"Excuse me, are you trying to lie to my sex?" A girl asked, with wide, innocent, innocent eyes.

"Venerable Shenlong's divine power is vast, his mana is boundless, he has long cultivated to the point of immovable mortal heart, how can he be so filthy?" A middle-aged man said righteously.

"Really, isn't it?" The girl blinked, then reached out and ripped the veil off her face.

The middle-aged man looked at it, and the extremely cute little face suddenly appeared in front of him, and then looked at it, the extremely tempting big breasts and triangular eyes under the small face were miraculously round.

He said "uh" twice, but he couldn't say the word "no".

"Excuse me, are you trying to cheat me out of my money?" The girl asked again

Only then did the triangular eye come back to his senses and shouted: "How is it possible, the Divine Dragon Venerable Master is omnipotent, how can he see anything yellow and white?" ”

"Really, isn't it?" The girl's sleeves moved, and four gold ingots magically appeared in her palm.

The triangular eyes kept the time, and the head was dizzy, and he almost fell to the ground.

The girl said worriedly: "It turns out that you don't cheat money, nor do you cheat sex!" ”

Looking at the sorrow and disappointment on her face, Triangle Eyes blurted out: "Deceive, we cheat both money and sex." ”

"Oh." The girl's eyes lit up immediately.

"I'll go," Triangle Eye slapped himself hard, "Wrong." If we don't cheat, we don't cheat money or sex. ”

The girl frowned: "To lie or not to cheat!" ”

yes, whether to cheat or not, that's a real question.

Gritting his teeth, Triangle Eyes shouted, "Don't lie." ”

"Okay!" The girl clapped her hands and smiled: "I'm relieved." Hmph, those bad people, who said you so badly. ”

Bet right! The triangular eyes breathed a long sigh of relief, and then he was stunned, this question is so easy to answer, why should I bet, is there lard in my head?

The girl patted her chest, and immediately the waves were turbulent: "Then I will go to apprenticeship." ”

"Okay, okay." Triangle Eyes was overjoyed, "What's your name?" ”

"My name is Finch."

"Hey, I said, what are you still standing there doing, leading the way!"

"Oh, wait, me, I've got a nosebleed, I'm wiping."

A day later.

On an earthen platform, the Divine Dragon Venerable stood on the platform wearing strange clothes that resembled a Taoist monk and a non-Taoist monk.

"This Venerable is the twenty-seventh generation true disciple of the little immortal Weng Ge Hong, and the nineteenth generation true disciple of Master Xuanzang.

The audience was full of people seated, one exclaimed, and then full of awe.

But another person shouted, "Don't believe it." ”

The Divine Dragon Venerable smiled indifferently: "The so-called hearing is false, but seeing is true. If you don't believe me, you might as well come up and give it a try. ”

As soon as he clapped his hands, a disciple pushed up a large wooden cabinet.

Venerable Shenlong opened the wooden cabinet and gestured: "This wooden cabinet, is it just an ordinary wooden cabinet, there is no abnormality?" ”

He told the unbelievers to go up, to look left and right, and to nod in approval.

Venerable Shenlong smiled and said, "After three hundred and seventy-two years of penance, Venerable Venerable has finally attained immortality. Ladies and gentlemen, the Buddha Buddha will lie down in this wooden cabinet, and then ask one person to come up to the stage and use this saw, from the middle, to see slowly, slowly, to see this wooden cabinet in half. ”

The people were in an uproar and expressed their disbelief.

The Divine Dragon Venerable chanted the incantation loudly, and as the incantation sounded, a puff of smoke gradually rose from the stage. In the light smoke, the Divine Dragon Venerable got into the wooden cabinet and lay down in the cabinet, the door of the cabinet closed.

Smoke is in full bloom.

When the smoke cleared, a disciple raised the chainsaw in his hand and shouted, "Someone come up." ”

The people were shocked and shook their heads at each other.

Suzaku shouted, "I, I." ”

She ran up to the stage, picked up the saw with great interest, and without saying a word, immediately sawed.

The people in the audience all held their breath and didn't dare to come out.

Halfway through, a terrible scream came from the wooden cabinet. Then, blood, a large pool of blood, gushed out of the wooden cabinet.

"Oh no, dead man." The audience was in an uproar, and the people were so frightened that they screamed one after another.

The finch did not panic, and continued to see and saw with great interest.

After splitting the large wooden cabinet in two, the screaming stopped.

"Dead, dead?" Finch asked.

The disciple looked at her strangely, and after being stunned for a while, he said, "Venerable is dead. However, His Holiness has cultivated an immortal body, and as long as we cast a spell, His Holiness will immediately come back from the dead. ”

Several disciples ran over and knelt beside the wooden cabinet in unison, chanting mantras aloud. There was smoke wafting up.

When the smoke cleared, the door of the cabinet opened, and the Divine Dragon Venerable lay motionless in the wooden cabinet.

"Ah, really dead?" The finch wondered.

In the eyes of the people, the wooden cabinet was clearly sawn in half, the clothes on His Holiness were also sawn in half, and even under him, there was a pool of blood.

Of course it's dead! So, some people were so frightened that they cried.

The finch reached out and probed His Holiness's nose. Unexpectedly, His Holiness opened his eyes suddenly.

"Ha, I'm not dead." The finch clapped her hands and laughed.

It's not dead. His Holiness came out of the cupboard and lifted his clothes, and there was obviously a blood mark on his body, but he was smiling, smirking.

What a miracle!

The people in the audience were shocked, and some of them were too shocked, and even knelt down on the spot and bowed and worshipped.

The Divine Dragon Venerable shouted, "Everyone, do you want to learn this immortal body? Never die! ”

"Yes!" The people in the audience shouted.

"Everyone, do you want to be like the Venerable, with vast magical powers and magical spells?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, the Venerable is now opening the door of convenience, as long as the copper coins are consistent. As long as you are consistent, you will be able to worship under the throne of the Venerable and learn this supreme supernatural power! ”

Copper coins have always been, this, a bit much, many people hesitated.

Que Er shouted: "But only one immortal art has been demonstrated, Venerable, if you can show your magical powers again and perform a few more immortal arts, not to mention the copper coins consistently, what about ten times?" ”

As soon as she said it, the people in the audience responded.

The Divine Dragon Venerable smiled: "What's so difficult about this? However, this immortal body is extremely mana-intensive, and after the Venerable has rested for a day, tomorrow will definitely open your eyes. ”

After the people dispersed, the finch quietly stepped forward: "Venerable, if you become a disciple, can you learn all kinds of supernatural powers?" ”

The disciple next to the Divine Dragon Venerable said, "Naturally. ”

The finch was overjoyed and slapped her face: "In this way, you must know." Come on, come on, I'll try. ”

As soon as the finch stretched out her hand, two swords appeared in her hand, one long and one short. Without saying a word, the finch stabbed away with a sword.

The disciple was so frightened that he shouted, "Slow! ”

The sword was on his neck, and the finch said strangely: "You can't! So you, you, you, will you? I'll try. ”

For a while, chickens and dogs jumped on the stage, and it was a mess.