sao pointed to a card on the far right and said: "This one, it's not A!" ”

After this card was turned over, it was not an ace.

So, Li Sao pointed to the remaining middle card and said with a smile to Brother Duck: "It seems that this one is A, Brother Duck, concede!" Looks like I'm blindsided......"

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