According to the habitual thinking of ordinary people, when expounding on this debate, they will definitely compare the help given to me by distant relatives and the help given to me by close neighbors, but this argument is sprinkled with analysis from the feasibility of I can help my distant relatives and I can help my close neighbors, and finally came to the conclusion that the feasibility of my helping my neighbors is higher, and it proves that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors from the opposite side.

My argument caught the other party off guard, and the arguments that refuted my argument were full of loopholes. In the second round of attack and defense, Jin Shao stood up and looked at the other party's little girl for two seconds, and then remembered that the questions of the attack and defense were written on a piece of paper, and quickly grabbed this piece of paper, unfolded it and took a look, he frowned, first raised his eyes to look at the other party's girl, and then raised his whole face, "May I ask the other party's second defense, what is your phone number?" ”

When I heard Jin Shao's words, I choked on my own saliva, coughed violently several times, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at the little girl who was suffocating her face and was flushed, she spit out a sentence from her mouth, "Please don't ask questions that have nothing to do with the debate!" ”

Jin Shao put down the note in his hand and said calmly, "I can argue that this question is related to this debate, and I ask the opponent's defense friend to answer it positively." ”

The little girl was a little embarrassed, so she could only write her mobile phone number on a piece of paper and hand it to Jin Shao, and there was an uproar at the scene, sighing, and there were still people below "Woo". Jin Shao stubbornly made a debate match into a non-honest do not disturb, I took the note with his attack and defense questions, and when I opened it, I knew that it was Zichen's handwriting. Jin Shaobacheng signed up, and he didn't bother to prepare, so he called Zichen carte blanche to act as an agent, as long as he thought of an idea to deal with the elementary school girl in the language college at will.

Jin Shao held up the phone of the elementary school girl very shamelessly and said, "As everyone can see, for those people around us, we want to get acquainted, and we will always find a way." Before I came here today, I took a look at my family tree and found that I also have a distant relationship with Mr. Li Ka-shing, the richest man in Hong Kong, and now I want to use this as an excuse to go to Mr. Li Ka-shing and ask for a phone number. He looked at the audience and asked, then turned to look at the little girl from the language academy and asked, the little girl was speechless for a long time when she was teased by Jin Shao, and she couldn't answer for a reason.

Jin Shao said, "Since the opponent's defense friend can't guess this kind of scenario, I'll answer for you, he will think I'm a liar!" According to the prehistory of human development, kinship is first and foremost geographical! Talking about kinship out of geographical relations is all! ”

In the later free debate session, Jin Shao and Zichen vividly interpreted what it means to be afraid of hooligans who know martial arts, afraid that hooligans are educated, and the three little girls on the other side have no power to resist. Just like my train of thought, in the final closing argument, Zichen also stated various stories of sisters-in-law and uncles in ancient society who loved and killed each other in his manuscript, and the audience applauded, and from time to time they also "called" a few times.

At the end of the whole debate competition, the judges had to go out to discuss and select the best debater and the winning team, and the eighth master presided over the audience to ask questions, and the audience asked that the earth was desolate and there were not a few judges back, Zichen suddenly stood up and looked at the eighth master and said, "Otherwise, we will now ask the host questions from the audience and the debaters present, right?" ”

Jin Shao said, "Good! After speaking, he clapped his hands vigorously and took the lead in coaxing.

The eighth master looked at Zichen and asked, "What do you want to ask?" ”

Jin Shao kicked me hard and gave me a look, which meant to tell me to get up and ask, no matter what I asked, anyway, I wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to get close. Taking advantage of this opportunity to set up, no matter how low my IQ is, I can't believe that letting others not get off the stage is a trick! Jin Shao saw that I was indifferent, so he stood up and looked at the eighth master and said, "Let me ask the host on our behalf, what is your phone number?" ”

As soon as Jin Shao's voice fell, my face was flushed, and there were all kinds of whistling, screaming, and coaxing me to confess...... I couldn't wait to get under the table, staring down at the sign on the table with my name written on it, not daring to look at the expression of the eighth master at this moment. The eighth master took the microphone and said to Jin Shao in a low, steady, slightly hoarse voice, "She has." ”

"Together!"

"Together!"

"Together!"

The audience below heckled and shouted in unison, and I stomped Jin Shao hard.

The road of my crush on the eighth master is difficult and dangerous, and it has nothing to do with my EQ and IQ in the final analysis, it is simply Jin Shao's command mistakes, the wrong strategic policy, so that our actions have been repeatedly frustrated, and finally succeeded in the opposite direction. In the evening, Zhao Ye came to Jin Shao's bar to pick me up, I complained to Zhao Ye about Jin Shao in the car, and relayed the chat between me and Jin Shao in the afternoon to Zhao Ye, and then asked him, "Why can't I fall in love, why have I been defeated repeatedly?" ”

I pointed at Zhao Ye to comfort me, but Zhao Ye turned his head to look at me, then turned to look at the road in front of him and continued to drive forward without saying a word. This kind of silence makes every pore on my body not taste, I just feel that Zhao Ye is giving me a warning that this time the relationship will eventually end in failure, thus confirming Jin Shao's prediction to me. Zhao Ye didn't speak, and I didn't know what to say, and I held my stomach in my chest, but I didn't have anywhere.

I don't know what Zhao Ye is angry about, but I can really feel that he is angry.

For a few days, Zhao Ye seemed to have disappeared from my world, and never took the initiative to contact me. When I asked him something, he replied to me one thing, and he didn't say anything superfluous. I told him that I had recently planted a Japanese restaurant with a lot of praise, which meant that I wanted Zhao Ye to accompany me to eat, but he only replied to me, "Then you can go and eat." ”

I asked him, "Aren't you going to stay with me?" ”

Zhao Ye said, "I've been busy lately. ”

And then there is no then, I often hold my mobile phone out of my mind, as long as a text message comes to me nervously thinking that it should be Zhao Ye's, unlock the keyboard in a second, but see that it is just 10086 business information, and my heart is extremely lost. Jin Shao asked me to go to the store on the weekend, and when autumn was approaching, the hairy crabs sent by Zichen from Jiangsu arrived, and Jin Shao asked me to get them. The hairy crabs were packed in a white plastic foam box, and Jin Shao told me, "Don't be greedy, eat less, this thing is very cold!" ”

I answered, "Oh! ”

Jin Shao looked at me probably because he thought my face was wrong, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

I shook my head, "It's okay," and I wanted to laugh to prove that I was really fine, but the corners of my mouth couldn't lift anything, so I could only keep a straight face, and my complexion was probably not good-looking. Jin Shao took my arm, put the foam box in my hand on the table, put the other hand on my forehead, and then put it on his own forehead and sighed, "I don't have a fever!" Go ahead...... What's wrong? ”

I muttered, "It's all right! ”

Jin Shao said, "You quarreled with Zhao Ye?" ”

I immediately raised my head and looked at Jin Shao and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Jin Shao glared at me, "Why are you arguing?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I don't know!" ”

"You don't know?" Jin Shao roared and pushed my head hard, "How low is your IQ, I don't know why I quarreled when I quarreled?" ”

I said, "The point is that I didn't quarrel, he just ignored me for some reason!" You say......" I said this, and suddenly became suspicious, "is there any girl he likes!" ”

Jin Shao looked at me with an idiot expression, "Isn't the girl he likes about you?" ”

I asked, "What if the empathy doesn't fall in love?" ”

Jin Shao smiled helplessly, "That kind of person will empathize and don't fall in love?" Don't tease me, for him, it's no different to love you and love others, anyway, he already loves you, so why bother yourself again? ”

I glared at Jin Shao, "Will you comfort people?" ”

Jin Shao shook his head, "No, I'll just solve the problem, what did you two tell him before the Cold War?" ”

I said, "I went back from you that day, and I told him that you said that every time I fell in love, it ended in failure, and then he didn't reply to me, and you said that he would definitely die this time!" If you don't give me a reassurance, forget it, and start playing the Cold War, as long as I don't ask him about it in the past two days, he will ignore me! ”

Jin Shao looked at me with a frown, opened his mouth, closed his mouth again, then let out a long sigh, and then asked me, "If he doesn't come to you, you can't go to him!" ”

I said, "Huh? ”

Jin Shao hated that iron could not be made of steel, and asked me, "Do you know where his family is?" ”

I nodded, "I know!" ”

Jin Shao said, "Then you can't go to his door and sit, wait for him to get off work, wait for him to come back, you have arrived at his door, and you two can talk openly and honestly at this time, right?" ”

I asked Jin Shao, "What if he drives me away?" ”

Jin Shao said, "Then hug his thighs and cry!" Men are the least resistant to women who throw themselves into their arms, and if you want to think about it all day and night, you will hurry to his door to block people! Don't ponder by yourself here, the more you ponder, the more digression! ”

I glanced at the foam box on the table and held my hairy crab in my arms, "I'll go to his house now!" After speaking, he stood up and walked out the door, and when he walked to the door, I was stopped by Jin Shao, turned his head to look at him, Jin Shao looked at me and said to me in a serious tone, "If you like someone, you must let him know how much you like him!" ”

I thought for a while and asked Jin Shao, "Didn't you say that in a relationship, whoever invests more will lose?" ”

Jin Shao pouted at me and said, "You just have that little IQ, don't watch some chicken soup!" ”