Chapter 31: I Think That's the Best!
Trot all the way!
Li Sao is called a galloping thunderbolt, and his ability to run away is leveraged.
After all, after three years of mixing in the University of Technology and Business, Li Sao has offended a lot of people by all kinds of comical operations.
Being chased around school like this is just a regular exercise.
But......
I'm still carrying someone on my back today!
There's a lot of weight on it, but it's not so easy.
Whew!
Li Sao didn't dare to take the elevator, and ran directly towards the most remote staircase.
The students in the back were chasing and sending messages at the same time, and there was a situation of "a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops came to meet each other".
"Not good! They actually called someone......"
Before going downstairs, in the corridor window on the second floor, Li Sao had already seen a large number of classmates below running towards this side quickly.
This is obvious......
It's going to be pinched up and down!
"Hey! Li Sao, why didn't you run away? ”
Seeing that Li Sao stopped, Xiao Zuoqiu was also anxious.
After all, there was the sound of those classmates shouting and killing behind him.
"I can't run away! Xiao Zuoqiu, or you will admit it! ”
Li Sao said helplessly.
"No! If you recognize it just now, you can still explain it. How do you recognize it now? Everyone thinks you're in the toilet with someone......"
Xiao Zuoqiu's whole face was hot, but fortunately he was wearing a black plastic bag!
Otherwise, this shy look was seen by Li Sao, and he would definitely be fascinated by him, where would he have any strength to run away!
"That'...... Let's fight it? It's less than 100 meters from the office building, so I went downstairs and ran a little faster and flew around the back of the building. As long as they send you into the office of the school building before they catch up, I don't believe they have the courage to go to the teacher's office and search for people! ”
Li Sao planned it in his mind, and then said with a hard time.
"Good! Listen to you. ”
is full of honor and disgrace, but it's all today, Xiao Zuoqiu couldn't help but clench his hands.
"Ouch...... It hurts, it hurts! Xiao Zuoqiu, let it go...... Let go ......"
Li Sao screamed in pain, "It's good if you say it's good, why are you pinching people!" Let go ......"
"Huh? Good! ”
It turned out that she was grabbing Li Sao's arm with both hands just now, and she pinched Li Sao with all her strength.
"Li Sao is there! Chase after her, see who that woman is......"
"Haha! He can't run away, and there are all people down there! ”
The classmates behind caught up, and Li Sao couldn't hesitate any longer.
Turn around and run wild!
ran all the way to the first floor, and at this time, many students poured into the gate of the first floor.
"Quick! Catch Li Sao ......"
"Wow! It turns out that the news is true, Li Sao is really fighting with a woman here! ”
"The god of sao is really sassy, why does that woman wear a hat?"
"Do you have eyes? Is that a hat? It's clearly a black plastic bag! ”
……
After a bunch of people poured in, Li Sao turned around and ran towards the back door on the first floor.
"It's a matter of success or failure!"
Carrying Xiao Zuoqiu on his back, Li Sao's physical consumption was too great.
Once he runs a little longer, he will definitely be caught, so he can only try his best to explode on short distances.
100 meters from the office building!
Okay?
Real man, you can't say no.
Rushing suddenly, Li Sao flashed out of the back door of the teaching building, closed the back door with his backhand, and then rushed towards the teaching building.
"Li Sao ran away from the back door! Chase ......"
"! Isn't he having eight legs! Can you run like this? ”
"Hurry up. I've been in school for three years, and I haven't seen a girlfriend talk about Saoshen, and he's so handsome in vain, I thought he was a gay, and I secretly observed it for a long time. Pity...... This is still a straight man. ”
"Who the hell is that woman? I actually ...... with Li Sao in the toilet of the teaching building."
"Chase! He can't run away, so many of us are chasing, and he is still carrying a woman on his back! ”
……
More and more people gathered, and it happened that everyone had just had lunch at this point, and after seeing the news on the forum, they all ran frantically to this side to see the excitement.
If there is a drone at this time, it will be a very spectacular scene to look down from mid-air!
There are probably thousands of students from the University of Technology and Business, rushing from all corners of the school towards the second floor of Wen.
"Li Sao, come on!"
Xiao Zuoqiu, who has never dealt with Li Sao, has no time to care about whether she is clean or not at this time, and when she is running wildly on Li Sao's back, her heart is about to jump to her throat, and she cheers Li Sao vigorously.
"Want to catch me? It's not that easy, the school building is coming soon! ”
Bolted!
Bolted!
Li Sao used all his strength, the last fifty meters!
There are still twenty meters left!
And ten meters!
The people behind chased more and more, and they chased closer and closer.
And five meters!
One meter!
Syllable!
Li Sao slammed open the glass door of the office building, then put Xiao Zuoqiu down and shouted, "You hurry up and find an office to go in, I'll ...... I'll stop them! ”
Stall!
As long as Xiao Zuoqiu enters the office area safely, none of those students dare to find someone in the office, let alone suspect the head of the female demon Xiao Zuoqiu.
"Then you ......"
Xiao Zuoqiu tore off the plastic bag on his head, a little hesitant.
"What are you rubbing, hurry up and get in!"
At this moment, Li Sao is a special man, and he has a feeling of protecting his beloved woman.
"Oh!"
At this moment, Xiao Zuoqiu is a special woman, she has always been strong, and she actually has a feeling of being cared for in all directions in front of Li Sao at this time.
Enduring the sharp pain in his feet, Xiao Zuoqiu limped into a nearest office.
At this time, the pursuers also caught up.
A group of boys swished, three layers inside and three layers outside, and surrounded Li Sao in the middle.
"Huh? Why is there only one god of sorrow? ”
"That's right! What about the woman he was carrying? ”
"It was clearly on his back just now! Why did it suddenly disappear? ”
……
Seeing their puzzled expressions, Li Sao spread his hands proudly: "Haha! What do you think? Surprised? Not surprised? Interview you, how does it feel to chase me for a long time and find nothing? ”
This is Li Sao's standard taunt pose!
A posture of standing on the commanding heights of the operation and despising everything.
However, at this time, one of the boys who surrounded him was hehe, raised a broom stick in his hand and shouted, "Who said we got nothing? We're here to beat you into a pig's head, and then we can date and eat with the goddess Wu Tingting......"
"That's right! The god of sorrow is in our hands today, and we want to see where else you can run......"
"Last time, I was tricked by you, and we beat Teacher Zhu up! This time, you can't escape! ”
……
Rumble!
A few handfuls of eggs!
It's a little exciting!
Li Sao actually forgot about "Wu Tingting"'s wanted warrant for herself!
The situation he has to face now is really more urgent than 100,000 fire.
In this situation, how to break the situation?
The angry brain, move!
"Stop!"
When the broom head of a boy closest to Li Sao was still five centimeters away from his handsome face, Li Sao shouted, "I have something to say!" ”
"Saucy God! You're dead today, what else do you have to say? ”
Everyone was stunned, but they also wanted to see what else the god of sao had to operate.
"Well, I know I'm going to die. However, I have a doubt that I don't understand......"
Li Sao said in a very fast voice, "There are so many of you who are surrounding me to beat me, so in the end, ...... Who is Wu Tingting dating for dinner? This is a question worth pondering and studying! ”
"That's right! There are so many of us, who is it after beating Li Sao? ”
"Of course it's mine! My latest ......"
"Fart! How old are you! Of course it's me, do you know how hard I've worked to find Li Sao's whereabouts these days? ”
……
was said by Li Sao, and the boys who took the lead suddenly became a little infighting.
However, after all, they are all college students, how can they be fooled by Li Sao's simple discordant scheme?
"Wait! Let's not quarrel yet, this is the trick of the gods! To divide us, let our own people fight......"
"Yes, yes, yes! I've been fooled like him before, and then he took the opportunity to escape. ”
"Don't fight, everyone! Otherwise, if you let Li Sao go for a while, you will lose a lot. ”
……
These people suddenly realized that they had seen through Li Sao's tricks.
However, at this time, Li Sao's face smiled very strangely: "You are wrong! I actually want to tell you that I want to go on a date with Wu Tingting for dinner, don't think about it. None of you will be the first to beat me Li Sao into a pig's head, because this person ...... It's ...... myself."
After finishing speaking, Li Sao took a deep breath, and as soon as he was ruthless, his fist slammed into his face.
Bang bang bang......
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