"What? All dead? ”

Rubbing around, Li Sao also ran upstairs to take a look.

Really, the goldfish all floated on the surface of the water and turned their bellies.

The goldfish's eyes were already big enough, but now they are completely protruding.

It's a bit miserable!

"This huge uncle, even I am a pit?"

The goldfish that had worked so hard to bring back was burped so quickly.

Without saying a word, Li Sao went to the flower and bird market with the fish tank and went to settle accounts with Uncle Pang.

……

When I arrived at the store, unfortunately, Uncle Pang went out to buy goods and didn't come back.

In the store, there is an aunt, a woman who has been very large since Li Sao can remember.

Visually, it is estimated that there are 300 catties!

When you walk, the neighborhood feels like an earthquake.

"Auntie! Where's your old man? ”

Although Uncle Pang was not there, Li Sao still put the fish tank on the table angrily, "The goldfish that was sold to me in the morning died in just a few hours." ”

"It's a little sass! Wait a minute, I'll tell you ...... after I've finished this."

In the store, the aunt followed the rhythm of the music and was jumping up and down in weight loss exercises.

"How many times have I told you, auntie, you call me Xiao Li! Xiao Li! Xiao Li! Don't call it a little sassy ......"

After a blank look, Li Sao only saw a large lump of meat beating slightly in front of him.

"Okay! Xiao Li, wait a minute......"

After dancing for another ten minutes, the fat aunt wiped her sweat and walked out of it, panting and greeting Li Sao: "I don't understand the goldfish thing, you take a break in the store, Lao Pang will come back after a while." ”

In this big summer, fat people are really uncomfortable!

It was sweaty, and it was like running water all over his body.

Especially the lump of fat is like fat hanging on the waist.

However, since Li Sao's memory, this fat aunt has always been of such a body type, and even ...... Much fatter before.

"Auntie, have you been ...... lately Is this in weight loss? ”

A little surprised, Li Shao remembered that many people in the neighborhood persuaded the fat aunt to exercise more and eat less to lose weight.

However, these people were all scolded back by the fat aunt.

"The old lady has worked hard to make money, what's wrong with eating more?"

"My mother is usually so tired from work, where do I still have the strength to exercise?"

"What to lose fat! Did I grow my flesh on you? Do you want to that idle? ”

"What a few blind beeps! If this is in the Tang Dynasty, the figure of the old lady is the national color and heavenly fragrance......"

……

Kindness!

In front of the fat aunt, losing weight is a taboo word.

But now it seems that the situation has been reversed!

"Yes! Dancing weight loss exercises, eating weight loss meals ......"

The fat aunt didn't feel the slightest displeasure, and said with a smile, "In the past two months, I have lost twenty pounds." ”

"Yo! The effect is remarkable! But ......"

Li Sao asked with some curiosity, "Didn't you hate losing weight the most before?" No one else can say it. What made you decide to lose weight? ”

As soon as she asked this, the fat aunt's expression immediately became serious, and she said very solemnly: "This matter has to start at noon that day, that day, it was too hot." The sun was so shakty that I couldn't open my eyes, and I was sweating profusely when I walked on the road, and I fainted from heat stroke after a while......"

"Heat stroke? No wonder! Fat people are more likely to suffer from heat stroke, so you made up your mind to lose weight because of heat stroke? Li Sao nodded.

However, the fat aunt shook her head and said, "No. What's the matter with heat stroke? It was later when I was carried into the ambulance, and I distinctly remember them shouting 1...... 2…… 3…… Rise! 1…… 2…… 3 up! 1…… 2…… 3…… Rise......

I'm awake and haven't been lifted into the car yet! ”

"Poof...... How many people do you have to move you! ”

Hearing this, Li Sao burst out laughing.

Fat people should really be bothered, too fat, not very ambulance-friendly.

……

After chatting with the fat aunt for a few more words, Uncle Pang came back from the stock, and looked at his box, it seemed that a bunch of little turtles had come in.

"Yo! Li Sao, why are you here again? ”

As soon as the goods were unloaded, Uncle Pang greeted Li Sao with a smile.

"You ask me, and what do I have to ask you? Uncle Pang, you profiteer can't do it to my old acquaintance! What kind of fish do you sell me? All dead! ”

Pointing to the goldfish in the fish tank, Li Sao immediately asked the teacher about the crime.

"! There's no reason for that! Why are they all dead? ”

Uncle Pang didn't notice it just now, but when he looked at it, he was also taken aback.

However, then, instead of being ashamed to apologize, Uncle Pang asked Li Sao: "Li Sao, how do you raise fish?" You...... Isn't there any special fetish? ”

"You still ask me how I raised it? I...... I'll just raise a fish, what other special fetishes can I have! ”

was stared at by Uncle Pang's eyes, Li Sao didn't know why, he was actually a little weak-hearted.

"If you don't have a special fetish, then how can you feed goldfish aphrodisiacs?"

Uncle Dang said seriously.

"Aphrodisiac medicine?" Li Sao was stunned for a moment, and his psychology seemed to be a little understood.

"That's right! Look at these goldfish, all of them have bulging bellies, and there are obviously some granular things in the fish tank, which all shows ...... These goldfish are overheated. You kid, you must have fed them some aphrodisiac drugs or hormones or something......" Uncle Pang said reasonably.

"This ...... Really. ”

Li Sao couldn't refute it, because the side effect of long-lasting room is the aphrodisiac effect.

It's just that Li Sao didn't expect for a while that the effect of aphrodisiac could still work on the goldfish.

"So, these goldfish died violently, and it was your own cause. It has nothing to do with our store. ”

After clarifying the relationship, Uncle Pang pointed to the little turtles who had just arrived with a smile and asked, "Goldfish are more delicate and have a shorter lifespan, or ...... Li Sao, can you buy some turtles to play with? ”

"It's also true, goldfish look good, but it's ...... I have to change the water every day or something, and I will die at every turn. The turtle is also very nice......

looked at the little turtles in the aquarium, all of them were very cute, and Li Sao asked again, "Uncle Pang, how long do these little turtles usually live?" ”

After all, this long-lasting house is also to be operated for a long time, if ten small animals are hung every time it is opened, it is really not worth it.

"Turtle! It depends on how you raise it, and if you raise it well, it can send you away......"

Uncle Dang introduced with a smile.

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