Once upon a time, once upon a time!

Li Sao swears!

Even if he and Xiao Zuoqiu get a marriage certificate, if they can't really get her, they will definitely not go to her house.

It can also be said that it is Li Sao's revenge on Xiao Zuoqiu for deceiving him into getting married!

Similarly, it is also a promise from Li Shao to Xiao Wanqiu.

He promised that in late autumn, he would carry a sedan chair and Ming Media was marrying her.

Before that, he absolutely agreed to go to Xiao's house to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

So to this day, Li Sao still doesn't know what his father-in-law and mother-in-law look like.

And this point is also the most headache for Xiao Zuoqiu.

She finally took Li Saoyu as her husband, just to stop the mouth of the second elder in the family, and at the same time, it can be regarded as a lifelong event for herself!

However, who would have thought that Li Sao would be so iron-clad that he wouldn't come if he couldn't come.

Xiao Zuoqiu had no choice, for the sake of his own face, he had to put on such a tough posture in front of the second elder, that is, he didn't bring his husband home.

However, no matter how powerful Sun Monkey is, can he still escape from the Five Finger Mountain of the Buddha?

Seizing this opportunity, Xiao Zuoqiu forced Li Sao to sign this treaty that humiliated the country, everything ...... That's it.

"The deal is done! Li Shao, just wait for my letter! When the time comes, I will take you back to meet your mother-in-law and mother-in-law......"

Xiao Zuoqiu smiled proudly, but accidentally pulled his injured foot.

"Hiss......"

couldn't help biting her lip, Xiao Zuoqiu frowned, but she didn't cry out in pain.

"Does it hurt? We've got to get out there and take you to the infirmary! ”

Seeing Xiao Zuoqiu's enduring appearance, Li Sao couldn't help but feel a little distressed.

After all...... This is also Xiao Wanqiu's body!

"Then you can figure it out!"

Xiao Zuoqiu shook the pot and threw all the problems to Li Sao.

"The door is stuck! Why don't we climb out again, and I'll ask you to go up first, and then I'll climb again? ”

Li Sao felt that this compartment was not very high, and this method should work.

Hearing this, Xiao Zuoqiu shook his head: "No! My feet hurt so much that I couldn't borrow strength at all! Let's use option B! ”

"What option B? I didn't even think of it! ”

"Then think now! Anyway, you can't do this plan A. ”

Xiao Zuoqiu looked at the time and said, "And you have to do it as soon as possible!" After a short lunch break, there are more people. ”

"This ...... Then you can only bang on the door! I don't know if this door can be easily knocked open like what I saw on TV......"

Recalling the countless film and television dramas he has watched, Li Sao proposed plan B.

"That's a great way to do it! That...... You bump it! Xiao Zuoqiu bowed slightly in agreement.

"I bumped?"

"Of course it's you, is it possible, I'll come?"

"Forget it! I'll hit it! ”

A man's man is a field above and a force below, making it clear that no matter what, it is the man who will contribute.

Let's do it!

Come on!

Hold your breath!

Li Sao slammed into the door of the compartment!

Bang!

The door shook a bit!

But it didn't crash away!

"I don't believe it!"

Li Sao slammed into it again.

"Ouch!"

was flicked by the reaction force, and Li Sao sat on Xiao Zuoqiu's body.

But this time, it seems to have played a role, and the door frame of the compartment has begun to loosen a little.

"Get up! Li Shao, if you work harder, you can crash into ......"

Xiao Zuoqiu also saw hope, so he didn't care about him sitting on him for the first time.

However, at this time in the corridor outside.

A few classmates passed by in groups, but suddenly heard the sound of a door knocking from the bathroom.

Bang!

Bang!

……

"What's going on? What was that? ”

"It seems to be coming from the bathroom, it's so loud!"

"Would you like to go over and have a look?"

"Don't go, right? In case of...... What if there is any danger? ”

"What's the danger? In broad daylight, there will be no ghosts! ”

……

Several students cautiously leaned towards the bathroom, and the sound of banging on the door in the bathroom continued.

Bang bang bang......

Li Sao's shoulders were sore.

Finally, with one last bang, the bathroom door was completely slammed open.

"Ahh

Several students who had just walked into the bathroom were instantly startled and ran out one after another.

"Anyone?"

Xiao Zuoqiu was overjoyed when he saw the door open, but when he heard the movement outside, his mood immediately sank to the bottom.

If there are people outside.

How can I escape safely with Li Sao?

You're sure to be seen!

Moreover, now that the people outside know that the door of the compartment inside has been broken, it is estimated that more people will come to watch after a while.

"Li Sao, what should I do?"

A little anxious, Xiao Zuoqiu looked over with a pleading gaze.

"How the do I know what to do? Hurry up and run! ”

Looking at Xiao Zuoqiu's red and swollen ankles, Li Sao stepped forward and lifted her up.

In this case, of course, it can only be 6 to 6!

"Hey, hey, hey...... Put me down! You can't go out like this, Li Sao, if you go out like this, you will definitely be seen by them......"

Every cell in Xiao Zuoqiu's body is refusing.

really wanted to be seen, Li Sao ran out of the men's bathroom with himself on his back, this ...... This is simply ten lifetimes of innocence, it is better to ask for help when you are alone just now!

"What then? If you don't go out now, you're still hiding in here, it's even worse! People who come in a moment, definitely more ......"

At this critical moment, it is time to test Li Sao's anger.

Glancing around, Li Sao's eyes were locked on the black bag containing various props, and suddenly a perfect operation was born.

He quickly took out all the things in the black bag, and then said to Xiao Zuoqiu: "Hurry up and put it on your head!" ”

"Pullover?"

Xiao Zuoqiu was a little puzzled.

"Hurry! Put it on your head, and I'll carry you out again! That way, no one will recognize you! ”

"Oooh...... Good...... Good idea! ”

At this time, Xiao Zuoqiu had lost her usual calmness, she took a deep breath, and immediately put the black bag on her head according to Li Sao's instructions.

"Are you ready? I'm going to rush up! ”

Li Shao was like a wild horse that had escaped the leash, carrying Xiao Zuoqiu on his back, and ran out of the bathroom with full horsepower.

At the door of the bathroom, the students just now, after being taken aback, were also curious about who was in the bathroom and what were they doing inside?

"You say, could it be some ferocious animal in there?"

"What are you kidding? We're on a college campus, where did the ferocious animals come from! ”

"What about haunting? Could it be haunted? ”

"I said, why are you so daring? With such a big movement, someone must be inside...... Bad things! ”

"Bad things? Ha ha! Shall we go in and have a look? Who the hell is so bold to ...... in the men's bathroom?"

Who would have thought that at this moment, Li Sao rushed out with Xiao Zuoqiu on his back.

"It's a god!"

"! The god of sorrow carried a man on his back......"

"It's a woman! The legs are so beautiful! But how can you have a plastic bag on your head! ”

"Big news! Big news! What are the gods and women doing in the men's bathroom? ”

"What else can I do? A man and a woman, in the toilet...... Field battles, of course! ”

"Wait! Isn't the field in the field? Can you use this word in the toilet? ”

"I'm not right! However, the god of sao must be the one with the beautiful woman in it......"

"Hurry up! Catch up and take a look, take a picture with your phone! On the forum, haha...... We will let the wisdom of the gods of sorrow be ruined for the rest of our lives......"

"Chase! The god ran away and ran downstairs! ”

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[Attached: The easter eggs of this book are revealed!] This book hides all kinds of easter eggs, from various names to various settings and contents! There are easter eggs that everyone doesn't expect! Unexpectedly, today's first easter egg was discovered by the reader in this chapter.

Now Brother Huo has revealed, this easter egg is the name of Xiao's father Xiao Yaowu, Yaowu Yangwei (impotence). Let's go and find all kinds of easter eggs! If you have a guess, you can send a book review and this chapter to say, Brother Huo will read it! 】