Chapter 49: It's the same as mating with TM baboons

After opening the parachute, Xie Lang controlled the peace of mind and landed directly on the roof of the red-tiled house, and at the same time turned his head to look into the air.

There are still a few players in the sky, following him, floating towards him.

Damn, these players are really haunted!

Xie Lang didn't pay too much attention to it, and after landing on the roof, he immediately saw an S686 troll gun, quickly picked up the troll, and aimed it at a player who was about to fall on the roof.

Bang!

[Booze Aunt Towel used s686 to knock down the thief kidney deficiency! ] 】

The player was directly hoisted in the air by parachute, shouting, "Don't don't, dog hanging... Please give me a chance..."

"If you go to Nima, you dare to call me a dog?"

Bang!

Another shot.

Xie Lang replenished the gun as soon as possible, and did not give the other party a chance to speak.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Dog hanging!"

"It's not scientific, a troll is actually shot at such a distance??"

"Nonsense, do you think it's still the power of a computer game grubbag?"

"Ten thousand viewers wrote a bloody letter: beg the players who fall nearby, and quickly sanction the dog who shows affection."

"Eh, after watching the live broadcast of dog hanging, I want to ask - has any player sanctioned dog hanging once?"

"A cool song is given to the player who matches the dog hanging."

At the same time, Xie Lang observed the scene and found that several players had fallen nearby.

It seems that those people are coming for themselves.

But...

What the hell is this the richest place in the player's mouth - P City??

TM is such a big house, there is only one broken troll, and there is not a single body armor.

, people land a 98K, Lao Tzu is an S686 troll?

Cool!

"Dog hanging, let me tell you, you can't run away today, we're here to snipe you."

"Hey, hey, the dog has been hoisted into the red house, brothers, keep up with me, will the dog be hoisted now?"

Suddenly, the cries of several players came from outside the red house.

As if they had a tacit understanding, they hugged together and aimed their guns at Xie Lang in unison.

"Xinyue, you first find a place to hide for a while, don't come over."

Xie Lang suddenly sent a thousand miles of transmission to Zhang Xinyu in the team, and his tone was full of undoubtedness.

Zhang Xinyue said: "Don't, I'll follow you." ”

"Why?" Xie Lang was stunned.

"Because...... Because ......" Zhang Xinyue said confidently: "Because you die, I can't kill anyone, so I want to follow you...... Lick the bag ...... behind"

Xie Lang was speechless on the spot.

The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed out loud.

Nima, it turns out that following yourself is fake, but licking the bag is real.

After completing 1 kill, Xie Lang immediately replaced the bullet, and the door behind him was pushed open, and he was attacked by a player's fist.

"Bang bang bang", Xie Lang's head was a little dazed, and in the process of moving the snakeskin on one side, he knocked down the second player at the same time and won the double kill.

After checking the backpacks of the two poor players, Xie Lang took out the bandages, and while playing the bandages, when he broke out of the window, a player who was running on the ground in the air pulled the trigger.

Knockdown again with a kill.

In less than two minutes, Xie Lang went from parachuting to picking up the gun on the ground, and instantly completed three kills on the ground.

"Landing three kills! What do these dogs say?! After Xie Lang finished licking the bag, he hid in a blue house and began to brag again.

In the face of Xie Lang's three kills, the audience in the live broadcast room unanimously swiped 666.

"Damn, it's so cool to see the first dog hanging from a perspective to kill."

"Eh, don't kill everyone." Zhang Xinyue finally found Xie Lang at this time, holding a small leather whip she had just picked up, and said, "You knock people down and keep me to kill, I still need three more people to complete the promotion match." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll pay attention to it next time." Xie Lang took off the little green hat from his head, "This green hat... Phew, you should wear this warhead first, otherwise you will definitely not be able to complete the mission of death. ”

"I don't!! I don't want this hat, it's green. Zhang Xinyue wrinkled her nose and said, not even looking at the green hat in Xie Lang's hand.

"Wow, Xinyue, why are you like this, don't you like it when I give you a green hat? I'm afraid that you'll be shot in the head, okay, I'm protecting you, and you don't accept my affection? Xie Lang was speechless.

Zhang Xinyue: "you, don't think I don't know what kind of kindness you have. ”

Xie Lang shook his head, "Okay, are you sure you really don't wear it?" But don't blame me for not warning you in advance, if you die, don't rely on me to accompany you to the next level. ”

"You're still not a man, I give you so much reward, can't you stay with me until you advance??"

"Then you're going to be honest and put my hat on." Saying that, Xie Lang mercilessly put the green hat on Zhang Xinyue's head.

"Hmph, not a gentleman at all!" Zhang Xinyue snorted coquettishly, so angry that Su Yuehun kept going up and down, and she was not convinced.

The audience in the live broadcast room, looking at Xie Lang's green hat given to Zhang Xinyue, couldn't stand it anymore:

"Wow, the anchor is so bad, he actually gave the young lady a green hat, and his conscience is greatly damaged."

"66666, it really deserves to be a straight male anchor of steel."

"I want to ask, among the anchors of major platforms, is there any anchor who is like a dog, never pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, and specializes in pit beautiful female players?"

"No, no, no wonder Gou Hang doesn't have a girlfriend, not for no reason."

"Haha, see it, I'll just say that the gentlemanly demeanor in the air just now doesn't look like the live broadcast style of a dog hanging, I guessed right."

"I'm laughing to death, the dog hangs you as Li Shizhen's skin, this live broadcast effect is simply amazing!!"

"Hey, dog, you're destined to be lonely all your life."

"I feel the same way! will bully the girl. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was all upset for the girl, and the anchor was so frustrated.

"Slip away, slip away, change rooms and continue searching." Xie Lang snapped his fingers and said.

Following behind Xie Lang and pushing open a door, Zhang Xinyue saw a third-level body armor at a glance, she was just about to go over and pick it up directly, but she found that Xie Lang picked it up as soon as possible, put it on his body, and dropped a sentence:

"You are so good, what kind of level 3 body armor are you wearing, you can follow me to replenish the gun."

Burst!

Xie Lang's words almost choked Zhang Xinyue to death again.

Zhang Xinyue had no choice but to silently pick up Xie Lang's worn-out first-class body armor that was still on the ground and put it on her body, and she already hated Xie Lang, a straight man, in her heart.

If it weren't for the promotion match, she would have liked to shoot Xie Lang's head off at this time.

"How do I feel like I'm not playing the same game as Dog Hanging? TM last met a woman, teammates and two men kneeling and licking, everything to others, but the dog hangs... Wow, I can't stand it. ”

"Anchor, tell me who you are, see if I don't find you, kill you, and I will bully our little sister."