【Extra. Sparrows】Wicked Buster (2)
The Divine Dragon Venerable hurriedly stopped.
Finch put away the sword and said disappointedly: "It turns out that you don't know it, so I won't learn." ”
Seeing her turn around and leave, the Divine Dragon Venerable hurriedly said, "How can the immortal technique be easily taught? I have always been a beginner disciple, and I am qualified to follow me, and I will naturally not be able to teach advanced immortal arts. ”
"That's right," Finch turned, "how much does it cost for me to learn immortality?" ”
The Divine Dragon Venerable Zhengse said, "How can this be a matter of money? If you want to learn immortal arts, you must pass the test and make significant contributions. ”
Que'er turned around and left: "Forget it, my aunt and grandmother, I have the most money, and what I am most afraid of is trouble." ”
"Wait, wait," the Dragon Venerable shouted, "Money, money." ”
"How much does that cost?"
"One tael of gold, counted as ten points of contribution, can be promoted to an inner disciple. One hundred taels of gold, you can be promoted to a true disciple. Gold ......"
The finch said impatiently: "You only need to tell me, how many taels of gold do you need to learn the immortal body?" ”
"A thousand taels of gold."
"Ah," Finch was shocked, "so much, so what?" I'm three hundred taels short. ”
Only three hundred taels? Gold? The Divine Dragon Venerable's eyes glittered with gold when he was neutral. He looked the finch up and down, and it was irrepressible, and the silver light shone. He said, "There are still three hundred taels left, and that's it!" ”
"Seeing that you are so sincere, the Venerable will make an exception for a while, and with only seven hundred taels of gold, he will be able to pass on your dual cultivation technique. As long as you and I cultivate yin and yang, I will allow you to learn all the immortal arts, the immortal body, the broken head and the rebirth, the flying heaven and the earth, all the immortal arts, all the immortal arts, all learned! ”
Que Er thought for a while, and said hesitantly: "Can you not double cultivate!" ”
Then she squirmed and said, "The slave family, the slave family is still untouched." ”
As soon as he said this, all the men immediately became short of breath, and even two of them quickly turned around.
A disciple shouted, "The Venerable Dual-Cultivation Technique is extremely magical. Once you double cultivate, the Venerable One's hundreds of years of cultivation will be able to infuse into your body, allowing you to learn many great supernatural powers in an instant. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, others can't ask for it, and you are still hesitating. I don't know what to do! ”
"Well, then!" Que Er finally nodded, but immediately said, "I'm going to perform a few more powerful immortal tricks tomorrow." Otherwise, I won't agree. ”
"Good!" Venerable Shenlong replied categorically.
After the finch left, all the men on the stage, you look at me, I look at you, and they all look up to the sky and laugh.
And in the corner of the wall, Que Er smiled coldly: "Hmph, if it's really a fraud and a fraud, that female ghost is not bad at all." ”
"It's just that I want to cheat my aunt and grandmother of her wealth, hehe, see how my aunt and grandmother kill you!"
It was nearly dusk.
Venerable Shenlong clapped his hands: "Check again, you can't make a mistake." Otherwise, Lao Tzu will screw your heads. ”
A disciple smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, it's all cooked, keep your beauty's gold tomorrow." ”
When the door closed, a man silently descended from the roof.
It's a finch.
Que'er stomped her foot: "Hmph, it turns out to be just some tricks." ”
"There's a mechanism in this wooden cabinet, and when I sawed down, the liar was already hiding in the dark compartment. The blood turned out to be pig's blood, and the sawn clothes in half and the blood marks on the waist were all prepared in advance. ”
"This group of liars has some tricks, which really scared my aunt and grandmother. But now, hehe. ”
The next day. One to ten, ten to hundred, here is even more crowded.
First of all, there was a true disciple, named Zhao San, who performed the art of retreat.
Zhao San clasped his hands together and stood in the middle of the stage with a solemn expression. Venerable Shenlong pointed at him with one hand and chanted a mantra aloud.
Smoke rises.
When the smoke cleared, Zhao Sanping disappeared.
Venerable Shenlong pointed to another place on the stage: "My disciple will use the earth escape technique to escape from here." Everyone, look ahead! ”
He opened his mouth and was about to recite a mantra, when suddenly a hole was suddenly opened on the stage, and a person screamed "ahh
He cried out, "Ah, snakes, snakes, snakes bite my ass." ”
It was Zhao San.
On Zhao San's buttocks, sure enough, a snake was biting and didn't let go, he was so frightened that he was going crazy and jumped around on the stage. Jumped somewhere, suddenly screamed "ah" and fell into a hole.
Seeing this situation, the people in the audience still didn't understand, and shouted one after another: "Fake, fake." ”
Que'er smiled coldly: "Hmph, count yourself lucky." If it was the big liar, my aunt and grandmother would be a poisonous snake this time! ”
The Divine Dragon Venerable sweated on his forehead, and hurriedly explained: "This, Zhao San has not been apprenticed for a long time, and his mana is not deep, so something went wrong. ”
"Everyone, don't be impatient, and watch the Venerable perform the immortal body!"
Some people shouted, "It's also a lie, and there must be a hole in the wooden cabinet." ”
The Divine Dragon Venerable didn't say a word, took out a steel knife, and thrust it into the stage. It's true.
The Divine Dragon Venerable raised his head: "If you don't believe it anymore, the Venerable can tie your hands and feet." ”
The finch yelled, "I have to gag my mouth." ”
"Good!" Venerable Shenlong replied.
At this moment, the people in the audience will be skeptical.
Que Er personally came to the stage and blocked the mouth of the Divine Dragon Venerable, tying his hands and feet to death.
Venerable Shenlong sneered in his heart: "Hmph, the mechanism is outside the cabinet, as long as the disciple presses it, the dark grid will open, and I will fall into the dark grid." No matter how good this saw is, it won't be able to see me. When the cabinet door opens, who will notice that the space in the cabinet is a little bigger? ”
"Is there a difference between my mouth and my mouth and my hands and feet?"
Que Er sneered in her heart: "Hehehe, that mechanism has been destroyed by me." Hmph, now it's up to you how you die! ”
This time, no one dared to come to the stage to see the living. So another disciple, Wang Laosi, took matters into his own hands.
When the chainsaw began to saw, a fierce struggle sounded in the wooden cabinet.
Looks like it's wrong! Wang Laosi hesitated.
But he heard the finch say angrily: "The Venerable has obviously cultivated an immortal body, but he is scaring us here, but it's bad." ”
Wang Laosi thought, yes, it must be so. Tsk, for the sake of this beauty, Master has really worked hard this time. I went, and it scared me.
So Wang Laosi sawed more vigorously.
The sound of struggle was even more intense, and the wooden cabinet was knocked to the ground.
The finch held her heart in her hands and made a frightened gesture: "I'm so afraid, I'm so afraid, His Holiness is good or bad, and he is scared of the slaves." ”
She looks really, cute and touching. Wang Laosi couldn't care about anything else, staring at her vigorously, with drooling in his mouth.
The hand is more hard, saw, saw, saw.
The finch exclaimed, "Ah, ah, bleeding, so exciting!" ”
When Wang Laosi looked at it, he was bleeding. He sighed, tsk, Master's performance this time is really amazing, I must give thirty-two praises!
Look at how real this struggling sound; How real this whimpering sound; How real this blood is; Even the feel of this sawing is so real!
I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, saw.
After sawing, several disciples ran over, knelt down beside the wooden cabinet in unison, and chanted mantras aloud. There was smoke wafting up.
Then, the four kings shouted: "Everyone, the time to witness the miracle has arrived!" ”
He pulled the cabinet door.
Earth-shattering screams, sounded!
……
In the midst of the hustle and bustle, the finch turned and left: "Big sister, the big liar who ruined your family is already dead, and he died a miserable death." ”
"Big sister, you and your family, please rest in peace."