Chapter 48: I Can Call Jack Ma Bankrupt
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was suddenly enlivened by Xie Lang.
As for whether Xie Lang can eat chicken or not, it doesn't matter anymore.
Because what the audience likes is the style of Xie Lang's live broadcast.
"Conscience anchor, life is safe!"
"The young lady can afford to lose, and the road has turned to a fan."
Xie Lang smacked his lips, and after commenting a few words on Zhang Xinyue's "welfare", he said: "Okay, okay, stop, I'm a positive energy anchor, if I don't stop, people who don't know still think that my live broadcast is doing things that are inappropriate for children." ”
What the!?
Just this guy with a bad stomach, he said he was a positive energy anchor?
Zhang Xinyue was so angry that she immediately took out a frying pan and smashed it on Xie Lang's head.
Hmph~ You just wait!
When Miss Ben uses you to get three kills, she will immediately shoot your head off.
Zhang Xinyue saw Xie Lang's arrogance and thought in her heart.
"Airdrop, airdrop, I'm going to pick up the airdrop, you take me there." Zhang Xinyue quickly forgot about the "welfare" just now and said a word to Xie Lang.
It seems that he has all the bad things about Xie Lang in his heart.
"Are you crazy, that's the center of the drug ring, and you want to be beaten into a sieve?" Xie Lang couldn't laugh or cry.
"Woo woo, I've never picked up airdrops when I play PUBG, so satisfy my curiosity, just take it as if I begged you, okay, okay." Zhang Xinyue pitifully tugged Xie Lang's arm and began to be coquettish again.
Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room was overflowing with sympathy.
They didn't have any feelings for this female player at first, but as the live broadcast time lengthened, they inexplicably had some good feelings for this young lady who could bend and stretch.
"Oh, oh my god, the old man's young man's heart has been teased by the young lady."
"Give it to her, give it all to her, the dog is gentle
I'll tell you: We order you to take the young lady to pick up the airdrop right away! ”
"Yes, not only do you have to take her there, but you also have to give everything in the airdrop to my little cutie, otherwise we will take it off."
"Agreed!!"
"Okay, okay, I'll go, can't I go?"
Forced into desperation, Xie Lang had no choice but to take Zhang Xinyue to pick up the airdrop.
Bang bang bang!
As soon as Xie Lang found a Santana to sit on, bullets kept coming from a distance, and several of them hit Xie Lang's body, and his blood volume dropped to one-third.
Fortunately, Xie Lang successfully launched Santana, which can be regarded as barely out of the land of right and wrong.
"Bang bang bang-"
But who knew that the gunshots kept ringing out behind him, and Zhang Xinyue was so frightened that she shouted: "Hurry up...... Hurry up, I was shot in the shoulder. ”
"Don't worry, you can take medicine in the car now, you can put a bandage first!" Xie Lang said calmly.
When Xie Lang drove all the way to find a remote location, he found that the surroundings were quiet, and frowned slightly.
He examined his surroundings and felt as if he had arrived in an isolated place, with not a single critter around.
What's the situation?
At this moment, the transmission device on Xie Lang's body sent a warning.
"There are still ten seconds left in the bombing countdown, please evacuate as soon as possible for players in the bombing area."
"Damn, we're in the bombing zone." Xie Lang reacted immediately.
"It's okay, if you don't do something wrong, you won't be blown up."
After Zhang Xinyue got out of the car, she jumped all the way around the bombing area, and licked a bag beautifully, not panicking at all.
Seeing Zhang Xinyue bouncing around in front of her lively, Xie Lang was not calm in an instant.
"Hehe, let you pretend to be forced~ I won't blow you up later."
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
As soon as Xie Lang's voice fell, the explosion of "justice from heaven" continued to sound.
Soon, Xie Lang's whole person was annihilated in the deafening explosion.
It just so happened that Zhang Xinyue noticed the hint in the game:
"Player, who can withstand it, fall to the ground in the bombing zone."
"Player, who can withstand it, fall to the ground in the bombing zone."
This news directly made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh out of the pig.
Nima, the dog gentle was sanctioned twice in succession by heavenly justice???
Hahaha.
Sure enough, the slut has someone to collect.
All the audience clearly saw that after Xie Lang was punished by heavenly justice, he immediately spent a thousand yuan to resurrect, in order to prevent him from being killed next.
But who knew that this kid had just been resurrected, and before he could take a step, he was blown down again, and then resurrected, and was blown down again.
Finally, after Xie Lang was blown down for the third time, this resurrection actually cost 4,000 yuan?
Xie Lang hesitated and began to feel sorry for the money.
"Help, help, help...... Little sister, come and save me, this is the third time for me, and I won't be able to come back to life if I am blown up again. ”
Zhang Xinyue looked at Xie Lang in front of her, lying on the ground in embarrassment, and couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, hey, what's good about you, you must have done a lot of bad things, otherwise how could you be blown up three times in a row???" Zhang Xinyue walked over with her mouth smug in pride, and the bombing was not over at this time.
She is like a cute little fairy, with her own fairy aura, wherever she goes, she is safe.
Xie Lang looked at Zhang Xinyue with red eyes, and secretly wondered: Why is his face so dark, it is enough to blow it up once, and he has come three times in a row.
Oh my money!
Xie Lang was resurrected twice, the first time a thousand, the second time two thousand, and in a blink of an eye, three thousand pieces were gone.
If it is resurrected, it will be four thousand, and it will be the last time.
"Help, Miss Xinyue, I'll take you to eat chicken." Xie Lang began to say flatteringly.
"Aren't you an anchor, anyway, if you have money to resurrect, spend 4,000 yuan, what a big deal."
Xie Lang couldn't help but bury it in his heart, Gouteng Company, it's too pit.
Four thousand yuan, reluctant, reluctant.
"Little sister, I know you're the kindest, right? Don't do this... Help save it. ”
"It's not impossible if you want me to save it..."
Xie Lang said with a bitter face: "What do you want?" ”
Zhang Xinyue rolled her eyes, her expression looked cute, and said, "That's it, I also gave out benefits just now, and you also gave the audience a shout, how about I save you?" ”
"What!?"
Let me call?
I'm bah~
I'm a dignified dog gentle anchor... Phew, how could my dignified tigerfish Wu Yanzu's wordless gentleness yield to a female devil?
Xie Lang immediately chose to resurrect, but the game system sent a prompt informing Xie Lang that the money in his card number was not enough.
Lying rubbing, and this operation?
found that Xie Lang could not be resurrected, and the audience watching the live broadcast also burst into laughter:
"Anchor, let you be a straight man, don't look at your sister's paper, now retribution is coming, right?"
"Ask the dog to be gentle and psychological shadow area."
"Bark, the dog barks gently, we all listen, barking is saving four thousand yuan! If Jack Ma asks me to call, I can call Jack Ma bankrupt. ”
"Haha, don't say that Ma Yun is bankrupt, I can call Ma Huateng and Bill Gates to doubt life."