I slapped the table and glared at Jin Shao, as a scum with a combat strength of minus five, when he was speechless, I often had to use this way to fight back. Jin Shao glanced at me and said, "How can a person who is always unsuccessful in falling in love sell others successfully?" ”

What Jin Shao said was probably the glorious deeds of my vigorous crush on the eighth master when I was in college. Under the prodding of Jin Shao and Zichen, this incident finally became a typical failure case of a woman chasing a man with a loud thunder and a small raindrop. When Jin Shao disappeared, after I asked the eighth master to help us complete the small semester homework in my sophomore year, Zichen described how I had a crush on the eighth master, how the concubine had a heart, and Lang had no intention of adding fuel and vinegar to Jin Shao.

Even when I went to the eighth master to help Jin Shao complete his homework in the middle of the semester, it was portrayed as my ill-intentioned and ill-intentioned approach, Zichen turned to me and said, "Recently, several girls from the study department complained that you occupied their minister, saying that you came to the office to talk about something with the eighth master, and you just looked at the girls until you ran away!" ”

I pointed at Zichen and looked at Jin Shao, "He is talking nonsense!" ”

Jin Shao scolded me, "What an adult, and I have learned to sue!" ”

I buried my face on the table and said to Zichen in a muffled voice, "You can hack me, sooner or later, the girls in the whole universe who will be hacked by you will not want to see me!" ”

Jin Shao said, "Chasing men can't be like you!" ”

I raised my head and looked at Jin Shao without tears, still pointing at Zichen, "He is talking nonsense!" ”

Jin Shaoyi slapped the table and Zichen said, "We have to help her!" With her IQ and the eighth master's emotional intelligence, the eighth master will not know that Pei Pei likes him for the rest of her life, and she will not know if the eighth master is interested in her! ”

Zichen nodded, "That's right!" ”

At the beginning of the junior year, our school organized a debate competition, and there was no limit to the competition, as long as there were three people, they could sign up. The debate competition was organized by the Eighth Master's Learning Department, and Jin Shao pondered for a long time, thinking that this matter could seek a breakthrough in the relationship between me and the Eighth Master, so he immediately ordered Zichen to register. Zichen thought that Jin Shao would tell me about it, and Jin Shao thought that Zichen would say that from the time I signed up to the first competition, no one told me about it.

An hour before the game, I also bought egg scones, ready to take them back to the dormitory to finish reading the "Sailor Moon" I just downloaded two days ago. ”

"Huh?" I turned around and saw that it was the eighth master, who was full of excitement, and the muscles of his whole body were in a state of first-level alert, and he tried his best to hide his egg scones behind him. However, the first thing the eighth master saw when he walked in front of me was egg scones, and he glanced at me and asked, "You still don't go to the academic lecture hall of the third teacher?" ”

I asked the eighth master, "What are you going to do?" ”

When the eighth master heard me ask, he was still stunned, raised his watch and glanced at the time, and then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and looked at the date again, "Today is your game!" I'm the host. ”

"Huh?" I shouted at the top of my lungs, "What game? ”

The eighth master looked at me in surprise and asked, "Jin Shao and Zichen didn't tell you?" ”

I shook my head dumbly.

The eighth master put on a crying and laughing expression, took out a small note from his hand, and handed it to me, which read:

Positive: Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, Li Pei, second debate, Jin Shaosan, and Zichen.

The back of the note also wrote the opposite party, we fought with the language college, the other party is three sharp-toothed girls, and we are a group of guerrillas, as a debate, I don't even know about this matter, I looked at the eighth master dumbfounded, "Who reported the name?" ”

The eighth master suddenly laughed, "You really don't know about this?" ”

I shook my head, I felt that the whole world was dark, I had a phobia of crowds, and I couldn't make all kinds of speeches in front of everyone, Jin Shao also signed me up for the debate competition, did you think that I was not difficult enough on the road to crush on the eighth master? I viciously dragged my egg scones to the academic lecture hall, and looked at Jin Shao and Zichen, who were like people in suits and leather shoes, and immediately slapped the egg scones in their hands on the table, "Which of you two will explain to me what this argument is about?" I roared.

Jin Shao looked at me and then at Zichen, "Didn't you tell her?" ”

Zichen looked at me and then at Jin Shao, "Didn't you tell her?" ”

Then the two of them said to each other in unison, "I thought you said it!" ”

Then they laughed tacitly, turned to look at me, Jin Shao said, "The two of us forgot to say it, but it's not a big problem, Zichen must have prepared your opening statement, right?" ”

Zichen smiled "hehe", "I think about it...... Anyway, we are square, the opening statement is a big vase, Li Pei just said a few words, the opening ...... You can say whatever you want, right? ”

I looked at Zichen and nodded, "Say!" Whose idea, I promise not to kill him! ”

Zichen looked at the eighth master behind me and suddenly said, "Yo, eighth master, you haven't worn a tie yet!" We debaters are dressed so formally, you don't wear a tie, right? ”

The eighth master glanced at his white shirt and held a dark blue tie in his hand, "I won't fight!" ”

"Li Peihui!" Jin Shao pushed me and pushed me in front of the eighth master, "You are not ready to make an opening statement, hurry up and bribe the host and give him a tie!" You should think about it now, what should distant relatives say if they are not as good as close neighbors, we are square! If you really can't do it, you can say that Marx once said that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors! Anyway, the two of us will give you back! After he finished speaking, he covered his stomach, "I'm really a little hungry when I smell your egg scones, I have to go eat something with Zichen, you can prepare well!" After speaking, Jin Shao pulled Zichen out of the academic lecture hall, and I looked at each other with the eighth master, I was a little embarrassed, and my palms were full of sweat.

The eighth master naturally handed me his tie, "Will you?" ”

I nodded.

The ability to tie a boy was taught to me by Jin Shao, and she said that if a woman can't tie a boy, she doesn't deserve to be called a woman at all. In his theory, there are many rules and regulations that do not deserve to be called women, and the number is not clear. At that time, I felt that if Zichen refused to accompany Jin Shao for the rest of his life, Jin Shao would have to die alone.

I took the tie of the eighth master, this dark blue tie is very heavy, it is particularly textured in the hand, and it is very easy to buckle the tie, I tiptoe slightly in slippers, staring at the neck of the eighth master, tie the tie neatly, stuff it into his suit, and help him button the top two buttons of the white shirt and button the buttons of the suit. My whole face was so hot that I didn't dare to look up at him, and I whispered, "I'll have to think about how I'm going to start my argument in a moment." ”

The eighth master said, "Don't be nervous, you are a square debate, and your role is to make all the audience notice that the debate has begun!" The positive side is defending, the opposing side is attacking, you don't leave any logical loopholes for the other party. ”

I nodded, who wouldn't say the theory, but what did I say when I opened my mouth? Do you want me to stand up and ask everyone, do you know the story of Pan Jinlian and her brother-in-law? Xiao Pan, I live well at home, although my husband is not motivated, but he has a good neighbor, Ximen is a big official, he has a good job, a sweet mouth, a lot of gold, a face is graceful, and he spares no effort to solve Xiao Pan's personal problems...... What kind of internationalist spirit is this, but Xiao Pan's uncle Wu and the second brother, as soon as he came to Xiao Pan's house, he didn't say a word, and "Kaka" killed Xiao Pan and the Ximen officials...... This incident fully illustrates that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors!

I made up this paragraph in my own mind, and my face became more and more stiff.

The girls from the language school are all in place, all wearing suits, high heels, and light makeup, and they look much more convincing than me. I asked the eighth master, "Do they seem to make more sense than me?" ”

The eighth master said, "I thought of a few points to give you a reference?" ”

My head nodded like a woodpecker, and I ran to the toilet with the theory that the eighth master gave me, and when I was ready to start the show for twenty minutes, Jin Shao called me and called me out of the toilet. The two of them were in suits and leather shoes, and I had seen two of them before, and all the participants were required to be in formal attire. But I dragged a plywood, wore our college uniform, and came in a pair of fat jeans. At this time, Jin Shao and Zichen went out and came back, and they also changed into splints, hospital uniforms and fat jeans, which looked quite united.

Zichen said, "Jin Shao and I were talking nonsense at the door just now, you just read it!" ”

Jin Shao said, "The point is to suppress the tone and frustration, don't care if you are reasonable or not, you must put on a look of the old lady is the truth, you all have to listen to the old lady's expression, you will win!" ”

I looked at them both and warned, "Only this once!" ”

Jin Shao and Zichen said in unison, "Don't take it as an example!" ”

Because the three of us were wearing hospital uniforms, as soon as they entered and sat down, the audience in our hospital applauded vigorously, and the atmosphere of the scene was not much yet, it was instigated to a commanding height, the eighth master turned his head to look at me, smiled slightly, and the gentle breath in his eyes made me feel that time stopped at this moment, and the world became extremely quiet.

The eighth master made an introduction, and the competition officially began.

At first, I had already made a clue from the manuscript written by the eighth master and was going to use it as the opening, but the manuscript that Jin Shao threw to me before the opening made me temporarily decide to use the manuscripts of Jin Shao and Zichen in order to cooperate with Jin Shao and Zichen's routine, but the fact is that Jin Shao and Zichen's routine is ...... There are no routines!

The first sentence Jin Shao wrote was, "Marx once said that a powerful distant friend is not as good as a person close to him with little strength." What did Marx mean by this? It is precisely the debate topic that we want to expound today, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. ”