After coming out of Uncle Pang's shop, there were ten more little turtles in Li Sao's fish tank.

hugged all the way back to the house, and the return rate was still high.

"Look! That handsome guy actually bought ten turtles. ”

"Yo! Don't say it, this young man is so handsome. ”

"Why does such a handsome young man like to raise turtles? Why don't you raise my daughter! My daughter is beautiful......"

……

There is no way, Li Sao is used to all this harassment from the world.

Back to Saoshe, this time Li Sao is smart.

"I'll keep the turtle in my room, and I'll be a listener! There will be no problem this time, right? ”

Hiding in his room, Li Sao crackled and operated blindly, which can be regarded as a complete solution to the problem of lasting room.

That night, another middle-aged and elderly couple who had lost their passion for life moved in.

At first, the old couple was skeptical.

Like many people, I don't have 100% confidence in the effect of this long-lasting house.

In the room, it's also a bit hard to let go.

However, when the "aphrodisiac effect" of the room is turned on, everything is beyond their control!

Listener Live Mode On!

Bed! Shake it up!

Hell! Shake it up!

Passion! Burn it up!

……

From ten o'clock in the evening until almost two o'clock.

Li Sao's eyes were staring at the fish tank opposite, and there was an alarm clock on the top of the fish tank, and the time set on it was two o'clock.

When the time came, the alarm clock vibrated and drove the mechanism next to it.

Squeak!

A cover made of soundproof cotton envelopes the entire fish tank.

Li Sao himself put on headphones and turned the sound to the maximum.

"Drop! As the listeners disappear, the live mode ends! ”

After the prompt sound from the system, the action upstairs suddenly exploded, and it was completely over.

"Sure enough, using a condom is the king!"

In this way, Li Sao doesn't have to worry about the problem of long-lasting room being too long-lasting, and he can sleep well with peace of mind.

……

In the next few days, the house can be said to be full of people.

With the long-lasting reputation of word of mouth, more and more uncles come to visit.

Even, the rooms for the next month are fully booked.

It happened that this time was a summer vacation, and Li Sao didn't have to go to school, so he stayed in the house all day.

At noon on this day, Uncle Dang, who had just finished leaving the pet store, walked downstairs with weak legs and the help of the fat aunt.

"Xiao Sao, your room, awesome!"

The fat aunt's face was full of satisfaction, and her crimson face was fat.

"Auntie! It's all said, call me Xiao Li, don't call me Xiao Sao. ”

Li Sao shook his head and said with a dissatisfied expression.

"Isn't it all the same? Xiao Sao, the value of this thousand flowers. We will come back next time...... Don't forget to leave us a room! ”

During the whole process, Uncle Pang was trembling on the side, and he didn't dare to speak.

Because last night, it was a little too scary.

The fat aunt under the aphrodisiac effect, the physique, the posture, the boldness......

Uncle Pang said that he was not killed by a butt last night, it is simply a lucky star, and the eighteen generations of his ancestors are blessed by the side!

"Li Sao! Next time we come back, you...... You must tell your aunt that there is no house, you know? ”

The huge uncle with weak legs, although last night was the peak of his life, he was also about to go crazy.

"Don't worry! Uncle Pang, our long-lasting house will be gone for the next month. You can't ...... if you want to."

Li Sao said with a smile, if it hadn't been reserved for them in advance this time, I'm afraid they would have to wait until next month to enjoy the peak experience brought by the long-lasting house.

……

Just as Uncle Pang and his family were about to leave the house, suddenly a Wuling Hongguang van stopped at the door.

The sudden braking is very windy.

It's the kind of one that makes a turn, drifts and brakes sharply.

Then from the van, rub and rub......

Three people walked down first, all with yellow hair and steel pipes in their hands.

Then, rubbing again...... Walked down three people, the same style of attire.

And then ......

Rubbing and rubbing......

Three people walked down......

Li Sao and Uncle Pang were stunned, it was really a domestic god car Wuling Hongguang, don't underestimate this small van. Because, you never know, how many people will get out of this car to beat you.

Ten?

It's still twelve.

Anyway, these yellow hairs rushed into the house in a swarm, and their attitude was very arrogant.

"So many people?"

"Young ...... Are they all ...... Are you impotent? ”

Seeing so many people rushing in, Li Sao was not afraid, in his eyes, these were patients!

However, Uncle Pang recognized it, and hurriedly pulled Li Sao over and shouted: "Li Sao, this is the nearby little overlord Brother Duck, and there are dozens of brothers under his hands. Specializing in some illegal things, you should be careful! ”

"Little Overlord? Isn't that a game console? ”

"What about Brother Duck? This title ...... Does he really think it's honorable himself? ”

As the successor of communism, Li Sao is naturally not afraid of any underworld forces, and will never bow to any underworld forces.

"Where's the boss? Where is the owner of this hotel? Get the hell out of here......"

The yellow hair who took the lead was Brother Duck, with a cigarette in his mouth and a steel rod in his hand, looking like Lao Tzu was the best in the world.

"I'm the boss here, what do you guys do?"

When you open the door, you are doing business, no matter how many of you come, Li Sao is really not afraid, after all, in school, you are often chased by hundreds or thousands of people at every turn.

"You're the boss, huh? That's easy to do. ”

Brother Duck sneered, then took out a small advertising sheet from his pocket, put it in front of Li Sao and asked, "You know this, right?" ”

"Advertising flyers?"

After looking closely, Li Sao saw clearly that this was the advertising list he specially printed in order to promote the effect of Saoshe in curing impotence!

It seems that these unscrupulous young people with yellow hair on their heads really have problems with their physical functions, and they may even have affected their status in the rivers and lakes because of impotence!

Since he is a patient, of course Li Sao has to treat everyone equally, and pointed to the advertising sheet with a smile and said, "That's right! Here's a flyer from our guesthouse, how? Are more than a dozen of you impotent? The long-lasting house of our house can definitely be full ......"

Before the word "satisfied" was finished, Brother Duck grabbed Li Sao's collar and shouted, "Sure enough, you did it!" I said that the little advertisements we worked so hard to post were useless, and the original contact information and address were all changed by you......"

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